DUBS DECIDES BOYS

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Rollerino

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Send this to both

"alright girl enough chit chat, where we meetin'?"

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I wanna fuck you in the ass

How am I not supposed to fall in love with girls this beautiful... Not fair

GIVE ME FUCKING DUBS REEEEEEEEEEEE

You fucked up by saying the last part. Move on from the fucking smelling shtick you dumbass, say something else.

>Can't even speak English properly
>Already whoring out on Tinder

Fucking women I swear

>women who don't speak english shouldn't have sex

hm

lets go

Nice

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Sent it to Thai girl I'll upload image if she responds. I'll send any other messages to other bitches while we wait for responses

Send this to some ugly girl

"you ugly me horny so lets go"

Fuck boys that was ez

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being direct with thots always works

nice

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perfect

>Use English based dating site
>Can't speak English properly

oh wowza

Im going to murder you after I defecate morsels on your chest.
I am a serial molester of men, and a rapist of women.
Where would you like to become one with me.
You and I.
We are closer than you believe.
Watch your troubles come undone.
For once you'll feel like you're the only one.
A life full of love, that's it, "I've finally won".

Wait
Wait it out.
Ill wait. For you.
Wont you wait for me.
When I first saw you I knew you were special.
The type of girl to make me stop asking other girls to insert pencils.
To quit the anger the grief the incels.
COMING HOME.
ILL WAIT.
Youre in my home.
I want to love you. Wake up next you. Crazy hair. Puppy dog eyes. Reach out for me. Ill bring you in closer.
Ill love you forever.
Sweet heartfelt tender.
Pulverize your vagina.
Coathanger your child.
I eat baby nuts and guts.
FLOWER.
ill wait for you

>tinder is only in english

the state of your brain

>poo in the loo

AHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHA OP THIS

Who do I send this to?

oh no no no no

I don't care. Im beating my fucking meat.
Several randos you match with but dont care for

OPs gotta do what OPs gotta do

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OP a bitch nigga if he dont send this

ho ho ching chong

help me out brehs

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OP will pussy out

Fuck you brehs for doubting

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My daydream
Seems
To be inside of you
Though it seems
Wrong
To cut into you

You scream
So hopeless

My daydream
Screams
"When will it end"
When i wash it
It wont
Come out
My luck
My secret life

My daydream
Oooooh
My daydream.

My daydream
Ooooooh
My daydream...
Im getting horny.
Im getting HORNY.
IM
GETTING.
HORNY.
SO MUTHERFUCKING HORNY.

Horny.

Rill

how soon after matching should you message?

MADMAN

Absolute madman.

Based OP

About 2 months

Roll

lets fuk

(you)

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Have you tried GOMAD?

Wow. What's wrong with you?
You should know that I love you
We should fuck like lovers do
I cant help but jerk to you
Oh honey I fall for you
Now you know

Um i know thats not true.
You should go, i called the boys in blue
(Im not runnin nooo)
And if im hurt then so will you
Oh honey you're gonna lose

Lover
When will you
So afraid i know you care
Lover
Cant find you
I swear to god dont leave me here (on read)

Now you know

Now i know that we cant be
But no one else here really, gets me
If you heard me talk youd know you could confide in me
BUT SINCE YOU RAN AWAAAAAY
I HATE YOU NOW
TELL ME NOW
TOUCH ME NOW

LOVER
WHEN WILL YOU
IM SO AFRAID THAT NO ONE CARES
LOVER
CANT FIND YOU
NO ONE KNOWS I BROUGHT YOU HERE

OHHHH
hold me now, love me now, love me now.

rolling for this, but send every line as a separate message

king

SAY GOODBYE ON A NIGHT LIKE THIS
if its the last thing you ever do
You've never been as lost as this
It doesnt even matter what you do

Its so dark, its so dark as sin
Here i stay
And I watch you
From your garbage bin as you strip away

Im going to get you if it takes me all night
Im itching for another girl
For always and ever
Its never enough
Youre just the most gorgeous stupid thing im coming in you

Say hello on a day like today
You didnt know that it was me
Watchin every move that you do
How i wish i was in you

ILL GO DEEP
Ill go deeper still
Cold to the touch

And you smile
And you smile

IM GOING TO GET YOU if it takes me all night
Im itchin for another girl
Forever and always
Like a tilt a whirl
Women like the romantic types
Do you?

If youre reading this
It means we've matched
You and I.

Yeah

Yeah

You and I
You and I
Yeah
You and I
FUCKING STUPID BITCH
YOUR GONNA DIE
NO NEED TO CRY
I DO NOT LIE
NOW IS THE TIME
THE TIME TO DIE
THE TIME TO LIE
DOWN
DOWN
DOOOOOOOWN

TASTE THE MORNING DEW
I CHUG MY MOUNTAIN DEW
I NEED MOAR TENDIES FOOL
I NEED MOAR MILKIES TOO
I TOUCH MY LITTOL TOOL

woah

You felt that too? Ok now this is epic.

So where we fuccin slut?
Haha
The bass man, so heavy. Know what I mean? Im rock n roll.
You wouldnt understand. Boomer shit baby. How old btw?
I dont read profiles
I DONT READ
I CANT READ

I GET MAD
NOW FEED ME FEED ME FEED ME FEED
Didnt you know never talk to strangers
Unless they look like me
FEED ME FEED ME FEED ME
TITCOW MONSTA
ITTY BITTY
MISTA THWOMPA
TOUCH YO TITTY
NIPPLE SUCKA
ooooooh
Yeah
Im smooth

Lmao that bish looks ugly af bro

Time for some P.F Chang's, bitch!

IM FUCCIN CRAZY BITCH
IM TUCCIN CRAZY SHIT
IM BUCKIN CRAZY SHIT
Ol buckeroo
Ol buckeroo
NOW WHODA THUNKA HUNKA LIKA YOU COULD FEEL SO TRUE
BUMPIN KOODA SHOOTA AT THE BLUE
yeah
IM GONNA MARRY YOU
IF YOU STILL HERE
IM GONNA MARRY YOU
SPLIT THAT ASS TWO
HOT DOG
THEN I CUM IN YOU
RAISE OUR LIL SON
O DAUGHTA TOO
WHATEVER IS COO
I DONT CARE BUT YOU BETTER BE THERE TOO
cause im retarded
And I cant cook
Ooh
COOK US TENDIES
BUT ME FIRST BITCH
FUCK THESE KIDS
no not really, haha that was rich
Could you imagine
RAIN DRIPPIN OUT
DRIPPIN IN
WISHIN I WAS WITH YOU

You're a BRAPPER in her very prime . Let me seed you , let's prosper ... ;) haha just kidding

Hoot hoot

Mmmmmm, oooh yes let me smell your delicious braaaapph ;)

Hillary Clinton in the background

Absolutely B A S E D

THIS

Based haha post

Lets see ur account m8

fucking women dude lmfao

HERE WE GOOOOOOOO

She's like a 4/10 bros. What do?

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Smash and don't respond to texts afterwards.

say
no im in the deepweb, new CP batch came in

This bitch probably have a thread on some girl incel forum right now

I hope you are a good swimmer, because you are going to be cuming in waves after were through.

gib me tha pUssy B0ss

Herro prease

plastic surgery monster

I'mma Berry my dick so deep whoever pulls me out will be crowned king Arthur

holy fuckign kek

I hope you like beans because oh boy do I love beans. Beans on a Tuesday, beans every day. Ever had a day without beans? Might as well be dead.
BEANS.

reroll for this

convince her you're strong enough for her potions

Rolling for dis

Rerolling

rolling for this because the man loves his beans

guys lol, stop worrying about roasting and go to work.

you guys are all fucking loser.

closing the thread now, if I save 1 soul it was worth it.

think about it deep down, wtf are you doing chasing THOTS LMAO

CHASING THOTS
if you want to cum so bad just fucking jerk off and now go do something real productive

slam dunk

someone needs to send this, he rolled dubs

Checked

send this faggot's shit

rollerino

tell me I'm wrong tho lol. been there done that.
even 10s are boring after awhile save your time they're all the same. ALL

OP literally has to do this or he's gay

You look like mantis from guardians of the galaxy, not in a good way.

sage advice and dubs
this guy is based