What is the ideal female form?

Couldn't tell you lad.

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OUT OUT OUT BAIT BAIT BAIT OUT OUT OUT

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be white x 1

Big tiddy, big ass, big hip, little waist.

Yes, you tard

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I personally think she's pretty.

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To make their fatass faces look defined

GOAT body (non-GOAT fightning skills)

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she is pretty

>What is the ideal female form?

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those are some full milkers, turn around and show the ass and we can see how many squats you need to do

Kys

>flat chest

that doesnt go with hips that wide and a body fat percent that thicc. if those things were C's or better i would agree wtih you

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A sticc cutie, pale, long black hair, blue eyes, tall, flat-ish chest. Basically my ex (pls come back ;_; )

>that
>flat
Pick one

for me this I think it's a good balance

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art hoe gf from /fa/

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let me help you identify a chest

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women are masters of deception in all forms. makeup, push-up bras, and photos.

don't you notice how girls always seem to do the same poses? they must practice that shit like autists. They do the perfect poses to accentuate their bodies (or in this case, face)

>be arab x 1
fixed that for you

that's just being plain dishonest. asians hate arabs. asians are unironically more racist than white people (but somehow get a free pass in the U.S.)

"about to tip over"

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I've basically only ever fucked C cup+ girls. Biggest was a G cup. I still prefer A/B cup

gib power milkies

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Personally really like this

Defined and toned stomach, small waist, wide hips, bigish breasts and very perky ass

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this but unironically and with a perky bubble butt

friendly reminder that if cellulite is a turn off youre less straight than you think

I'm dating pic related. And that is pretty much my ideal female form.

She's been doing crossfit for 10 years, is the myth about crossfit chicks being batshit insane true? What can I expect?

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No milkies for you that's for sure

Fuckkkk why cant more girls be like this?

I think feminism made it so even the non-feminist type women think its ok to be dumpy and shitty looking. I put over a dozen hours into working out per week for years I deserve a qt who also looks faurkin good.

Reminder wide hips and big ass means a women is the best for breeding

>batshit insane
Batshit? maybe
Insane? perhaps

Insanely fucking annoying?
Absolutely

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>that "female"
you might as well just fuck men, user

pssh

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disgusting body, lose some weight fatass
skip dinner wake up thinner, not that hard

I’m the girl who posted the pic and I 100% agree with you

I think we all, no matter if we’re male or female, should work on our bodies to make ourselves the best version of what we can possibly be.

‘You’re beautiful at any size’ is the biggest bullshit I’ve ever heard.

Insecure much?

Of course, most of the guys here are virgins with weird ass Oedipus complexes. They're Jow Forums crossboarders and need to go back to their containment area

World traveler here. Depends on where you go in Asia. A lot of them love Arab cock for some reason. I find Arabs disgusting. Besides Indians and Aboriginals, Arabs are the hardest race to find a handsome man, in my opinion. I think these areas just fetishize them for whatever purpose, like how blacks are being largely fetishized in a lot of European countries right now.

Hang out in sweatshops

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>blacks are being largely fetishized in a lot of European countries
lmao, don't you mean the US? After all, it's you burgers who are obsessed with interracial porn and cuckold fetishes with black people. Nobody fetishizes shit about blacks in EU

I have really low standards and even I think you’re kinda gross.
You dont have an ass, and your tits look small. You look like a 2x4 with belly fat.

We have a winner

>dat 1% bf tho SLAY QUEEEN
Y'all fat ''thick'' obsessed faggots should just kill yourselves tbhonest

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Imagine seeing the bulge in her stomach when you slide your cock balls deep inside her. Can ana girls even get wet?

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vanity

>'World traveler'
>Asians like arabs
>Unaware of the Asian mindset that fairer skin = better (inb4 pasty white dudes with back acne)

Know how I know you're full of shit?

Based roastie, would give you a cunny toungy just for having a good attitude

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Idk but i don't find these girls attractive. I think i have a fetish for mommy type women like pic related.

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kek

>that digimon watch

more like ronda arouseme

Thicc base flat chest master race. Girls with big chests are unironically way more thoty then flat chested qts.

2D.

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1x5 Beanstalk Climbs

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Kys

you have no hips. i doubt you have an ass

If you’re really 6’1 I would smash like tungsten rod dropped from space. I dont see why everyone is saying you dont have an ass, I believe you

Same. BBC Weather girls are my jam

Inreally like thicc fertility godesses

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>fake tits
boo

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aww yeah

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what am I looking at here

Sorry user u are gay

Read your bible, son

This is actually QHD my boomer dude.

Oh, so it’s a rib. Flew right over my head.

thanks bro

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the ideal female form is a mindset, not a body type

Hotness comes in all shapes and sizes but true beauty comes from the girl that doesn't make you weep for humanity every time they open their mouth because of the inane bullshit that comes out.

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whomstve is this?

THESE BOOMER COMICS ARE GETTING OUT OF HAND

I gazed upon your eyes and knew

love a nice belly on a woman

Guide to fixing your body:
1) Put on some weight whilst weightlifting
2) get fat transfers from waist to chest and ass
3) work quads to give illusion of hips

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Never mind the haters. Hair down and tight dress on, she'd own the podium.

Re: crazy, stereotypes emerge for a reason but do not always apply. You may have just found a keeper.

>normies talking about sweaty feet

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Probably this. Gud vilken läckerbit...