Battle me pussies

I laughed thanks

Her vagina is moist and warm
I'll keep you safe, just hold my arm
Hell is beyond the door
Heaven doesn't want one more
No more chicken sandwiches
Yes, I'll pay for the damages

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You might be from 8 mile but you never had it like me
Spent my life in the ball pit maxed out at 5 3

I should be ripped but my back is way too sub par
Want to do pull ups but I can't reach the bar

Yo
His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready
To dead lift, but he keeps on regrettin'
What he loaded up, the whole crowd goes so loud
He strains his ass, but the bar won't come up
He's dhakn', how, everybody's jokin' now
The clocks run out, times up, over, blaow!
Snap back to reality, oh there goes gravity
Oh, there goes Jow Forums, he choked
He's so mad, but he won't give up that easy? No
He won't have it, he knows his whole form's a shitty nope
It don't matter,
He's dope,…

It’s a hard knock life... for manlets

Kek

>preparing copy pasta in a Discord
you little niggers aren't that clever. and you prob ain't that big.

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The barbells hit the fucking floor

Drop drop bodies hit the floor

Call me Elliott Rodgers I just dodged the dodgers and hit your mother with a dumbbell like a dumb broad

You shoot blanks and miss the broad side of the barn

Chad fucked your mom and I did for sure

Now you got manlets all up in the barn with some farm animals in the pits tryna sing in accord

Grow grow grow....

They reach a little higher try to grow a little taller but we dropped your mother's corpse on em like a hot mic.

You better feed yourself in morning.
The moment you wake up ya better eat up all your oats. Oh.
You've only got some squats. Do not miss your chance to grow. Masculinity comes when a boi really tries. Yo!

>this thread
18+

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you sit for ohp
you lift for cougar pussy
your gains are nil
i come thru with the thrill
yo bitch wanna jock me
i told she can top me
i don't want a romance
i lift for my own bromance

i got a double plated squat that i bang for the reps
i capped my leg strength so i don't shake the earth when i step
you're a lame
i make your mommy scream like jessie james gettign snapped up, grappled up, and scoop outta my lane

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Ayyo I be liften while I’m sippin never trippin posting trips when ever I spit knowledge knowing nothing caus I’m trollin thought I told em but I didn’t just a glittering generality pop up the chaturbate then I’m no fap relapsing haters laughing butcha know I get my pumps, the b alanine got me mean and I try an act tough, walk up to the trap house with the lady boys a must, no homo but ayyo bro boypussi is still love

His palms are sweaty, grip weak, bar is heavy
There's straps on his little girl wrists already, forearms spaghetti
He's "strong", but on the surface he looks fat and doughy
Training for strength, but he keeps on forgetting
To do high reps, and now he looks like a skelly

Uh, uh, check it out
Junior M.A.N.L.E.T.
Uh, yeah, yeah, five-nine

To all the manlets in the gym with lifts and belts
Allow me to squat these 3pl8s, in your manlet pit
Who wear lifts and squat plates with manlets
The back of the gym, saying "grow," is where you'll find me
The back of the gym, moggin Chads, my crew's behind me
Mad testosterone, HGh, femurs blastin'
But I just can't quit
'Cause one of these lanklets Manlet gots ta grow to
Sleep with, keep it a secret, no homo
Why turn me down 'cause I'm a manlet
Now check it, I got more mass than Chad and in the bed
Believe me, sweety, it's big enough to penetrate
No need to be repulsed, I got mad lifts in my Benz
2-inch by the size, true fuckin' lanklet
Jump in my stroller and come over
Tell your friends to jump in my booster seat, I got the stool in the pantry

I love it when you call me big man-let
Throw your hands in the air, if you'se under 6'
I love it when you call me big man-let
To the lanklets gettin' girls, moggin' manlets like dummies
I love it when you call me big man-let
If you got a lift up in your shoe, please don't stand next to me
'Cause I see some ladies tonight that should be havin' my genes, baby

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Aye
Unh
How'd you know my blow hole booty swole
Pullin bars erryday like some natty king cole
Pr executioner, bp guillotine right on ya neck
You must be a yoga thot you got me flexin both my ceps
Chad born, mama didn't raise no incel
No pussy prison for me I got that Makin It intel
All you fitizens screamin drink a gallon a day
While I cosplay bearmode santa all I do is sleigh
Blasting master machinations into my body train arms one hour and get that Arnold pump too ezpz,
I know traps wanna squeeze me, down to my
posterior chain of steel, got that blue boyscout feel
Slappin that ass more firm than gyno on your boyfriend's tits
No homo though
XO