ITT: Autistic Jow Forums things you do
>pretend I'm doing step ups when I walk up stairs
>walk up stairs on calves for calf pump
>rest on heels when crouching to practice squat stability
>do bicep curls when I'm carrying shopping bags
>deadlift kegs at work
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>say lightweight baby to myself randomly throughout the day
>ask DO YOU EVEN LIFT FAGGOT? whenever I'm getting tired
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Shout pretty loud before a heavy lift and grunt a lot, even if it's lightweight.
I'm a walking meme, guys.
>Before a heavy lift
>Even if it's lightweight
There's a guy at my gym who quite literally dances around like he's in a club. I thought "what a loser" and told my gf about him, she said she knows who I'm talking about, thinks he's a fucking loser as well. He's pretty fit though.
before a heavy set of shoulder press i sometimes subconsciously do the bloatlord pose like pic related but without the yelling, luckily i was alone the few times it slipped out
I mean I just dance a lil sometimes if the song is hit... it's not... like weird right?
I channel the bro science guy when I’m alone in the gym and yell BAM when I flex.
I also pretend I’m hosting a YouTube video for autismos lifters
I dance a little and do air guitar.
When your workout lasts 90 minutes with only 1 minute rest time, you have to do something to stay energetic.
>>do bicep curls when I'm carrying shopping bags
Hello my brother
>bicep curls with grocery bags
>grunt "Heil Hitler" during the heavy set of deadlift
>pretend I'm talking to an audience while lifting and explaining the form to myself
>listen to music when I lift to get me hype
>sit there tapping my feet and slightly nodding to song
>i prolly look autistic
I interally scream "plus ultra" to finish the set on heavy day
Now why did you go and do that
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>listen to music while working out
>mid lift dance break
>randomly scream "woo!" during runs
>on treadmill
>pretend im a super hero and im running to save someone from disaster far away
>actually helps me run faster
>convince myself I'm a weak faggot
>overtrain and ruin my body
every week
What did he do?
> doing pushups
> pretend a THOT is beneath me and every rep is a thrust
my neighbours must be thinking im fucking the ground, but IDGAF
>put my headphones in as soon as I enter the weightroom
>head to the squatrack and put on my hoodie
>have a lifeless gaze between sets as if I have given up on life
>as soon as my rest between sets is over that lifeless gaze turns into a stare of madness, kinda like Eminem here youtu.be
>stare into the mirror into the void that is my own eyes
>try to embrace the pain like an old friend
>once the set is over the will to live fades and I am back to a husk
this, and i shrug the heavy ones all the way back on my long walk home from Morrisons
>>walk up stairs on calves for calf pump
>>rest on heels when crouching to practice squat stability
>>do bicep curls when I'm carrying shopping bags
same
Holy shit I thought Im the only having the needed autism to do this
Once in a while it's cool but he's constantly in a musical.
Walk me through one of your workouts?
>pray to God for strength on my amrap sets
>shout in my head MADA MADA MADA to hype myself up
>lift to anime openings
>imagine motivational anime scenes flash by my eyes when I'm getting tired
everytime i lift something heavy i go "weap, weap", really gives me more strength
>lift to anime openings
>imagine motivational anime scenes flash by my eyes when I'm getting tired
this is fucking legit
B A S E D
Unironically gonna start doing this
I do this before anything that requires a substantial amount of effort.
CAM ON ENGLAND LIFT SOME FACKIN WEIGHTS
He posted cp
I browse /sp/ during sets if the worldcup is on while I am at the gym. I often train with a qt3.14 coworker and I am pretty sure she has seen me looking at weird shit people post in gamethreads atleast once. I can only hope it wasnt when someone posted a trap.
we're all gonna make it right?
>home gymmy
>have 45 and 25 and 10 pound plates
>half of the plates are black, half of the plates are silver
>have to alternate silver and black plates on all bars and weight equipment
>if the colors are not alternated perfectly I will not do the lift
>because the lack of a pattern ruins the ora and flow of my home gym
>and that could cause me to get injured
>perfect squat everytime I crouch down at work and everywhere
>headbang/nod to the beat during my longrr rests to maintain hype
>spit while exhaling during sets
also knew a guy in highschool who would do alternating calf raises when he walks
nah user, not all of us. I really hope you can make it because I know for me it is too late. people have even told me I am fit/big/strong/good looking or whatever but I dont recognize it anymore. I think through the years of bullying, isolation and self doubt/hatred something broke in my formative years. I desperately try to make myself better every single day to maybe one day be happy with who I am but deep down I know I am too far gone and that day is never gonna come.
All I get is a few seconds of happiness when an old friend compliments me but it fades quickly into the darkness and when I sit home alone on days like these after the gym it is just me and my thoughts. But in some way I am happy, I know I will never love or be happy but I also know that my struggle and pain moves me forward, I am doing very well in my job and the gym and I plan to make a ton of money before I die alone and sad. But the thought that my niece will live with no worries in the world after I perish makes me happy. If I cant make it atleast someone in my family can and I will try to teach her the good things I learned while protecting her from the bad things that ruined me.
Sry for the blogpost. I wish you all the best user.
>deep down i know I am too far gone
>I know I will never love or be happy
>In some ways Im happy
Just to remind u that making it isn't all about impressing others and fucking girls. Its about leading a confident healthy lifestyle which will eventually make u realize ur true calling and purpose in the earth, things that bring you genuine happiness. certain people,hobbies,jobs. Also stop living in the past, just appreiciate the present you. If you only just get happiness when a friend compliments u, not the time and activities you're spending with them? yeah no wonder ur sad.
ur not alone dude
kek i do it whenever i lift something at work (labouring so quite a lot)
Sometimes during heavy squats and deads I yell kaioken, it gets me amped up.
grabbing my dick before I squat
Listen to classical music and conduct certain parts while resting
>Lifting 15kg sacks with rope handles at work
>Peeeeeeeeeep
>Clean and jerk a sack
>Crows cheers
>new WR baby
Caught my boss merlin a couple times
I say Sig Heil instead, usually on the last two reps, one word each
Its sig hail you fuckung dingus
>autistic fit things do
Get shy and mumble when talking to girls
Feel jealous when I see a girl with a guy
Get depressed and ignore girls that show interest in me
Lie in the gym floor and hump the air
Lick my protein powder like those wiz fizzes
Not too autistic to be honest, I know there weireder people than me
>doing last rep on heavy BP
>lastrepface.jpg
>Shout 'Seig Heil!' in my mind
>notice people glancing akwardly
>apparently I shouted it out loud
>spotter and buddies just shake their heads in amusement
>mfw almost revealed my power level
I fucking love America.
IT IS CALLED "SIEG HEIL" you fucking Negers
Actually it's Sieg Heil.
I use a handgrip in the office. It's noisy.
Youre not alone my brother
Me too lmao, or
"For the white race"
In my head during the last rep
I dip this too, and also go up the steps on my toes to get the calfs going
WHO LET THE Jow ForumsFAGS OUT???
>do bicep curls when I'm carrying shopping bags
Lel I'm glad I'm not alone
this song unironically gives me last set strength
youtube.com
>based
Underrated.
Be myself.
>constantly air drum between sets
>headbanging and meanmugging the weights as I approach them
You and your gf are bullies leave autism dance man alone
Nigga leave them alone who cares if they larp as long as it keeps them motivated and helps them become better people
He accidentally posted the same thing twice
Fuck off no he didn't
Fucking nigger
me
Hater
lol is it really that autistic to do this?
thank you based black man. i wish you the best of luck in all your endeavors friend.
Run when climbing the stairs and then complaining that I don't like stairs
lol im not a nigger bro
Yeah, larping
Fuck man, I love dancing to Billie Jean while racking up plates for the next set. Or doing the air guitar when Rorke's Drift comes on.
Same, I shake the bar like crazy while channeling the inner bloat
Same to those last two. I don't even care if it's autism at this point, it's what I am.
I think WHITE POWER sounds the strongest
Who let the animefag DYEL in?
>hoodie in the gym
They were always here cuckboy , go drink your onions
I wear long sleeves and balaclava to the gym, almost to conceal my gains. Everyone there knows me as the Balaclava and sweat clothes guy.
When the time is right, I plan to position myself at the center of the gym, then unveil my sweet gains from the month, then spend the entire next month shirtless and in shorts, then put the balaclava and sweatshirts back on for the rest of the year.
grunt uncontrollably. instead of breathing out normally i just yell/grunt sometimes. do it all the time too not just at the gym, pisses everyone off
>flex/pose for all 3-5 mins between my heavy sets
>mouth lyrics to whatever song I'm listening to
>occasionally yell "UWU" instead of grunting
>rape-stare the milfs
>pop blackheads in gym mirror
it helps being 2/3/5/6
>I wear the same camo hat to the gym just so it keeps my hair out of my face
>on treadmill sometimes I pretend I’m running in combat or training before a raid
>between sets I stare at myself in the mirror while I pace back and forth
>when near a hot girl, I go out of my way not to look at her when I can help it
>I deadlift and squat in my shoes
>plates on both sides of barbell have to match or I won’t lift it
That’s all I can think of off the top of my head
Gonna start doing this. When i run i imagine i'm in the Waffen SS training and when i walk, i do a slight march and look up and to my right like on parade.
I like this idea. The event of The year. When People start to forget you do it again The newfags Will be wtf!?!? But The regulars Will just smilet and sake their head in a polite wau
I go on a pretend rage rant, “screaming” under my breath “I’m a boomer, I’m a god damn fucking boomer aaaaa fucking youngbloods I’m a 22 yo boomer!”
>attempt to jack off with both hands so one doesn't get stronger
Please don't be swedish
If I see something heavy I try to lift it
Next step is beating his record on using more then 10 machines for curls. I tried to curl on that thot leg spreading machine once.
>say "c'mon you little bitch, don't be a pussy fucking bitch" while taking a cold shower in the morning
>When doing bodyweight swats count only 10 or 20 and add them up rather than counting to 100
>Mew
>hype myself up watching zyzz videos in 2018
Kek im not the only one
Squat at any given opportunity
You are not supposed to drop your hip
Ew wtf