/fat/: "Like the opposite of Wheaties, you'll get diabetes on your feeties" edition

>Who is /fat/ for?
For /fat/ people who want to better themselves through meaningful hard-work, strategy, and dedication

>This is not QTDDTOT, ask questions about fat loss but use that thread for general questions

>Calculate your Body Fat Percentage
fitness.bizcalcs.com/Calculator.asp?Calc=Body-Fat-Navy (Gonna need waist/neck measurements)

>Calculate your TDEE (Total Daily Energy Expenditure)
sailrabbit.com/bmr/ (complex)
fitnessfrog.com/calculators/tdee-calculator.html (simple)

>Plan your weight loss week by week
losertown.org/eats/cal.php

>Track your calories and macros with MyFitnessPal, works best on smartphones
myfitnesspal.com

old

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>He still isn't eating lentils for those sick fiber gains

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im not some pajeet that shits on street

Anyone else here /successful/?
235 down to 155. Adding muscle slowly from those lows

>tfw dieting/cutting is easier for me than doing no fap

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This is yesterday's food but i'm having the same meals today.

Day 6 of 1500 calories or less, from 1800 calories daily.
Down from 270 in january to 236 now.
>Posted the wrong day from holiday.

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Hey /fat/ bros. I got a finally got a job and moving out of my parents house. I found a cheap apartment for $250 a month. I'm looking to find a budget for food on a month to month basis that is strictly healthy and will make my lose this fat ass (5'11 220lbs). I'm not earning a lot and was wondering if anyone had some spreadsheets of daily food timetables that are healthy and cheap (relatively). Help a fellow /fat/ out. I'm almost going to make it.

>I'm not earning a lot
rice, beans, chicken, salad

SW: 312 lbs.
CW: Pic related, weighed in less than 3 minutes ago.

brehs

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good work user

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Will my body go into starvation mode if I eat less than 1200calories a day?

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You're fat, your body is literally covered in fuel to burn before it starves. T That's what it's there for.

I went from 210 down to 170. My co-workers say I'm skinny but I still have this huge as belly. I want to go down to 150 to see if it goes away.

no
starvation mode is a meme

But I heard some people say to eat more than 900 calories or else your body goes into starvation mode and starts storing all the food you eat as fat. So it's fine if I only eat 900calories a day then?

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just fast you retard. fasting isnt starvation

eating very little is starvation

>tfw will never push through that last stretch and lose the belly

yes
not ideal but it's fine

thank you fellow /fat/ass
have a blessed day

I just want to look down and see my dick instead of my stomach

Finally went beyond 1pl8 today and did 3x5 at 1pl8 without having to pause during a set

> excessive fiber
> gains
> ???????
> profit

What does it take to go from 23% body fat to 14%. What's the best exercises and diet to achieve this.

user, I'm glad it's working for you but you could eat more and lose just as fast. You should eat more protein.

>you should eat more protein
>already ate 140
He should only eat more protein if he is working out

don't eat and run, you'll get there FAST *wink* *wink* ;-)

pls be bench...

The newfags in these threads are basically reverse inspo.

>c-can i starve my problems away?
>guys i lost 1 lb in a month doing nothing, how did that happen?

Cut out carbs and sugar completely

What should you focus on in terms of fitness / working out as a chubby who intend to lose weight by eating less then he currently is?

What do?
>136
>still got fat

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Yes, bench. What did you think I meant?

Cut harder, work lats, traps, and chest to even out with your childbearing hips.

I mean if you wanna drop weight quickly, then why not just do a single day long water fast each week, while eating about 1500 calories every other day?

I don't want to drop weight quickly just slow and good. Is 2lbs a week fast?

That's about the fastest "healthy" range in everything I've read. Too fast can cause issues like excess loose skin, etc. Plus it's a sustainable amount.

I've been chipping away at around 1.5-2lbs a week for the last six months and it's been fine.

Dropping all the weight with a temporary, quick, and radical change doesn't fundamentally change your habits so you'll just gain it back.

>those hips
trap mode

Why would I gain it back if I just keep watching how many calories I eat for the rest of my life?

>Started losing weight April 2 of this year, at 216.7 pounds
>Yesterday weighed in at 196.0 pounds
>6 feet 2 inches
>Only 2 pounds away from human BMI

Might make it if I keep it up. After July is over I'm switching to 5/3/1 for beginners, but honestly what I really want to do is increase my running ability (5K time went from 27:50 to 22:24 in 2 months, would maybe like to sub-20 things again).

If you really want to crash diet, drop it all in a (relatively) short time period, while actually making no effort to fix your diet beyond how *much* you shovel into your face, that's fine. Seems like getting complacent and slipping off the wagon would be really easy, though.

I think it's much better to make lasting changes to your diet and habits, personally. It might take longer (but not much longer, really), but there is way less chance to fail/gain it back if you actually change and eat better. As opposed to just doing a huge cut for a few months until the scale says what you want and eventually slipping back.

You should definitely heed 's advice. Unless you're not even obese, 1500 calories a day should easily get you to lose 2lbs a week. Less than 1000 cals a day is way too low, and odds are you'll break down one day and pig out.

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and really, if you're a proper /fat/ty, the crash diet will still take a long time to get your weight down. It's a marathon, not a sprint.

even if you get your human BMI you'll still look fat or the same

Weighed in at 204 lbs. Was aiming for 202, but it's close enough. Goal is 199 for Sunday now.
I don't want to spend too long in the gym, should I just do three different exercises and super set them, upper body one day and lower body the next?
My goal is 20 minutes of cardio, some HIIT too, followed by 20 minutes of weightlifting.
Doing low carb/keto, 1600 calories a day at 6'0. That's about 2 lbs loss or so, then fasting on Saturday.

I've been doing this for months now. Only time I went up in weight was when I went to vacation and that's because you can't really cook your own food in a foreign country.

You got this. What's your diet like?

From now, certainly, since I'm only about 1.5 weeks out from that BMI level, but I already look definitively less fat from my April 2nd start. I've been making sure that my protein macros are good and that I've been keeping up my weight lifting routine, so my body looks way more toned than it did 3 months ago.

I plan to slow-cut to 160 and then bulk back to about 185 or so right now. At my current rate the end of this year seems like worse-case scenario to achieve the end of my slow cut, so I can probably start bulking at the start of 2019.

Protein shake in the morning, big turkey/ham sandwich with peanuts for lunch, usually some sort of broccoli/chicken/beef meal in the evening (really depends), only drink water outside of protein shake, occasional fruit or dried fruits for snacks very sparingly. I don't count calories but we'll see when that becomes necessary. My intuition has lead me to lose 1.5-2.5 pounds per week for 12 consecutive weeks now without fail. I eat some junk at family gatherings but I always prep for it by reducing the amount I eat beforehand so I can pig out on pizza or cake when those events come without worrying.

Sorry that it's so vague and amateurish, I'm slowly becoming better at fitness/diet shit.

Also, it helps that I work a very physical job in a warehouse that doesn't have central air for 8 hr/day.

I use Greyskull LP on Tuesday/Thursday/Saturday and do cardio on Mo/We/Fri. My cardio is pretty stringent and I've heard the "cardio killz gainz" meme a lot but it seems to be a myth, as I've done quite hard cardio on lifting off days and my linear progression hasn't stopped. It's probably just the power of noobgainz though.

FUCKING THIS

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Who here made it to their goal weight already? Were the last 20 lbs the hardest?

My goal is 170 but I've been stalled at 190ish for the last month. (Starting weight was 285). I think the problem is that during the summer one of my favorite things to do at night is sit on my porch, read, and drink a couple beers. So once the weather turned nice I went from drinking 1-2 beers a week to 5 most weeks.

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is there any progress here

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>down 120lb
>I am not a bar person but I go to the bar
>wear my tight jeans and boots
>guy tells his friend how cute I look as I get a drink (no alcohol)
>few guys cruise me
>end up talking to a hot guy who offers to take me home.
>Guy gives me a blowjob.

It has been a long time since I have felt sexy, but last night I felt fucking sexy as hell. Still need to get down to my goal weight and that experience really pumped me up.

Question for you boys:
does sex motivate you to try harder or does it make you more complacent with your current weight?

Lack of stretch marks on your ram makes me think this is not the thread for you.

It's been like three weeks since I took this pic (an user edited it for me) but I still look pretty similar. I think I'm young enough to have escaped fatty-made relatively unscathed

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that's the beers, cut them completely until you hit 170

You look like shit, lmfao.

fuck off nigger

post yourself sweetie

YUUUGE

240 down to 165
Still like 25% bf but I'm getting there
>tfw you'll still be ugly at low bodyfat

Yeah, you moved the camera closer

how short are you

Your arms are poor measures of progress. Most fat on man collects in the torso, so it makes sense to use that as your dipstick.

what type of warehouse work user
puller?
loader?

5'9, I have almost no muscle on my body

yes beer is your problem
you have to cut back or cut out

>sweetie
I don’t take commands from Hillary supporters.

hun you can't be an aryan ubermensch while also being a loathsome fat fuck

Jow Forums is two
married or virgin
your thought bank is bunk

>having sexual congress with someone you don't love
shameful

>fatass feeling better than someone else for being celibate
KEK

I need to drop ~15 KG

Please tell me what to eat.

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read
the
sticky

anything you want

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>letting a guy blow you
That's pretty gay, bro.

I don't think I could. I was losing weight very slowly at 1800 about 1lb/week at best and I do lift weights 3 times a week.
>I don't know what else to tell you but i'm gonna do 2 weeks of 1500 and see how much I lose.

I legit don't even believe that my test or libido will increase when doing nofap. I legit can't go a day without jerking it off to porn and likely have a serious addition. I'm willing to bet that I've became so attached to masturbation because it was a means of easing the intense isolation and loneliness I felt for years. The addiction to the fleeting moment of pleasure is something I become so attached to that it is genuinely difficult for me to stop now.

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>I'm willing to bet that I've became so attached to masturbation because it was a means of easing the intense isolation and loneliness I felt for years. The addiction to the fleeting moment of pleasure is something I become so attached to that it is genuinely difficult for me to stop now.

Oh goddamnit why did this have to make so much sense

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/fat/ i ate mcdonalds last night

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I ate mcdonalds today. Kept below my caloric maximum

>tfw eat 2mcdoubles
>only 700calories
>still have another 800 to spare
It's easy user

STOP EATING MCDONALDS YOU FAT FUCKS

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>tfw fitting ice cream into my 1500 cal cut
feels like cheating on a math test

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Our balls didn't touch.

I got to McDonald's for the apple slices.

this desu

This is how protein works, also if you lift, which is excellent so you don't look like a saggy dehydrated blob when you get to a normal person weight, it's normal to lose a bit slower since you are gaining muscle as opposed to losing lean mass. You should aim for 2lbs per week

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Been doing really well boxing classes, lifting, at the gym, factory job keeps me on my feet all day. Bought some chocolate milk for PWD, binged it all on my day off the gym. Don't fall for the chocolate milk PWD drink if your a fatty like me, only for skinny people looking to add mass.

Fuck me I'm so sad, mfp decided to change something security related on their servers and now the entire data base is not compatible with my phone. I became aware of this when I got a connection error, deleted the app, installed it again, and couldn't log in anymore. I logged from the website and found out I lost the data from the entire week, seriously I'm so sad, be careful with shit if you get the error too

I know there's dirty bulking but what about dirty cutting? Is that I thing? I lost my weight by eating fast food, microwavable meals, cereal, and coke, just at a lower caloric intake. I frankly only come to /fat/ because I kind of like it here

I mean we are kinda cheating our diet but we still hit our cal goals so no worries.

f/19/5'4"/sw:242lb
y'all i started keto 3 days and i already lost 4 pounds, i'm fucking hype!!! any advice for a (previous) life-long couch potato to get started on exercise?

Yeah same, I lost 30kg eating fried stuff almost every day.

Not him but how did you lose weight with all that?
I'm guessing probably eat burger with no fries and a diet coke?

Sure, that's a thing. It's also arguably more effective to just eat less of whatever you like to eat. If you go from 100 to 0 real quick you might go crazy/snap.

Any tips for actually going to the gym for mental illness fags?

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