Tfw gf comes over to my place and wakes me up at 1:23am because she’s horny

>tfw gf comes over to my place and wakes me up at 1:23am because she’s horny

Bitch I can’t make gains if you’re keeping me up to some ungodly hour

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>literally gay

nice blog, where do I subscribe?

Nigger nobody gives a shit
Also >having a gf
You are never going to make it

3 posts and counting. Say you have a gf and there will always be angry incel and homo posters who come out of the woodworks.

>mfw I was woken up at 4am.

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Rude as fuck, she should have went to her other boyfriends place

>Not poppin her for that Midnight Cardio

>sex
disgusting.

>doing cardio right before you would have entered REM sleep
Your heart would hate you.

I'd do that shit tomorrow

What, the sleep or the sex?

I'll stuff her with my fat stinky NEET cock for you, user.

Yes

Wow! Epic blog post dude! Upboated!

Dubs if I'll have a gf in the next 6 months, rollinero
Trips bf

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>ihavesex posting
>tfwnogf posting
>dubsposting without dubs
>The asshole that always has to make the sex=cardio low hanging fruit jump posting
Can you all just kill each other you're fucking insufferable

quads = qt trap gf

THERE'S THIS GIRL THAT'S BEEN ON MY MIND
AAAALL THE TIME
SU SU SUDDUDIO OH

explain to her that you're tired. Lay on your back. Put her hand on your cock and let her do the rest. If she starts jibber-jabberring tell her to put your dick in her mouth. When she stops cause she keeps gagging on your gigantic BWC tell her to get on and go for a ride. problem solved.
pussy.

>I can't make gains because I'm too busy having sex with my girlfriend boo hoo my life is hard. Let me blog about it and make other people jealous.

Fuck you, seriously fuck you and kys.

when she's properly trained feel free to fall asleep at any point. If she ever complains (she will, women can't really help it) look her in the eyes "I told you I AM FUCKING TIRED, BITCH"

h-ha-ha I t-totally know how you feel

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