Walk into gym

> Walk up, slight motion to make sure eye contact and attention.
"Hey girl. You now it's time to slam now. We got a real jam going around" :]
> Ask her how she knows person taking photos of her and the nature of the shoot.
alright alright
> tease her for being a cartoon character
> make rule 34 reference as subtly as possible

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Get on her, give her my good D, and deny every single one of her attempts at shooting to assert my dominance

Why is lola cosplay so much more sexy than all other cosplay? Do I want to fuck a rabbit? What is going on?

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Gun 'em both down and continue on my spree.

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Wait for an appropriate time to complement that dope Space Jam themed workout outfit.

When is she gonna quit this cosplay shit and do nudes?

*not* kayla erin but she looks pretty much the same and has lola bunny pics with minimally shopped nice ass out

idk who this milk truck is

Nigga i pull my dirty white tank top up and tuck it under my chin, pull my shorts down to my ankles and twirl my floppy dick while drooling at her.
It is important that i do so whilst flanking her.
Then when im erect i jerk off by stroking the tip with my thumb and index finger and wiggling my hairy asscheeks and letting out autistic moans so as to not disrupt the aura and be left alone.
For people will fear my potential retard strength. Then i run at her amd rape her and fail but i shit myself the second i manage to see her bunny pusy i go GLARK GLARK GLARK GLARK inthe locker rooms because i suck my owm cocker spaniel for weewee milk

Then she scores on you and says "nobody calls me doll" then what do you?

But then you would be walking backwards retard.

fill with my seed. then ask for a spot on next set of wrist curls

>COME ON AND SLAM - WELCOME TO THE JAM

I stand there confused because my gym doesn't have a court

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pull her to me by her waistband and flex a cep with the other arm and whisper i call u doll, dumbass bitch

Amouranth, a streamer that pissed off the internet by promoting/selling nudes on patreon which weren't actually nudes.

sounds autistic but if you got a good attitude this would work

R jelly. Lol

most based

360 is 0 degrees he's walking to the pussy whoosh x2

Not if I do a handstand

cringe

she'd probably come up to you and try to make you stream material
at that point just call her a whore or something, because being nice is literally getting you made fun of on her stream

Shit b8 0/8 m8

Fuzzy women are just better user

>1v1 me fag

COME ON AND SLAM AND WELCOME TO THE JAM

*unzips dick*

Fucking low iq brainlet faggot ass bitch you'd end up in the same exact spot , idiot

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>Day 3 Nofap
I'd probably just cum to be honest

>push her out of the way and ask the black dude if he's a globe trotter

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Start working out

Ignore her. Cosplay girls do nothing but piss me off now

Dunk on the bitch

NO MERCY

summerfag detected

Based
In order from left to right:
>bloatmaxx "powerlifter"
>that shredded manlet that weighs 145lbs
>the "genetically superior" lanklet
>the 8 hour arms
>the Chad

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Steal the ball and dunk from the free throw line.

>Tune Squad
>Tune
THIS IS NOT MY UNIVERSE

Newfags need to be deported

Yeah it is, you're just retarded. Think about it, the sister show was Merry Melodies and this was Looney Tunes. They were originally about the music compositions, not the cartoons, hence tunes.

pls enlighten me user with ur story

Heyy sexy babes...

contemporaryhomo sighted

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y-you too

nice gyno fag

>pretends to be single while streaming to get beta bux
>is actually married IRL

i'd high five her for adding new r9k'ers and keeping me entertained

kek saved

>Yeah im autismo as shit.
'Hey look at me guys I'm such an autist! Look at me behaving like a normal human being. XD'
Normi faggot.

admire her assets and get on with my day

>being this new

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what?

Nice boomer

falcon punch

LOOKIN' GOOD LADIES and walk off

>falling for it

she pissed the internet off by also getting away with shit men had been banned for on twitch because the site is ran by virgin onions

Calmly and politely explain to her that she can't stream in our gym, it's policy. Please turn off your camera.

>Falling for it

Shes married to a chad thunderwang and incels of the internet are so mad. Someone post the dms a mod sent to her when he found out.

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Probably slam because I want to jam

Ecks dee luk how autis I am hehe
Fuck off newfag

This absolutely would not work on any girl

Ask if i can take a picture with her, she'll probably say yes because she's a attention whore. After getting picture ask her if she wants to go back to my place and wear some cute bunny ears and the fuzzy bunny but plug for me.

it would be hilariously cringe. i'd pay $1 to see it.

>"You now it's time to slam now"
Instantly spills spaghetti good job

Those are 2 different people.

Not even the same girl, Kim.

>falling for bait in 2018

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SeXgirl,,,,,;)i lick pussy;))),,,,,sexbätäng,,,,;))

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youtube.com/watch?v=J9FImc2LOr8
start singing this and dance like max in a goofy movie

Wow this is so obviously normie I wonder if it’s bait or not

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Lol nice cosplay, fag

>falling for it

>being so new you don’t realize part of the joke is pointing out how doing a 360 puts you back in the same spot

Learn the memes before you post

This thread needs to go away and delet itself. I don’t know how a single picture of a girl can make me fall in love but mission accomplished. I just want to hold her and tell her everything is going to be ok.