About to order a £300 Asian escort

>About to order a £300 Asian escort
Will I regret it?

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yes, don't waste your money on an escort
go celibate until you find the love of your life

Yes but mainly because you can find Asian escorts for much cheaper were you to travel to a SE Asian country.

Imagine how many times you can go out to enjoy a good steak for that price. Just fucking rub one off man. There is no reason to throw your money away unless you are a millionaire.

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if you are extremely ugly then do it
otherwise fix your autism

Definitely if she shows up and looks Asian

Yeah do it if you want asian herpes lmao

He's just ugly if he has to buy escort.
Autism has nothing to do with not getting laid. Attractive guy can be the biggest retard and still get laid.

cope

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>paying for sex

Its so easy to get laid nowadays
Just go on tinder

Unless you're chad, escorts are cheaper

Delusional.
I know it's hard to accept, but looks is all that matters.

>women are not objects
Never going to make it.

>£300 Asian escort
>Asian
>£300
Of course you will. Who doesn't regret overpaying?

If she looks like a kpop star with a nice brapper then it'd be worth it

This was unwarranted, but I appreciate it anyway.

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>300 pounds for one fuck
Are there no cheaper hookers in bongland? Is the prostitution licence that expensive?

You can get a hooker in Thailand for $30 USD

>Getting ripped off as a tourist by a Thai hooker

That’s almost the price of a hooker in Amsterdam bro (€50). Thai hookers are

post picture of her

Yes. Paying for sex is degenerate.

Whenever you want to get an escort just jerk off and you'll see how pathetic it is and how much of a waste of money it is.

t. Just saved myself $450

I wanna go to Thailand so badly but I have a gf...

you're overpaying by a factor of 10(at least) you fat fucking retard.

Just use Grindr like everyone else.

I ordered a $250 one when I was in Tokyo - didn't regret it.

Don't listen to this demon. Don't break NoFap.

300 eurobux is little bit overpaying

>asian
>will i regret it
of course you will

You whining about paying for a date/drinks/whatever? I could go on 3-4 quality dates for the price of 1 quality escort, and that's paying for everything myself.

Just fap lmao.

Who cares if you regret it? Life is just a series of regrets, doubts, and missed opportunities. I say go for it.

Here you can get your dick wet for like 30 to 50 eurobux.

She has to be banging with a price tage of 300

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If you're a virgin, no

Post pics of her.

> go celibrate
> meet women

Do you want whores?
Cause that´s how you get whores!

Best post ITT hands down.
OP hiring an escort is the most amazing thing ever and you're gonna love every minute of it, until you bust a nut, you will want to kill yourself and regret it all, it will not be worth it.

On a side note, seeing prostitutes helped me with my autism. I got more comfortable touching unknown women afterwards.

OP DON'T DO THIS PLEASE

You could have the time of your life and get some experience, or you could have an awful time fucking an uninterested bitch.
I don't know, op. Why are you having a hard time with women in real life?

For that price I hope she's staying the weekend

>300 pound Asian escort
You like em thicc, OP?

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Underrated

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Make sure you sniff her ass

Buy a £60 pocket pussy and spend the other £240 on steaks.

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Thats not exactly true. I consider myself at least a 7/10, but I've been told that I'm an 8 or 9 by some people. I've only been laid a handful of times, and never when I pursued them, and the hottest girl I've been with was like a 7. So although you can get laid being attractive while having autism, it usually won't be on your terms.

>DUDE STEAKS LMAO
autism

Celibate you illiterate fuck

>£300
>asian
wew lad I hope you wear a condom and some oven mitts for good measure