Gf breaks up with me at the beginning of the year

>gf breaks up with me at the beginning of the year
>immediately see her posting insta pics of her with some other guy
>completely ignores/ghosts me
>go cocoon mode, start bulking and lifting hard, buzz off my greasy mop of hair
>I'll show that bitch
>texts me out of the blue
>my newfound confidence oozes through my texts, her pussy gets wet
>wants to meet up so we can fuck
>meet her at a starbucks
>"oh.. haha you uh.. you got fat and bald, I guess..? good to see you're doing so well, Tyler"
>she 360s and walks out

I guess we don't all make it bros

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Is that you Tyler1?

Let me guess, you fell for the powerlifting meme?

correct decision would have been to ghost her after setting up to meet

>She 360s and walks out
Bro you retarded

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>being this new

This OP, you fucked up

>falling for the bait
amateur

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>Tyler

Not even your parents wanted you to make it.

He's from Jow Forums 99% sure of it even though I've never seen him before

>falling for the this

>you got fat

OP you fucked up
You didnt bulk you just got fat as hell

And dont shave your head or keep hair short if you dont have 10/10 head aesthetics

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Firstly, women break up mentally weeks or months in advance of actually breaking up. They divorce themselves from the idea of a relationship with you so that they don't waste precious egg time searching for someone from scratch between relationships. It's shit, but it's what they do. Her being with some other guy immediately isn't evidence that you're a worthless person.

Also, start harvesting that bulk.

Sounds like you lost a toxic influence in your life. That's a good thing. Take advantage of it.

>falling for the double ruse

>this guy actually fell for it

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>it worked again

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>texts me out of the blue
>didnt fucking ghost her
you abso-fucking-lutely retarded nigger, you deserve this

>she texts me out of the blue
>even respond back
ya dun goofed OP

>Firstly, women break up mentally weeks or months in advance of actually breaking up.

truth and one of the harshest redpills

So you're going by "loltyler1" now nerd? Haha whats up douche bag, it's Tanner from Highschool. Remember me? Me and the guys used to give you a hard time in school. Sorry you were just an easy target lol. I can see not much has changed. Remember Sarah the girl you had a crush on? Yeah we're married now. I make over 200k a year and drive a mustang GT. I guess some things never change huh loser? Nice catching up lol. Pathetic..

Nothing wrong with responding, as long as it's something like "who's this?" and that's it.

this is legit cracking me up

>So you're going by "loltyler1" now nerd? Haha whats up douche bag, it's Tanner from Highschool. Remember me? Me and the guys used to give you a hard time in school. Sorry you were just an easy target lol. I can see not much has changed. Remember Sarah the girl you had a crush on? Yeah we're married now. I make over 200k a year and drive a mustang GT. I guess some things never change huh loser? Nice catching up lol. Pathetic..

Nice job Big P. Never stop

>making contact or responding to contact from ex

I unironically wish that my ex called me to meet up. I've been doing so well since after her that I honestly feel the need to rub on her face.

>"bulk up"
as in: emotional eating and rationalizing it away by saying you're gaining?
you probably look like shit bro.

>falling for this

You're supposed to lift during a bulk, you know that right?

>drives mustang gt
> calls other guy a loser

more posts like this, please!