Jow Forums I want to commit a crime
Jow Forums I want to commit a crime
Brayden Evans
Cameron Hernandez
Go on /b/, wait for someone to post cheese pizza, and then download it
Ryan Jones
What crime?
If it’s just the concept of breaking the law you’re after just jaywalk.
Joshua Price
take yourself hostage for ransom money. i always wondered how the cops would respond.
Lincoln Scott
hilarious
Kayden Ross
Steal candy from your local grocery store
James Baker
thanks
Brayden Flores
Yeah, I’ve commited a bunch, faced almost going to prison for 12 years. Now I don’t do dumb shit anymore. Probably best to just skip to don’t do dumb shit
Kayden Bell
someone should actually try this.
Like: gimme 1mio or I shoot myself
Jeremiah Diaz
Same man my life is devoid of excitement and action and this sounds like the only thing that can give it some taste
Brayden Cruz
YOU'RE NOT GETTING MY GAINZ YOU THIEF
Carson Garcia
You will probably have a cop approach you and try to talk you out of suicide just like in hollywood
Lincoln Diaz
>just like in hollywood
Henry Parker
Suck dick for money is already a crime
Zachary Powell
Remember user, in the end it isn't the things we do, but the things we don't do that we regret the most.
Live your dreams.
Ayden Barnes
American police would just shoot you 9 times fearing for their safety.
Colton Diaz
Move to Bongistan. Think about a crime. Boom, police at your door asking for your thought license.
Logan Anderson
Just buy some steroids bro
Joseph Cook
Based
Austin Allen
>implying hollywood can talk people out of suicide
Adrian Bell
Bop yourself
Luis Perez
It still hurts God dammit why couldn't he go back to making comfy cooks tour episodes?
Liam Nguyen
WANNA BE THE CAUSE OF A FIGHT
Nathaniel Myers
OBSESSED
Michael Wood
He got cucked, literally .
Joseph Ramirez
Don’t worry yank cops execute whytebois too