Alright Jow Forums I need advice, I got steroids from a guy, won't give info cause I'm no snitch but he looked really shady. he gave me roids cause I was a weak shit. a couple weeks later my dick went from a slightly reddish color to a shade of purple (pic related) I can't find the guy and im afraid for my life, any help?
Alright Jow Forums I need advice, I got steroids from a guy...
dude. That wasnt a steroid dealer.... that was willy wonka
It's almost ripe!
Bye bye peepee!
another one gone from the gene pool
yo my dick fell off after it became purple
>shady guy
>unspecified 'roids'
>purple dick
sorry op, your dick is broke now. Consider becoming a qt trap
yep alot of roids and protein shakes and masturbation
ME after my dick fell off
Might want to go to a doc before your dick falls off.
OP is a faggot
nigga u got the famous purple dick
My cock is actually a rotten purplish tinge. I used a steroids from a gym buddy. I thought it was normal. Pic related
My doctor said to use Vaseline and garlic oil. Make a mixture of about half and half, and rub it on before sleeping and after waking up.
OP is a fag
i got purple dick too, but from a different thing. My dad told me not to talk about it or i'd get in trouble tho.
anybody else actually worried about OP
op fag
This happened when I was 11. I pulled down my pants at school to take a piss and screamed like a bitch. Showed my mom and went to the doctor. It was some condition where if I had prolonged sexual arousal my cock would literally turn purple. Anyways, after we got home I got my ipad taken away and a nice spanking from my dad.
SUCK MY DEAD PURPLE COCK
Fpbp
yeah mine too, pic related.
my dick is small. pic related
hey dude having a purple dick has it's advantages. My priest was seconds from molesting the shit out of me, but he noticed the tinge of my pee-pee, and he had to leave the throw up. Thanks, purple dick!
I'm the priest
father ken? you son of a bitch.
yo might delete but i think its cute
im not actively worried about him and hope he gets better. i really hope he isn't such a fuckup in the future though
dont worry OP, women love thanos cock
yo my bad my dick might be in this one