NoFap easy mode

Are you too weak-willed to do NoFap on your own? Too bad, faggot, we're ALL gonna make it whether you think you can or not. Here's what you do
>Open up Notepad as an administrator
>Navigate to C:\Windows\System32\drivers\etc
>Open up the hosts file
>Paste this list in at the bottom: pasted.co/270cd36a
>???
>Profit
It's that easy. The only reason you might still have trouble is if a new website pops up or if a website defaults to https to bypass blocks like this, but that can be rectified with a little fiddling.

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pasted.co/3f020006
github.com/VinLark/Block-Porn-Now
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

mmommy, someone on the internet is messing with my computer again

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Doing permanent nofap is retarded, just do it for 5-7 days and shoot big cums

>t. Shlomo Goldstein

Where is danbooru

OP's shitty list is incomplete. Shouldn't be hard to add to it though

thx for the list, I'll waste some hours now

Thanks a lot, no-fap.

Im damn near 45 years old. I quit fapping a month and a half ago, whereas I usually dumped the boiler about every ten days or so.

Now the damn thing wont even start. I can barely even edge. This was supposed to help me start faster when opportunity came. Now it doesn't start at all. Moreover, the neighbor kid (27) probably thinks Im a pervert because Ive since been lecturing him to get as much tail as he possibly can as often as possible.

Its probably just recent stress, but now Im paranoid that I wont be able to get it started again. I already took 'damage' from taking hair pills.

A pox on you, no-fap. Curse you all.

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>no gay porn sites

Looks like I'm clear for take-off then.

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>Jow Forums is not on the list

Do you even want to make it?

>That 45 year old millennial who forgot about use it or lose it

You can make fun of my dead pecker, but calling me a millennial is a pretty low blow.

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Funny because I had completely the opposite experience. I completed the 90 day no pmo/monk mode challenge about a year ago. Then I slipped. Got triggered, and what I remember is perhaps the horniest I've been in my life. As soon as I put on the porn, the hard on I had was diamond. If I was having sex with a girl I would have ravaged her. This is what it's like giving into masturbation after 3 months of pent up sexual energy, you feel like a lava of lust is flowing inside of you and you'll explode.

Of course what kills me is giving up the streak and being triggered in the first place, I've been trying to repeat that streak since then but keep giving in after a week or two at most. In those 90 days I was my most confident, energetic self, which itself was a great experience.

>nofap making guys super horny
>block all straight pornsites
This is a plot to wean guys onto gay porn, isn't it?

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>"Hey kid, believe me, get as much tail as possible. One day you'll thank me hah."
>H-heh... yeah okay, nice talking to ya..
>"Still got it"

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You got no reason to fap at that age you just look pathetic and if you haven’t had kids or done anything note worthy you waited your male vitality and should think about what a waste the past 45 years has been

Not trying to detract for your acomplishment, but maybe you should check your test levels.
Most I've been without fapping is 13 days, iirc, and I had the same experience you had of being insanely horny, it happened even watching hot girls on the street. Shit is insane and I'm in my 30s. I can't even imagine going 90 days without being triggered multiple times a day, I doubt I could function like a normal human being.

Ive gone a month or so before and be fine. The 'energy' is there in that it *feels* like I can pop, and I can without even being hard. The only down side is that it sort of hurts the first time after its been a while, and I get 'misfires', those odd ejaculations where something went wrong in the reflex timing, the same as you would feel if suddenly interrupted the moment you shoot. Its just uncomfortable.

Im sure it will sort itself out. Its working a bit better today. I think stress has a lot to do with it, besides being middle aged.

> at that age you just look pathetic


Yeah thats great. While you're sorting through that and reflecting on shit posting as a pass-time, I'll thank you not to imagine a 45 year old man jackin it. I'll check back later to learn what age range you suppose looks better to you when you imagine anonymous men online wanking.

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OH SHI-

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A lot of prisons banned porn magazines and cable channels with nudity, thinking it would reduce rape. Government thinking for you.

I would point out that this was a very popular idea with female corrections officers in mens prisons.

Take a minute to imagine what the average female who chooses to work around caged males looks like, and it'll add up.

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Do you honestly fucking think some retard would fuck with their System32 after seeing something ON Jow Forums

it really is an easy trick though, been around for at least a decade and a half. Anyone can look up how to use the host file to block & redirect websites.

It really is as easy as copy pasting, and most people have the sense to back up and file change anyways. I used it once to help a friend whos gf kept frying his pc with malware from fb. So we created a host file that blocked at least 15 google pages of fb proxies till she learned to use her own damn pc to play her idiot fb games.

Why everyone blame fapping but never casual sex?
Is fapping without porn a problem? then casual sex is

>that one obscure site that I found by accident that has entire hd scenes on it isn't there
>only one jav(something) site
Lmao shit list

Putting that in your hosts file should just block all the sites in the pastebin
You just have to be sure that they all redirect to 127.0.0.1 because that's the local IP
Otherwise if there is a different IP written before the site then you don't know where it leads, could be something harmful

It's a really shit list, but I like the premise. Over at /SIG/ a great user made pasted.co/3f020006 which adds all the https URLs and other variations. I think this list has great potential to grow and I feel like I have a duty to add every porn site I know to it.

what's the point if i can just revert it to normal whenever i want?

Fucking roasted

Ok, I did it, because I'm retarded. Have I just doomed my computer? Is it gonna explode and kill my dumb ass?

No, at worse some parameter was missed in copypaste or over written and it will have no effect at all. So you can just try it again with a new copy of your back-up (that Im sure you made). I suppose its possible to block your connection with a similar error, but this is all super easy stuff to do.

Im not even sure you need a host file. If its deleted, Windows may just generate a new fresh one, I dont recall.

But no, messing it up doesnt cause an OS problem. Ive mis-entered hosts files before. The worst error is simply that it doesnt work and you just find the error or start with a new one. Super easy stuff.

Test one of the sites to be blocked and see if it worked for you.

It did, porbhub and xvideos don't connect no more. And I didn't make a backup, because I figured I could just delete all the links. I don't know much about computers, but I know they ain't magic, adding some links to a file won't fuck up the system, I doubt it would be possible to embed some sort of code in those links to make the changes irreversible.

I have been maintaining this list on GitHub
github.com/VinLark/Block-Porn-Now

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why?