>and these "gains goblins" you describe as creatures that are sabotaging your attempts at self improvement.
>tell me can see them in the room right now? and tell me more about this Zyzz fellow, why do you revere him so much and what does "making it" entail.
And these "gains goblins" you describe as creatures that are sabotaging your attempts at self improvement
Isaiah Campbell
Owen Long
lol
Owen Moore
>doc I think you’re a gains goblin
Brayden Hernandez
you are clearly delusional, you need to stop this obsession with fitness, its ruining your life
Isaac Hall
>is the wealthy piano with us in the room right now?
Justin Bennett
>Thirty year old boomer?
>You know they haven't been that age in decades!
>You are aware of what year it s right?
Hunter Sullivan
>So you mentioned your desire to "leave humanity behind".
>What exactly does that constitute?
Julian Baker
Obsession is a necessity for fitness doc, you ain't gonna get nowhere lifting casually
Asher Murphy
>why do you insist on following the advice of a cartoon dog?
Josiah Sullivan
>Can I ask why you put your height, weight and this measurement in inches on your resume?
>What is this '2 plate'?
Jayden Morgan
>Ass to grass... How long have you had these suicidal thoughts?
Tyler Flores
I unironically mentioned Zyzz and gains goblins to my psychologist once. After that he wanted to know what he looked like so I showed him some pictures from my Zyzz folder and told him how he was salvation for all and died for our gains.
He was also pretty cool about it and we had a nice laugh.
Cameron Scott
My psychotherapist one day asked if i ever get angry or emotional and when i said only at the gym i had to explain whats the mindset and how it affects lifting.
Evan Morales
>my name isn’t Miren, user. and please stop calling me bruh in the work environment
Christian Lee
Checked. Beautiful digits user.
I will never call another man "bruh" in my life. Praise be to the meme Gods.
Bentley Sanchez
>Patient insisted that he desires to contract a vaginal disease of some sorts, despite clearly being a male
>He also made statements that I were his counterpart and my "cunt" was sad.
Andrew Thompson
Underrated
Jackson Williams
>where do you want to take me user? We're going to "get big"...?
Charles Perry
mirin those digits, bruh
Kayden Powell
>You mentioned that you are afraid of accidentally finding yourself in transit in a town called "Snap" Where do you think this city is located? Can you show it to me on this map?
Isaac Morgan
>sir, I understand that you are only attracted to their feminine features. Please stop shouting "no homo", you're frightening the other patients
Leo Nelson
Aaron Roberts
Jason Morris
>day 4 of observation:after the patient was denied gym privileges he rushed to the lobby muttering about his "gains"
>once in the lobby the patient began lifting chairs above his head and screaming "light weight baby!"
David Richardson
>So, Mr. user was it?
>Are you sexually active?
Jordan Ramirez
>Are you sexually active?
Why do they ask that, just to make fun of us ?
Isaiah Nguyen
> I’m sorry Mr user but your repeat references to “leaving humanity behind” concerns both myself and your parents
> I believe a stay in our facility will be required until we are sure you’re no longer a risk to yourself
Jose Fisher
> user was referred to us at the psychological assessment unit after being hospitalised following an extreme diet based around excessive consumption of onions and high caffeine energy drinks he colloquially refers to as “sips”
> The report from the ER references that in his more delirious moments the patient spoke frantically and apologetically to a delusion they referred to as “scooby”
Jacob Hughes
Kek. Fuck you
Hudson Russell
>tell me more about these "braphogs"
Jordan Murphy
To trim out venereal diseases.
Lucas Ramirez
>sir what do you see here?
>no, very few people see a "skeleton's ass" im gonna write this down
>skeleton dont go "braap" sir
>Your "gains" will not disappear tonight if you dont thank this "SKELLINGTON MILKWAYS" you are talking about calm down user
Kevin Harris
>"so user, you put how many scoops in your shake?"
Samuel Ortiz
>You "sip" on how much Monster Energy Zero Ultra in a day?
Ayden Jones
Fuckin lost it user. Kek
James Lee
Joshua Hall
One would call an girl like her a "braphog"
Jack Myers
Why is this so funny
Anthony Russell
> Can you explain your issues with these “30 year old boomers”?
Jeremiah Myers
Hunter Martinez
Enough to reach my final form
Colton Gray
Checked
Colton Ross
That's beautiful, bruh!
Thomas Rodriguez
had to actually laugh out loud
Carson Gutierrez
...
Jack Morales
(You) for this image
Noah Turner
I see goblins clinging to something
Jordan Martin
i dont get this one?
Aiden Ramirez
>this faggot stole my joke
Ian Wilson
>points to local gym
Jonathan Gonzalez
Rich Piana(Wealthy Piano) was youtuber/body builder. Head of the 2 scoops, CMON, etc meme. Passed away recently.
Isaac Scott
Thank you mister milky skelly
Adrian Garcia
Not ur joke if u post it once a month
James Myers
bruh is retarded teenage skater slang
You're thinking of "brah"
Henry Thomas
I posted it first in april. Other two are theives. Theives!
Blake Lee
no, unless you are an archeologist babe
Owen Stewart
>being that mad someone used your content on an anonymous imageboard
Dylan Jenkins
But that means it was a good joke. Anyways, take this 1+ upvote
Evan Cruz
I've talked to my therapist about Chad and wanting to become what I refer to as Enlightened Chad
The Enlightened Chad doesn't put people down, he brings them to the light along with him. He helps everyone make it brah.
It was fucking hard to not burst out laughing everytime she said enlightened Chad though
Jose Cruz
No
Not anymore