Has Jow Forums ever been beaten up by a girl?

Now this is big dick energy

Imagine wrestling with a girl and she starts strangling you with her tighs, and she is really sweaty from all the fighting and your face is just inches away from her pussy. Haha, that would be funny heh.

I like where this is going

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haha what would happen then user haha

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please elaborate....
Where else would it continue to go?

what a lose lose situation

you eventually just destroy a planet and go on to other planets to destroy those

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beating up everyTHING on the planet

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God I wish that were me

Beating up a PLANET

Yes and I got a boner

Lol actually admitting to being a beta faggot.

Yes
>Used to train judo back in high school
>This one girl was way ahead of me
>She had the same height and weight as me
>Sensei always paired us together
>She beat the crap outta me more than I beat her
>Regardless I always enjoyed the whole thing.

Lucky. Have any specific stories?

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Same but in savate.
Granted she was a competitive fighter, but god damn she kicked like a truck. Loved fighting with her, she had a much better kicking range than I did so it forced to get me out of my comfort zone and close the distance

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Im a grill op, ill beat you up if you beat me up
Why is there zero mixed wrestling porn where the grill loses

I had a crazy ex who hit me a couple of times during an argument to which i didnt hit back because im not getting a domestic abuse charge and it felt like a kid hitting me anyway cause she was like 4'8

But beaten up? No. If that happens to you and she isn't a UFC fighter or highly trained in martial arts then just kill yourself.

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"girl"

My gf usually hits me whenever she’s mad but I just laugh it off because it’s legit hilarious, making her even more mad

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I got paid $100 to get beat up by a girl on camera.

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hnnng no, but i want to. that hip sway. yeah imma let her get all up close and personal

>bearhug the silly little creature
>it's cute little legs swing feet above ground and it looks so cute trying to free itself
>put a big warm smile on your face and give it a few kisses while glancing to others
>everyone has fun and get a few laughs
>except the little cute thing that has turned grumpy now
>let the brawe little warrior go, she is visibly blushed now
>Fuck her good that night

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That’s normal

Last time I fought a girl, Iwent too hard on her and almost knocked her out from a single haymaker
I got so much shit on me, I’d almost consider it a defeat

Needless to say, she had black belt in tae kwon do

Only twice

Elaborate

One time a negress tried to bully me when I was 12. Knocked her out and got expelled.

>tfw no black belt bjj gf to choke you out and jerk you off
Life is pain

My dad used to rent a basement of a farmers house and when I'd visit him as a kid I'd play with the farmers son and daughter. One day we played hide and seek and she found me and I tried to run but she tackled me and pinned me down and did that spit trick where you slurp it up and down. Shed do stuff like that all the time to me
The other time I was in 6th grade and I told everyone some girl liked my dumb, fat, ugly friend as a joke and she started crying and slapped the shit out of me

I remember wrestling with a thicc girl. I would get behind her and suplex her so she would land on her back, not on her shoulders thus I get my points and the match isn't over. Then I would hug her from behind and pretend to be a crocodile executing the death roll. I would get points per roll and I would change holds and pause while I'm on her back and behind her. Then I would need a few more rolls to win by points.she always smelled like cherry and I guess this is where I got my love for cuddling

Not beaten up but my ex slapped me, I grabbed her by the throat afterwards and I thought about smashing her fucking teeth in but I just released her. I hate how women can get away with anything, It's fucking infuriating, 0 consequences for her.

Should've got her to kiss it better

>0 consequences
Didnt you just say you choked her?

>Grabbed her by the throat
>Choked her
Theres a difference

The only proper consequence is her getting dumped immediately.

Does sparring count?

If so, yes, because she had 7 years experience while I was just about to reach 1 year in muay thai.

A slightly unstable female friend of mine kicked me in the nuts really hard twice in one day. She thought it was funny, but it hurt a lot and I was actually pissed for a while, but she's a girl so I couldn't really do anything about it

Where can I find more videos of girls beating up boys?

Asking for a friend.

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Only got slapped and choked by one during sex. She was literally insane. Kept threatening to fuck me if I don't make her come. top kek

Back in high school there was this goth chick who everyone thought was wierd that I really liked. All of my friends made fun of me for hanging out with her so I decided to stay friends with her. I figured if they were making fun of me for being friends with her they would literally tear me a new asshole if they found out we were dating. So I kept my feelings hidden from her out of fear. One day she was giving a presentation in class about this tv show we both liked and we were having bantz the whole time. One of my friends sees how "cute" we are acting and says some stupid joke. I forgot how it all went down but I basically embarassed her in front of the whole class saying I would never date her. She was visibly upset with me. A couple weeks later I hooked up with this girl at a party to basically prove to myself and my friend that I could do "better" than this goth chick. Me and goth chick would rip on the this girl all the time about how fake she was and how much we hated people like her. When she found out we hooked up she started to hit me pretty damn hard. I decided to just let it happen because she was visibly upset and hearbroken, but she fucked me up pretty good for someone half my size. I felt really shitty about the whole thing and still do today. The fucking "friends" that convinced me not to date her are gone, the bitch I hooked up with said it was a one time thing, and I'm still a lonely sack of shit. It's like the universe gave me one chance and I fucked it all up for myself. I actually believe that I broke this girls heart so bad that finding love will be impossible.

I wish

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In the age of social media there's not really any reason why you can't look her up

That girl obviously knows what she's doing but i wonder how she would fair against the average lifter.
Some dude with no clue how to wrestle that is way bigger and stronger than her

I literally dream of getting an opportunity like this. I'd literally just bear hug her and take her to the floor and never let go until she begs for mercy or she's completely covered in my premature ejaculate.

I wish

I mean, my older sister beat me up when we were little, but that stopped real quick after I actually hit puberty

>when the testosterone kicks in

Got bullied daily by arab girls when i was a teen, i skipped years of school because i was ahead and they doubled their years because they were dumb fucks, so me 9yo vs 13yo grills.
Was bad then i beat them and it felt good until their brothers came, oh no no no

Where do I sign up? Would they take on a ripped guy that knows how to fight?

Where do you think you are?

I got leg pressed by a girl once and i fell down

Go to your local dojo and challenge the first pretty girl you see

wheres the part where she files a complaint for sexual assault

White eurotrash cuck lmfao, arabs control Europe now, it's their new homeland

my mom

>tfw no qt grill will try to wrestle you but inevitably lose because you aren't a manlet twink leading to you fucking her while she's visibly frustrated because she lost
WHY EVEN LIVE LADS

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>Been 6'1" since I was like 12
>Some friends who were smaller than me suddenly had growth spurts at 17
>Leaves me SEETHING

How do I not feeling so mogged in public at 6'1"?

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Manlets when will they learn?

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Just like my Chinese cartoons

>2nd grade
>girl at bus stop kicks me in balls
>push her away
>she screams bloody murder
>apparently almost get arrested
>only person who stood up for me was my teacher

That's when I learned gender equality was a fairy tale

I got hit by a car that was driven by a woman

>apparently almost get arrested
>2nd grade

Sure thing boyo.

At least that's what the principle was threatening me with, probably would have gotten suspended and a ride home with a cop

hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnggggggggg

White Europeans dont organise in groups like the arabs, there's no reason to let yourself be rekt by a horde of those shits.

I love baki. Its literally the ultimate manly man fantasy.
FUCKING HELL, WHY CAN'T IT BE REAL BROS?

My gf and I both wrestled in highschool so every now and then we get a scrap going but i always end up on top if ya know what i mean

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Would you beat up a girl if you could get away with it?

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I would beat you up

kek this kid is retarded

Because a guy physically overpowering a girl then having sex with her may be seen as rapey. Although there are plenty of straight up rape vids so idk

only if she deserves it, then absolutely. Fuck double standards

If the girl touches me, I've already won.

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>win: looks like an asshole

What kind of attitude is this?

Can't he strike?

what cartoon?

lel

no, much like if I could beat up a child and get away with it I wouldn't.

It was a weird time in my life, also she fought back like a bitch out of hell so fuck your beta comments

Go fap to your favorite degenerate porn you fucking beta

Not really, it was a long time ago but this: Brings back memories.

god i wish that were me