Be me

>be me
>tired of eating disgusting chicken breasts
>stop eating chicken
>eat only grass-fed organic beef as my exclusive source of meat protein
>eat everything else as normal, veggies, fish oil, whey, etc.
>lifts are going up like crazy
>sex drive is going up wildly
>not even on nofap and I just want to fuck every cunt and boypussy within a country mile
>don't have to worry about undercooked or dry-ass chicken
>all my meals taste amazing now, no long crave cheat meals
>just feel amazing all round

Anyone else here fall for the chicken-jew? Have you been red-meat-pilled today? Who here also /BEEFY/?

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You should try moving to America. We all jerk off to beef here too.

How do you prepare the beef? Any tips on where to start? I want to try this now

Broil it with broccoli

UNITED STATES OF SMAAAAAASH

chicken breast tastes like shit

Are we talking mince or steak?

learn how to cook faggot

100% USA brother

My preferred method for beef stew, I do it in this amount because I have 3 large crock pots because everyone gifted me one when I left home.

8 lbs of beef chuck/beef round (this will basically be the beef cubes you will see in places like costco, unless you are good enough with the knife to cube up a cut of beef roast or tenderloin into 1 inch cubes)
5 lbs onions
5 lbs red potatoes/fingerling potatoes
5 lbs baby carrots
4 lbs celery
12 cloves of garlic
salt, pepper, and bay leaf to taste
flour
cooking oil
optional: beef stock/beef boullion

Chop up your root vegetables into bite sized chunks and mince your garlic.
Pat your beef cubes dry, then toss your beef cubes in 1/2 cup of flour, 1 tbsp of salt and 1 tbsp of pepper.
Dust off excess flour, sear the outside of beef cubes in a metal pan with oil until brown, no need to cook all the way through, it will finish in the slow cooker.
Divide your portions equally among your slow cookers (again I have three, so portion accordingly for your needs), vegetables on the bottom, meat on top, cover in water/beef stock until submerged, add 1-3 bay leaves.
Cook on low for 8-10 hours, or on high for 6-8 hours, do not lift the lids until it is done or I will personally come over to your house and kill you.
Portion equally into containers for freezing (this makes 30 portions for me) and enjoy.

Roughly 400 calories, 38g protein, 13g fat, 31g carbs, 6g fiber.

Option 1: add water to the pan you cooked the beef in and deglaze that amazing fond off the bottom of the pan, portion equally into your slow cookers for extra beefy flavor.
Option 2: If you are bulking, add a can of guiness beer to your crockpot, the malt flavor will pair beautifully.

Ground beef if I make chili, otherwiser it's usually beef chuck cuts for stew or skirt steak with mixed veggies.

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It's not the beef, just the lack of unsaturated fat and zinc in your diet you faggot.

>the day the newfriend rrealized that red meat contains all the creatine you need and raises T
Took you long enough.

Oh yeah, it's also like less than $100 at Costco to feed me a guaranteed dinner for a whole month.

Thanks for the recipe lad

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I can honestly fucking feel the difference it's not even funny. Fuck chicken, it's the cuck's meat.

Ye man

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Is it any coincidence that niggers eat chicken all the time and they're fucking unhealthy brainlets?

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What's your beef with pork?
I like to mix both, especially for minced meat.

No problems with pork, it's just not a staple for me that beef is now. I'll have pork now and then like Christmas ham and leftover bacon from my wife's breakfast.

I'd do it if I could afford it and actually had the time to cook it.

Batch cook man, seriously, it takes maybe 1-1.5 hours to prep for that beef stew, the rest is just waiting for it to cook, so you can go to work and come back later, unless you travel a lot or something.

>not being the venison master race

It's immoral to eat meat you didn't kill yourself.

If I lived out on the comfy country I would grow my own veggies and be vegetarian except for what I hunt myself. One day

Man if I wasn't stuck in commie-fornia where kids get suspended for playing finger-guns, I'd fucking hunt until die.

Did you try seasoning your breasts?
Did you get the skin crispy on a cast iron or stainless steel and finish in the oven so it stays juicy?

I'm going to hazard a guess and say that you are bad at cooking chicken. Or you could switch to thighs which are imo tastier and harder to fuck up.

>Live in Emuland
>$60 a fortnight for groceries
Can I make it with OPs method?

Chicken is just gross in general honestly. Thighs and breasts. Did everything I could short of deep frying them, they just are not a tasty animal for me.

Maybe I am bad at cooking them, I wouldn't know, I've never tasted a good chicken honestly, only tolerable.

Why would you eat cow when you have based kangaroo meat and emu eggs? Regardless, just buy in bulk like OP does and you should be fine.

No one eats emu eggs lad and kangaroo meat is expensive

>not killing your own kangaroo in the wild for it's meat
But I mean yeah, he's just eating root vegetables and cheap cuts of beef in bulk, toss some seasonal fruits, milk, and oats and you're solid. Dry beans are cheap too lad if you want to cook them yourself.

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Learn to cook better cunt and diversify, you will eventually feel the same about beef.

Doesn't the fat and gristle congeal once you refrigerate it and make the rest of the weeks servings have shit texture?

>division of labour is immoral
Dumb animal

Nah, most beef stew cuts are loins so they have very little fat on them in comparison to, say, ground beef or a ribeye steak.

>those trips
>that quote
>that OP pic
glorious

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Chicken breast sucks but chicken leg is amazing.

Grilling up some Oklahoma fried onion burgers for the 4th
I suggest you try one

>Live in Germany
>Only have dairy cows
>Beef is incredibly expensive

There are beef in Alsace Lorraine but you will NEVER get it

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I like the taste of chicken more though, but that's because I know how to cook.

It's like a $20,000 fine per kangaroo you hunt and kill kek

Dont make us come over there again

Not for abos
Almost as if they get special privilege for no reason in this fucking hole

Dont get me started on them haha

Are you in S. California?
Move up north. Im in humboldt county and hunting is huge up here. Duck, bear, elk, buck, etc. Not to mention crabbing, clams, oysters, salmon fishing, and ocean catch.
Rents cheap up here, but jobs pay less.

Recipie?

Actually aiming to move up north to Washington, my wife and I want to build a house up there.

This. Beef is so much more expensive than pig meat here.

placebo
you're welcome

This

No shit, chicken is the worst meat for your testosterone, specially breast