Wormchad thread

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>he's actually a cyborg

His huge dong.

WormGOD transformation at 500 subs, like super saiyan but curved!

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Reminder

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how does he do it?
I accidently rounded my lower back during deadlifts today and now my fucking back hurts
If i let my form slip at all I end up feeling fucked
Is he a genetic freak?
Whats his secret?

is this the mayor of snap city

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He'll literally be unable to bend his back at all in a few years time

Threadly reminder that Randy is weak, retarded, and with every rep one step closer to a major back injury.

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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in Worm Academy, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret lifting sessions at my local gym, and I have over 300 confirmed curved-back deadlifts.

I am trained in worm lifting and I’m the top non-snapper in the entire Swedish squat forces. You are nothing to me but just another barbell. I will lift you the fuck up with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words.

You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of worms across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, straight-backer. The storm that snaps the pathetic little thing you call your spine. You’re fucking snapped, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can deadlift you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my curved back.

Not only am I extensively trained in un-belted lifting, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Swedish Worm Corps and I will use it to its full extent to snap your miserable spine off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue.

But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn straight-backer. I will shit plates all over you and you will drown in it.

You’re fucking going to Snap City, kiddo.

nice, thanks for the laugh

he is effectively doing back squats with this form

>it's the Navy seal copy pasta again

I warm up with this fags maxes lmfao

In for his Erectors curling that much weight

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100kg
>pretty rough but he was able to grind it out
110kg
>back is definitely rounding, he should stop here
>he didn't stop there

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can we get him to do livestreams? i want to see his snap when it happens

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How the fuck did he not snap?

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I kinda fucked up

This guy's gonna be crippled 30 years from now

Why the fuck does he keep doing this?

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Funny how every person I see squatting or deadlifting looks like this pos, they all look like dyel chubby incels for some reason.

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>it's the natural form that humans were made for

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This is gold

madman

>STATUS: DESTROYED

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So fucking redpilled, the ultimate chad

>began training like this few months ago
>a few weeks later lower back starts getting really huge, thick, tight, solid
>get a letter in the mailbox
>adressed from the government
>they need me to stop this workout regime or there will be consequences
>no further info
>disregard this and keep on what I'm doing
>back is getting huger by the day
>start noticing people in black coats and sunglasses looking at me in the corner of my eye
>come home one day to my cat having been killed, blood everywhere
>a message written in blood on the wall
>"STRAIGHT BACK TO AVOID INJURY"
After this I've been on the run ever since. I still seek out gyms and pay for one-time sessions. I need to keep building my lower back. I can now squat 12pl8 for 5x5 and a fin-like protrusion is starting to take shape. I need to see where this road I'm walking leads me to. What is it they don't want us to know?

How can one man be so based as to single-handedly challenge all the so-called experts in the lifting community?

Godspeed Wormchad, keep curving! Let us see how huge, thick, tight and solid you can get.

fucking kek

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kek who is this guy im dying of laughter

check the video in OP, you're in for a treat

>got any studies on that

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I sexually Identify as a Wormchad. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of deadlifting heavy weights while pissing off manlet incels with unconventional technique. People say to me that deadlifting with a round back is dangerous and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I’m making all kinds of lower back gains. I have had a surgeon replace all the bones in my body with titanium, I am a real life version of Wolverine. From now on I want you guys to call me "wormGOD" and respect my right to round my back and slam heavy weights. If you can't accept me you're a wormophobe and need to check your privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

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incredible

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Behind the back deadlifts are safer to curve your back for than regular, because the weights behind you. Im not an expert but Eric Bugenhagen explains it to jujimufu in their 'World Record Deadlifts' Collab video

How is that even posible? He must have superhuman biceps and front delt strength

My back hurts watching that.

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I hope so

He should live-stream this shit in case he kys himself or snaps his shit for good and the guy recording pussies out of posting it.

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All hail Worm God

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>when you realize the bar is behind his legs
holy shit...

That's a squat, not a deadlift.

it's called a hack-squat, dumbass

dont do this shit omegalul

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I take this shit seriously

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kek

Can someone post the Scooby version of this? It ends with hodge twins i think

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>I need to see where this road I'm walking leads me to
You're still able to walk?

His secret: He's always snapped.

I think you mean his tiny worm.

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