>He doesn't lift for con sluts...
He doesn't lift for con sluts
Nicholas Morgan
Gabriel Taylor
Con sluts are unironically into twinks and are actually insane. Hard pass, nigga
Jonathan Bennett
You mean I have an chance?
>181cm
>50KG
Liam Cooper
This.
And they hot ones tend to be escorts or wannabe models.
And well over half are as gay as fuck and mistresses of camera angles and photoshop.
Can go show off your gains and pull the semi normal ones and thirsty autistic ones with ease though. Just look out for the creepers and the wierd assses who try to convince you to go in drag.
Justin Mitchell
Con sluts are very rare, and if they do appear they always have a bf on deck.
Michael Russell
I said twink, not skelly
Hudson Watson
Con sluts have 50/50 odds of having a dick.
Asher Butler
And?
Landon Ross
this
I started to go chad and my ex started fucking twinks and chubby nerds behind my back
Hunter Jones
I just became a gambling man then
Thomas Anderson
But I do.
Going to Gamescom next month to get some gamur gurls, had a great catch last year.
Tyler Torres
Do I have a chance for once?
(160cm 58 kg)
Kevin Cruz
If you're a gambling man that makes me a gambling man with a two headed coin.
Eli Wilson
girls who do cosplay are deeply disturbed and crazy
Hudson Parker
nice when's the next big convention
Benjamin Robinson
Yeah wtf why is this?
Brayden Bennett
Yeah and it's hot.
Kevin Garcia
>not lifting to be the con slut
Isaiah Anderson
Made me laugh
Jackson Rivera
F-fuck
Gavin Diaz
All I've heard is that cosplayers are crazy. Nice to look at, but nah
Kayden Fisher
what are some Jow Forums aproved cosplays ?
Benjamin Scott
Cosplaying is GOAT Jow Forums hobby. Great way to show off body, meet people with similar interests, big ratio of girls attend as well and the competition is a joke. Look up a local con in your area (it is 100x more fun if you cosplay tho).
Yes, a lot of the girls have some form of mental illness.
Luke Jackson
Post you in cosplay.
Julian Collins
this
had a con slut as a friend
couldnt stand her mental issues and her desire to fuck an anorexic twink/slut so i stopped talking to her
she also wanted me to cosplay as some anime trap figure
??? literally burn these hoes down
Gabriel Torres
Whats your modus operandi for them cosluts?
I swear to God they spill spaghetti everytime a mildly attractive and ripped male approaches them. I've been lifting for just a year and I look like an uberchad adonis for these autistic but cute girls, so it's kind of difficult for me to seal the deal.
Owen Moore
How do you get laid at a convention?
Mason Murphy
>strike up convo with girls in cosplay or people who ask about your cosplay (you'll be a lot more approachable in cosplay and get more attention too)
>ask them if they have any plans tonight
Ideally you rented a hotel room to bring them back to or join them.1
Nathaniel Mitchell
How old is too old to go to cons to pickup sluts?
Charles Morris
This
Charles Garcia
never too old if you are fit/handsome IMO. Just cosplay as a popular male character appropriate to your age and you'll get lots of girls with daddy issues who want to fuck some old guy
Cooper Gray
I used to do this but cons are a lot less chill now thanks to the social justice wave and #metoo
>2012
>share a nice luxurious hotel room with girls (both male and female)
>perfect each other's costumes like a fun group project
>go out to enjoy the nightlife in matching outfits
wish I could do this shit again. it was the biggest motivator to even work out in the first place.
Jack Rogers
What would it take to pick up a THICC cosplayer?
Gavin Gray
Con sluts are a wild bunch
even the shyest girl there is a loon, it's great especially when your competition looks like shit.
Grayson Cruz
Looks like you'd need to bench 3pl8 to pick her fat ass up
James Lee
>look like adonis
>hard to seal the deal
Shut up retard
Anthony Scott
But I don't need to because I fuck my wife when she dresses up as Hestia and Luqoa
Ian Evans
I want to fuck sexy submissive weeb girls and I have gr8 body but I'm totally disinterested in arts & crafts.
What do I do Jow Forums?
Charles Perez
do easy/shirtless cosplays. If there isn't much, you can just buy what you need online. Something like Kamina from gurren lagann.
Bunch of popular sports animes that girls fucking love. Requires being ottermode for most tho.
Jayden Rivera
>marrying a cosplayer
Carson Morgan
sounds gay
Colton Ward
checked
I had a cute girl tell me I reminded her of Kamina. Could I have smashed?
Jason Ward
Cosplay girls are both retarded and batshit crazy. Talking to any of them for an extended period of time is going to make you want to perform a lobotomy on yourself.
Eli Baker
I dress my wife up as anime characters. It inspires me to lift harder at the gym thinking I can come home and have sex with my wife dressed as my waifu.
Noah Kelly
Geez Bill, your mum lets you have TWO wives?