Where the fuck is the mire thread?

where the fuck is the mire thread?
got my own mire recently:
>be slightly muscular, somewhat tall
>go to store to get drink
>as im at checkout, short asian milf with medium milk and huge ass at next checkout thing keeps eyeing me up
>starts to stand up on tip toes to compare height (meanwhile ass is bouncing up and down)
bit weird but then she straight up tells me in jap accent that im very tall and muscular and grabs my tricep in front of bunch of ppl
>kinda weird but id eat her out and smash

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>id eat her out and smash
and yet you didn't. why am I not surprised?

>be at rock and roll club sitting on a couch in the "lounge"
>texting some girl I'm seeing
>girl comes, sits next to me and tells me to save her number on my phone
>types it in and saved her contact as Anonette [name of the club]
>says she has to go, we make out for 10 seconds and she leaves

I was drunk and it all happened very fast so I really couldn't get a good look at her face at the moment. I'm looking at her whatsapp picture now and she doesn't look good at all kek

Bump

you and i know this did not happen, kys

it might have been a chink, i cant tell difference. either way fuck yuo

You should have just told her you would like to smash.
I now realized all I had to do all those years is ask.
So much mental strain for literally no reason.

Serious question how do you eat ass?

>at family cookout yesterday
>Be 6'6" 210 lbs king of the lanklets
>9 y/o brother's nephew calls me Muscles
>He calls my other two brothers Bones and Fatty
>I brush it off and internally cringe every time he calls me Muscles

>tfw been lifting for 2 years and never been mired
We're all gonna make it, r-right guys?

Went to a Cinco de Mayo party wearing a cutoff because fuck sleeves.
> Have you been working out??
> Wow, you're so big! Flex for me.
> You should give my boyfriend some tips, I wish he looked like you.
From like eight people throughout the night. Best part is I went with one of my gymbros and he was salty as fuck because no one was mirin him.

Are you a fat powerlifter or aesthetic bodybuilder

None. Low test and can't put on mass, still look like a dyel after two years, I feel like giving up

>go to taco Bell with my gym bro
>6/10 fat black sassy employee compliments his hair
>Think to myself, hey good for you man. Nice mire
>When i order she says "oh my God i love your hair too!"
That was nice. Blessed are the bubbly black women of the Earth

Then you should eat clen and tren hard.

>Not merging with your brothers to become a mutant

Not the guy you are responding to but that's a clever sentence

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>be 20y/o boomer
>work as delivery driver at a sandwich shop
>taking a qt's order in the store
>she is very friendly and says "thanks doll"
>she leaves and my manager says "she was checking you man"

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That feel when I live on the shady side of town, and some black girls will compliment me when I run past the house everyday.

That's a classic saying, usually a part of "eat clen. tren hard. anavar give up" to mock fake natties' typical sayings

>put on 3 kilos
>every time i run into someone they tell me im looking big

>woman shows sexual attraction towards me and keeps looking me and my body

>He calls my other two brothers Bones and Fatty
Kids got a mean streak, damn.

I'm at a resort in South Carolina for a wedding and we went to the pool last night. I've been lifting for a few months now and I'm at like 12% body fat ottermode and some girls in the pool were mirin and as I left with my family I made eye contact with one of them and her friend close by said "hey there he is" and another one yelled hey then her friend covered her mouth. Feels good man. I'm seriously mogging everyone here they're all high bodyfat boomers lmao. Also just for reference I'm 5 11 143 pounds