I touched a girl's ass in the club and she decided to put me in a chokehold. What do?

Did you smell your hand

It smelled like cocoa butter. Girl was black

cum

God this is some next level sad.

blacks have a particular odor that's a combination of sweat and cocoa butter.

This is why you take judo.

Unless she is benching 200lbs you should be easily able to outmatch her with your strenght.
unless you are a teenie twick.

I kinda deserved it for touching her ass tho

I'd probably cum.

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Start jerking off. Either she’ll be creeped out and stop or she’ll like it and continue and you’ve found yourself a dom MMA gf. Win-win.

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Sounds pretty hot

That’s because it is hot.

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Squeal "Mommy" the next time she does it

Sink your hips.

How the hell has no one said this already?

t. wrestlefag

This

*the blacks.

>guy not using his hands
Reach behind and grab her by the puss

If you enjoyed it touch her ass again you fucking idiot.

let her tire herself out. you dont skip neck day, do you?

Exactly. Try a breast this time, user.

Throw yourself back and put your legs behind hers so they wrap hers and she has no choice but to fall. Make sure the momentum is in such a way that her head hits the ground first. Do this as quickly and violently as possible

How did she find enough room to put you in a chokehold, let alone manage to get you in it. Are you a pussy or did you just like it?

Tell her that was hot and you'd like to try it again sometime

Gotta hand fight OP, two on one, don't go for the choking arm, go for the other and pull it down and across your head, roll hard to gain top position

Also fight the hooks

>BJJ manlet who loves getting on backs and choking the shit outta largelets

How did this exactly go down OP, tell us more

Bjj is a meme

This, learning Jiu-Jitsu is the only option for OP. What else are you gonna do? OHP her off of you?

Prep your anus and start moaning to get the juices flowing. Then spew yesterdays tenders and sardines out of your ads like a fire hose.

Punch her in the bagina

Same

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How do I get a kung fu gf who can get me into a chokehold?

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>wat do
Grab by the pussy

hide your erection

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>that will never be you
life is pain

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eat onions not onions

redpilled and based

finger in pooper

hers or yours

either, they both are gonna get her off you and scream wtf

how do you get out of a choke? can we make this a martial arts thread?

Only if you post cute girls in gis

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You mean jiu jitsu? Judo is a dumbed down version of that for sport. I'd recommend BJJ or something if OP can't defend a choke from a woman

What if she knows bjj

Fuck, this sounds like my life

Did you cum?

90% of escaping a choke is addressing it before it's completely locked in. If it's under the chin and tight you're fucked. Even if it's not under the chin you're probably still fucked cause they'll just break your jaw or some shit.

Just get stronger. Don't believe the BJJ fags that think strength doesnt play a role in jew jitsu

thats the goal man

do these fight or just pose?

cum