>fall for the fiber meme
>had to shit 5 times today so far
FUCK YOU Jow Forums AAAAAAA I HAVE TO SHIT AGAIN
Fall for the fiber meme
Camden Nguyen
Justin Brooks
I shirt myself on the bus last week
Ryan Cruz
>shit 5 times today
looks like u need more fibre lol
Jackson Mitchell
how do i shit less without eating less?
Nathaniel Sullivan
more fiber
Jason Rodriguez
Actually no evidence fiber makes you go more frequently. It's statistically meaningless.
Cameron Parker
I shit less when I eat more fiber yeah, but they are quicker, and cleaner poops. I sit down, shit for about 15 seconds, wipe twice (sometimes only once) and i'm done. Takes like a minute to shit and clena myself
Caleb Peterson
shit more*
Parker Jenkins
Fiber slows down your digestion and makes you shit less frequently. Try some probiotics and apple cider vinegar first thing in the morning
Camden Reed
>Wiping just once
How can you know if you're really finished if you wipe just once?
You have to do a test wipe to be sure, right?
Gavin Myers
wat
I eat 2 pounds of spinach a day and only shit once a day
Michael Davis
The first wipe IS the test wipe
Eli Davis
based
Julian Taylor
Thought it would make you shit less? Makes your shit not liquid and you’d normally shit liquid more than a big solid one right?
Jason Hughes
>Shit was really light brown today
Luis Thomas
It's a ghost shit. When you inspect the first wipe and there's nothing there. That's how a healthy diet shit is supposed to be. If you're wiping mud butt for twenty minutes you need to fix your diet.
Ayden Collins
>wipe just once
>it's clean
Done!
Landon Smith
A real ghost shit also have to be the kind were the log "disappeares" down the drain directly.
Aaron Long
Who /halfhourshit/ here? I don't know what it is, but if I don't have a minimum of 10-15 minutes I don't even bother trying to shit unless it's an emergency. Any less time than that and I end up having to break the dangling shit with my asshole and if feels real gross. My diet is fine, I eat plenty of fiber. Just always been this way since I was a kid.
Julian Cox
Yeah. When I went travelling with some friends one of them would take literally two minutes to shit at most. I take at least 15 to 20.
Joshua Scott
How come you fucking neanderthals still wipe yourself??
Why dont you try a buttgun, buttwasher, bidet sprayer or whatever you wanna call it.
Its the only goddamn thing the mozlems got right in this world. Its really good and its also helpful if you wanna wash your nightclub dick before the thot chows down..
Fucking savages
Hudson Williams
What are you doing for 20 minutes?
Does it realy take that long?
Jason Diaz
i can relate