Is it possible to be both Jow Forums and /fa/ ?

Fucking knew steve jobs was alive that lying cunt

Lol how much do wannabe hood people love being seen talking on the phone
Hahahahaha

damn he looks really cool there

i love this style but you need to have a massive frame and shoulders to look good on it otherwise you just look like a hipster that uses bottle openers rather than a man

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Y-yeah, hahaha. Would have to be an absolute pussy to use a bottle opener r-right?

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s..steve?

>ever doubting the words of THE KING

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He must only have friends that are old people. That's the only explanation

Who is he? I always see his face on Jow Forums but I have no idea who he is

That's not too terrible.
Someone on my uni dresses like that as well, but it's a 3 piece suit and he wears worn down sneakers under it, has an acne scarred face and never ever shaves his pube-like beard.

Fine, I'll ask since you're so desperate. How do you open your bottles, user?

That's a shitty fitting suit and a terrible fabric to boot.

My dad used to have a rule that whenever you couldn't open a jar or bottle with your own strength, you didn't deserve whatever it contained.

fuck off back to where you came from

This. You can't be /fa/ without being Jow Forums any more.

>One of the things that separates man from animal is our ability to use tools
>"You're not a man if you use tools"
OK.

With my pecs

Genuine Q, how do you open bottles of beer using ONLY your hands? And I mean real bottles not pussy yank twist caps.

The use of teeth is not permitted due to its degeneracy.

i was talking about this pic, you know like more jar like bottles, i guessed i didnt thought about beer cuse i dont drink that, even tho ive seen people open this kind of bottles with just the edge of a table and their teeth

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He looks better in that outfit than you've ever looked.

Ah, fair. I am in agreement about the basedboy spanner.

Still pro bottle opener for beer though. Don't want to ruin my teeth nor my kitchen table.

>tfw manlet ottermode
>can barely fit mens clothes
i thought having a v taper would make me aesthetic but it just makes it so clothes dont fit me

Is that considered fashion..?

Lol I never seen anything like this

>being this fucking new
But I'll help you, google Reviewbrah

just use a lighter like a normal person, who the fuck carries a bottle opener at parties

SCUM GANG

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/fa/ easily has the second youngest average poster age beside /b/. There are maybe 2 regular posters above the age of 20 in that whole board. It's full of high school fashion and designer shit they see ricegum peddle.

I love that man

Those clothes are retarded and disgusting

that dress is gay as fuck

it doesn't take rocket science to know how to dress like a man user. Look up old school actors or just how they dress James Bond in the films

who the fuck smokes in the current year? why would you intentionally sabotage your gains?

>check onions subreddit to see if its real
>he made a post about onions today

jesus

just wear adidas tank tops and the shortest shorts you can buy as a man

the man the legend

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Waste of trips, nicotine is an incredibly powerful nootropic.

Yes.

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Nicotine is a fucking neurotransmitter you retard, not a nootropic.
It's also piss-easy to get. Smoking is inefficient.

shut the fuck up retard

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imagine if he did ss, all the extra reviews we'd get

TALK YOUR SHIT, LET YOUR NUTS DRAG NIGGA

You can open a beer bottle using just your hands but it'll hurt like fuck the first few times.

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Niggas iffy, uh, Blicky got the stiffy, uh
Got the blicky, uh, drum, it holds fifty, uh
Scum Gang!
I'll see y'all later, suuwoo!

[Verse 1]
Pop these niggas like a wheelie, nigga, you a silly nigga
In the hood with them billy niggas and them Hoover niggas
You run up and they shootin' niggas, we ain't hoopin', nigga
Yo KB, you a loser, nigga, up that Uzi, nigga
On the stoop, crills in my drawers, your girl on my phone
She wanna fuck, but keep her clothes on, I only want the jaw
Man that's really all I use her for, I kick her out the door
I don't want her, you can keep the whore, she fiendin' for some more
In New York my niggas don't Milly Rock, my niggas money bop
Blow a case, a nigga throwin' shots, I run 'em off they block
Quarter milli in the stash box, I grinded for my spot
Niggas talkin' 'bout that cash but my bag worth alot
I don't fuck with no old hoes, only new hoes
Put my dick in her backbone, I pass her to my bro
I don't love her, that's a sad ho, she a bad ho
I'ma fuck her, then I dash home, to the cash ho

[Chorus]
I'm on some rob a nigga shit, take a nigga bitch
Do the dash in the whip, count the cash in the whip
I pull up with a stick, I let that shit hit
Shout out... but I fucked that nigga bitch

[Verse 2]
Niggas iffy, uh, Blicky got the stiffy, uh
Got the blicky, uh, drum it holds fifty, uh
Move milli', all my niggas on fifty, uh
Talk down, pew pew pew, you silly, uh
Hit a stain, fifty bands, all hunnids
Spinnin' through ya block, like a pop shove-it
Shoot at me I'm shootin' back, I'm gettin' buckets
I ain't wanna take his life, but nigga, fuck it

[Chorus]
I'm on some rob a nigga shit, take a nigga bitch
Do the dash in the whip, count the cash in the whip
I pull up with a stick, I let that shit hit
Shout out... but I fucked that nigga bitch
I'm on some rob a nigga shit, take a nigga bitch
Do the dash in the whip, count the cash in the whip
I pull up with a stick, I let that shit hit
Shout out... but I fucked that nigga bitch

Scum Gang!

Don't ever dress like that and you'll be fine. Anyone of any race that uses the word nigga is also garbage, it's just not aesthetic.