"get your bike user. Come on, let's go for a ride. You do have a bike don't you?"
"get your bike user. Come on, let's go for a ride. You do have a bike don't you?"
Jose Foster
Chase Rodriguez
what a strange thread
David Myers
i take it every day to work and have to go up some bullshit hills right before i arrive
the quad burn is real
Logan Hernandez
Are women this fat actually 'fit'? I see women looking like this fat and bodyfat all the time in athletic/fitness related photos, but I can't help but think they look incredibly fat to be fit. Yeah they have some muscles, big milkers, but they look fat and chubby. It can't be healthy.
Gavin Barnes
Of course, XC or road?
Joshua Thompson
>posting tiny screenshots rather than the original image
Luke Gomez
thank good sir
>fat
Blake Walker
thicker arms than me
Brayden Thompson
Justin Smith
is this the same faggot who makes these threads every 10 minutes? when does school start?
Ethan Jenkins
I am the bike, because I'm gonna take you on a wild ride
Leo Myers
I have only a mile to work and my pants are already getting too tight.
Easton Bell
Charles Martin
Yes I have seven.
All-weather commuter with dynamo lighting
Fair-weather commuter hybrid with dynamo lighting
Fixed gear CX with dynamo lighting
Carbon road
Aluminum road
Steel single speed road
Full-sus mountain bike
Jacob Williams
i-i never learned
Brody Murphy
>I get my road bike out of the garage
"Yeah of course, this is one of my bikes. Are we going to drop by your place so you can get your real bike or are you going to ride that toy all day?"
Aiden King
"But user, we're going on dirt trails.There will be no one around for miles, so do you have a pump to bring?"
Daniel Myers
"LOL you have fun with that, dirt is for kids"
>I go find a woman in team kit to ride with
Josiah Phillips
She isn’t fat, her arms are just way more muscular than a woman’s arms should be
Elijah Howard
what kind of pump ;)
Elijah Lopez
You call that a trail?
I ride worse "trails" on 25mm tires.
Ethan Martinez
I have a pump for your butthole my dear ;)
Connor Wilson
I don't like riding my bike because I max out the speed on it fast. Fucking sucks when you are peddling and it feels like the equivalent of losing traction because the bike physically can't handle the intensity of your peddling.
Matthew Ortiz
Are you me?
Jayden Peterson
Yes.
Kayden Garcia
yeah but its a shitty 44/20 singlespeed
Ethan Russell
Are you Chris Froome riding a mongoose? I don't believe you're pedaling so intensely for so long that the bike can't handle it. But if that is the case then buy a better bike faggot
Levi James
no but I have a motorboat
Brody Jones
Lmao @ you
Alexander Wright
my bike got stolen
Bentley Walker
>a roadie thinking hes better than others
typical, this is why people hate you spandex-clad faggots
Nathan Rogers
Solid stack, mate. I got a hardtail and fsp
Ryan Cox
Get a bike with gears or change the gearing... Jeez
Brandon Cox
"alright, lemme decide which one of my 14 bikes i should pick"
Christian Lopez
>you have a bike
You bet I do
Nathan Hughes
Why I bought a cyclocross bike and ascended to the next level of biking
Connor Mitchell
Show her face so we can decide if she needs to be burned on a cross
Caleb Brown
>wanting to look like you're assfucking a weird plastic cat
Gavin Hughes
I have 8 bikes, but biking is shit cardio in the city. To really get my hr up I need to be going at least over 30 km/h but I can't go that fast in the city because of pedestrians and cars.
Bentley Campbell
u just gotta go full bike messenger, fuck traffic signals and pedestrians, cut thru cars and get ahead of them at red lights.
Nolan Cooper
I'm a grown man who can't ride a bike
James Clark
Haha you're so mad, did a roadie steal your girl or something?
>yes, yes he did
Alexander Sanchez
Ok, hope you can keep up.