You wake up as Potatoman. How do you go about improving yourself?
You wake up as Potatoman. How do you go about improving yourself?
Cameron Parker
Zachary James
I would kms
James Hall
45 acp to the head son
Kayden Wilson
At this point I don't, I just go around rapin and killin until they take me out.
Caleb Fisher
Cut my hair shorter and wash it, then wear a hat.
Lose tons of weight and gain muscle.
Face and skin care and actually walk around with a nice expression.
Jk lmao, 1xF neck hangs
Michael Wilson
I wouldn't reply to garbage threads
Zachary Martin
Shave, benzyl peroxide+sacylic acid, start losing weight, get job for plastic surgery (since I don’t even consider this my face I’ll have no issue carving it up), haircut. If he’s
Caleb Turner
I would get huge and ripped and scary looking, work as a security guard, compete in MMA. What are they going to do, mess up my face? Oh no!
Austin Reed
Hashbrowns
Ayden Butler
He’s a small guy but he has a big heart.
Noah Sanchez
bullet to the head x1
Luke Cruz
He’s even built like a potato.
Bake at 425 for 60min x 1
Kevin Collins
I feel like killing myself just imagining in an alternative reality I could have been born as this man.
Asher Morris
Become a luchadore and wear a mask everywhere to preserve the proud tradition.
Kayden Anderson
Bullets to the head, AMRAP
Zachary Kelly
What's his fit called? wtc that belt buckle
John Jackson
What do I know?
Bentley Torres
>lose weight and lift
>get an actual hairstyle
>remove pubes from face
>get surgery on eyes
>take care of skin
He's not that bad besides the whole being a major manlet.
Jason Nguyen
Benjamin Carter
Liam Murphy
I would learn to love the hunt
Nathaniel Gray
I envy this man. The amount of mental fortitude it takes to look like that and continue going on is impressive.
Jaxson Peterson
KEK
Alexander Rivera
Josiah Sanchez
>Murder-suicide
Joseph Cooper
you mean Sperg Ferguson?
Luis Richardson
His case honestly isn't that bad. And by that I mean the foundation he's working with is fine. Lose weight, start aggressive skincare regimen, lift obviously, make money to get any necessary minor surgeries. How tall is he?
Jordan Rogers
Caleb Adams
>boomer
>45
Checks out
Charles King
He’s so fucked.
Christian Bailey
CHAD
Ian Walker
i'd attempt to rob a bank. if i pull it off pay for plastic surgery. if i fail then i just an hero
Jack Turner
put a nice hole in the roof of my mouth. no way I'm not killing myself going from 8 to 1
Caleb Morgan
The original boomer?
Elijah Sullivan
Just bee myself.
Noah Ward
Wtf are you talking about hes hideous
Parker Nelson
mirin'
Charles Davis
By Azura, by Azura! I'd study hard to get myself a robot body. Fuck my potato humanity.
Nolan Cox
ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS JUST BE YOURSELF
Austin Davis
I would roid and train like crazy and hope pic related is the best outcome.
Justin Gomez
thats the joke dummy