Is true that males age like wine?

Its well know that Ronaldo had multiple cosmetic surgeries

Being a rich footballer helps.
If Ronaldo keeps on tanning this hard he'll hit the wall soon enough. He can afford surgery though.

His face just keeps getting longer and longer. I don't know how he does it.

that 2nd pic of ronaldo is either a lie or he got plastic surgery. also how tf can your body and face change that much if literally all you do is play soccer? somethings not right here

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lol doesn't have asian genes

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Messi descended hard, should never have fallen for the footy lad meme and stuck to his signature autistcore style.

Literally everyone except Argentinians does

1st pic must be an old picture, probably during his early days at Manchester United. This was him in 2005

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>FIFA 2014
>185cm

>FIFA 2018
>187cm

How can I grow an inch like my hero Christiano Ronaldo?

2006 WC

> 1st pic he loooks like a teenager, possible a late boomer
> From the 3rd pic he started smiling,
Smiling makes your cheek bones looking more prominent
That, and loss of %bf

He changed his hair cut, and started showing his forehead. Plus beard trimmed on the sides only.

FALSE

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A true GOAT

such a handsome fucker

Legit upgrade

What are braces
He had terrible teeth and got it fixed

Zinedine always had prominent cheek bones and jaw, giving him a ferocious look which pairs nicely with the bald look

However, had he weak cheek bones, chubby cheeks, or a weak chin and he would look pretty bad - like most latinos who go bald and resort to shaped beards in order to get an illusion jaw

Only reason he looks better without hair is that he has a deathnikk hairline, if he had a taller forehead he would be better with hair.

Yeah, that's the reason, retard

It literally is. His forehead is too short and it makes him look like a low IQ goat farmer

Legend

>if he looked bad he would look bad
wow user very clever thoughts you just shared with us

He didnt grow to 187 ppl just started saying he is that tall for no reason

Absolutely true. Plus as you age, if you develop yourself, travel, explore new cultures, work on a talent like art or music - you will be leagues ahead of most 18-21 year old men.

When I was 18-21 I was a scrawny boring pieace of shit. Now I'm 34 and banging out girls that age after driving them home in my brand new Subaru BRZ from amazing dates to my 2 story house.

Men who are on the right track are happier to get older. Women are never happier to get older.

Pupi pls come back.

>Thinks a Subaru BRZ is impressive
It's the TJ Maxx of sports vehicles

he looks younger in 2012 wtf

Long hair and makeup will do that

What kind of surgery did they have?

yup, his argument is the one they always use when someone shows a good looking bald guy.

Salty as fuck.

>"You're $32,000 sports vehicle isn't good enough HAHAHAHA"

Do you realize how much you sound like a little bitch? I never said I was rich.

>bragging about spending 32k on a Subaru
Sure are going to pick up lots of Birkenstock-wearing milfs at Whole Foods in that thing

Med master race

>34 and only own a BRZ
SHIGGYDIGGY

Yes. Men peak 38-42 facially. Women 20-24.

>I rate Zidane.

*teleports behind you*
headbutts you
"nothing personnel kid"

plus its extremely common to get cosmetic surgery in asia

kek

Anyone got that picture of Araki?

growth hormone

based and redpilled
baldies rise up

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Well, over time they've become pregressively richer and better athletes.

you think thats impressive?
this man is around 60

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He’s a fucking vampire

probably found the stone mask

Fucking christ.

Young Penaldo gives me hope. I look better now than he did

Be insecure and lie about your height

>It's the TJ Maxx of sports vehicles
LOL

His cheekbones and jaw aren't even that big. It's all because of his eyes, eyebrows and his huge brow ridge

It's a nice car user it's my actually (reasonably attainable) dream car once I get a job. (Currently looking)

>ronaldo's crazy eye

>brags
>gets called out
>fee fees gets hurt, gets defensive
"B-buh, you're the meanie here!"

Go sit in your BRAPZ, big boy

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Ronaldo has a shitload of plastic surgery
Messi literally used HGH, hence he's a fucking magician. I'm messi fan by the way

A bad motherfucker! I love Zizou

Zidane is not a latino you idiot fuck

He didn't say he was you fucking brainlet.

only when they are loaded as fuck

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It's called having a beard

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...

Men are like a fine wine. Women are like milk.

But in all seriousness, age makes people look gruff, which is attractive for men, because it makes us look more masculine and experienced. However, it's unnatractive for women for the exact same reasons.

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Well most berbers, which zidane is, are low IQ goat farmers.

>if he didn't have attractive features he wouldn't be attractive

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Reading comprehension 0/10

low iq enough to win 3 champions league cups in a row as a coach?

he's definitely smarter than you.

If you keep working on your body yes, if you become a lazy fuck no, ive seen some 50 year old dudes looking good af. No homo

>believing they deserved to win it and didn't get any help
You're probably another low IQ goat farmer

If you want to keep looking young use sunscreen

This, is everyone ignoring the fact he's taking growth hormones or is Jow Forums really that reatarded?

>males that take care of their hormonal production

young males have testosterone tanking ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4190174/. you mean hopping on steroids is the way to take care of yourself?

what a chad

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long face is good or na?

Sure, but that doesn't mean it looks good to look like one. Shaving his head conceals his short deathnikk forehead and makes him look more masc, competent and intelligent. In short it was a really easy way for him to whitemaxx.

Long face no, tall face yes.

>singlehandedly beats the TSU

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Guy looks straight up like some ancient Inka or sth

Males expire at 45-50, if they are lucky.
Women at 30, no exceptions.

>Guy looks straight up like some ancient Inka or sth
lol wut

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Most women look like shit by the time they're in their late 20s due to their shit lifestyles. 25 is the real wall for women.

>implying it wasn't entirely the defence that beat the TSU

This, /our guy/ Godin was the true MVP

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this
also it's becoming unpopular to say (even here as of the past few newfaggy years), but women peak at 15-16, just after they finish puberty - that's when they used to start pumping out kids after having been married to a providing husband back in the good ol' days. Their eggs decay every year after that point and at 30+ the quality is taking another fast dump

>started going bald at age 19
haha, wine, yeah...

Also men that stay lean into their 30's, which is a tiny minority.

Ronaldo grew 2 cm in the last picture

Messi looks like Harry from Harry and the Hendersons in that last pic.

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>already sickly pale
No thanks, I'll gladly welcome any increase in my melatonin levels thank you very much.

Zidane headbutted so hard he lost the ability to grow hair

Helps that he likely has sub 15% body fat

Hard to look truly ugly if you shower regularly, dress well and have 12% bodyfat