Trimmed ass hair + Metamucil = cleanest and most aesthetic ass and asshole I have ever had in my life

Trimmed ass hair + Metamucil = cleanest and most aesthetic ass and asshole I have ever had in my life.


I literally have one of those pornstar bums now.

Why isn’t this in the sticky?

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How do you trim ass hair

Post pic faggot

You know how a porn actress sits down and lifts her legs up and spreads and shows her ass/vag, do that but next to a mirror.

One of Aristophanes greatest insults at the City Dionysia was to accuse someone of having a depilated asshole.

Thanky based user

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LOL

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Weak hamstrings

he actually did it

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Yeah i loft at home and have no real way to isolate hamstrings properly, need one of those things that cost $800, what’s it called again? Glute ham raise?

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No you need to do romanian deadlifts

I am at 145kg on 1x5 conventional deadlift. I was told to get 180kg for 1x5 before I start doing variations

I'd lick that ass

Oh and full homo btw

Madman
[spoiler]imgur spread plz[/spoiler]

what is the metamucil for?

That ass deserves a fucking with the energy of a thousant suns

I wanna know too

It gives you wipeless shits

Forgot to also mention


It give you wipeless shit no matter what you eat

Damn

How much and how do you take it?

1 teaspoon morning 1 teaspoon night

Get the orange smooth

Thank you

oooff. Post more.

I also shave my ass.
Best thing ever. It gets super clean after wiping and overall a great feeling. I just shave it twice a week during showering.

kek at pose

I don't like how slippery it gets when at the gym and sweating though. And it itches like hell.

well if i sneak it in my gfs orange juice, is her ass gonna be absolutely ready for anal fucking all the time? asking for a friend

I’m in fucking tears

Stop being gay and post more of DATAZZ

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Oh wait.

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Do boipucci spread and post pic

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What would your parents parents say if they found out you posted a full spread of your ass and asshole on the internet for a bunch of self-proclaimed closeted homos to pour over and discuss?

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Nobody gives a shit about a guy doing this. Also my parents would laugh, they know I always fuck around doing stupid shit all the time.

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