Invited gym rouge to party a while ago

>invited gym rouge to party a while ago
>we now recieve free whey, never questioned it
>today overheard rival clan's gym mutant talking to the local twink about his whey going missing
S-should I kick the rouge? My party is still missing a natty lifter to hard counter the mutant

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>rouge
shoot you're self stupid weeb

>gym rogue
>natty
>not inviting paladin chad into the group for aura of natty gains buff
Never going to make it, you might as well Leeroy yourself into the manlet pits.

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>setting up for squats
>load up bar with lmao 2plates
>bar snaps in two as i lift it
>find out it's gym priests staff

How fucked am i, will he smite my gains?

Be a man, explain to him what happened, and offer to replace it

>been noticing the qt elf smile at me every time I talk to her
I hope I have a chance, if not there's always a dwarf chick around to lift with, they're bros

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The problem with that is that there have been no paladins in my gym ever since the gym necromancer accidentally raised all corpses in the manlet pit (gym janitor died two weeks earlier and nobody wanted to respec). Do I have to travel all the way to the YMCA?

>qt halfling girl is mirin
I don't want manlet sons!

>tfw become monk
>became the strongest at the cult
>went with my group dungeoin
>met some barbarians
Fucking shit

I thought I was strong but these guys are not natty

tfw respec'd to a brosplit and my strength stat went down

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>I can hear the Stone Giants deadlifting
>I live a mile away from the Fitness Guild

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Why are you not doing a party of 5 Grizzly bloatlords?

Because being an twink mage with 4 bloatlords makes me feel weird...

>Have boomer gym mage at my gym
>Conjures a table of proteinshakes whenever he enters
>Always chocolate
>People always asks him to conjure single shakes for them in different flavours
>Some dyel idiot "doesnt like the regular flavours" and asks the mage to "invent a new one"
>Mage conjures him a shake with 10 g caffeine and 10 g beta alanine in it
>kid claws his own skin off and dies on the way to the hospital due to caffeine toxicity
>Nobody asks the mage for anything again

Dont you hate it when the boomer gym mage thinks everyone needs gainers even if theyre cutting

Yeah have to cut if you wanna spec into a charisma build

>imps stealing all the dumbbells
Fucking warlocks, there's only one set of 22.5s here

>Be me 15 strength fighter visible gains
>Find gloves of strength in dungeon crawl
>gloves boost me up to 18 strength
>become strongest hoister in village
>maidens be hitting me up n shit
>leave gloves on all times, always in encounters with baddies.
>after a few weeks visible gains deplete
>look like hungry undead servant
>take gloves off strength is now set to 9
>rage.

what do I do friends? I dont have time to hoist, im always in dungeons looking for sick loot

please

>regenerating health in gym sauna
>naked high elf walks in
>decrepid old fuck starts to take a shit in the drain
>sprint out of there using my leather boots +3 dexterity
>bump into paladin on the way out
>mires my gains and tells me I'm going to make it
> high elf is behind me now holding his wet dirty turd
>throws it at me
>I duck and it proceeds to hit the gym bishop
>Bishop uses bless and kills the elf with a seal spell
>chadladin asks me if I want to go out with him to grab a bite to eat
>Head over to our local in
>He's sipping some rose while I'm sipping on a mana elixer
>He leans over
>Puts his hand on mine
>I'm sweating all over
>He whispers in my ear that he wants to head back to his guild quarters
>He doesn't want to go alone
>I tell him I don't know what he means
>He plays with my hand and starts blushing
>Oh I think you know
>Fast forward back to his place and we're in his living room
>He's watching the winding down from his gym session
>I'm checking my clothes to see if I look tight and perky
>Check my pants for a condom
>Luckyme.jpg
>He goes into the kitchen
>Says "can you join me" followed by the cutest wink of all time
>Then he sticks the knife in me
>Butchers me into 6 small pieces
>Tosses me in 11 herbs and spices
>Puts me in the oven
>Pulls me out and eats me
>Tfw I'm still a little raw
>Tfw I'll poison this bastard
>Tfw I was chicken breast all along

>Strength 15: OHP 200 lb
>Strength 18: OHP is now 300 lb
>Strength 9: OHP is 90 lb

Holy kek you found the necromancer's gloves of gains, all gains you made while wearing the gloves are transferred back to the necromancer and then some.

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Kyriakos = Warrior Tank
Jujimufu = Barbarian/Rogue dps
Bugez = Fighter dps off-tank
Alan Thrall = Barbarian
Dom Mazetti = Bard
AthleanX = Paladin

>Jason Blaha = NPC Commoner

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>raided manlet pit
>manlet king (5'8) dropped booster shoes
>+3 inches height
>-5 charisma
jesus, if he had been an inch taller he wouldve been able to blend in with the dwarves

Anyone else struggling to get their party through phase 4 and 5 on the squat encounter?

>gym elementalist accedentally floods the locker room
>sirens start nesting there
>last I heard the boomer shaman wanted to clear them out
>haven't seen him in a week

fucking useless shamans

Who dat

>Dom Mazetti = Bard
kek

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Is it a jock story? Is it a RPG? Is it walk the dinosaur? Is it a gay fan fiction?

No! It's Jow Forums.

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who is that semen carpet?

Trick is to load up on preworkout pots and enchant your tank/DPS's Boots of Heavy Squats with the Hip Drahve rune. The regular +5 str was enough for the first three phases, but HD adds a +4 bumping it up to +9 str, should be able to find boots in shopkeep or doing the gym mutant's questline. Gl!

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Scooby = wizard, natty specialization, skateboard focus for casting, weird wizard hats

KEK