Let's hit the showers Jow Forums :)

I would love to, madamme, but I have acne on my back that destroys my self confidence and stops me from taking my shirt off in front of anyone.
fml

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Gross

>Live two streets away from the gym
>They're not even very concurred streets
>Just walk out the front door when I'm done and shower at home

Feels good.

I would never shower with someone who has a smaller dick than me.

only if she tops

whats that between her(masculine) legs?

>that guy who doesn't shower at the gym
People talk about you, you know.

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Dross

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NICE

ruined

a golden one from you i hope

Source on the artist

hot

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>draw a girl
>call it a boy

like pottery

Do yuou see how far out the head is? It's bigger than yours.

girls have boobs

Not all of them

you sound confused about what girls look like

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Tfw dross hasn't drawn more of cody for a while
JUST

its a drawing you fools its 2d and anime and not real

the absolute size of these units

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>be me, 16 at the time
>at overnight cross country camp where you run every day with pro tier coaches to get ready for upcoming season
>divvied up into cabins, about 3 cabins in total, cabins number 11, 12, and 13
>i’m in cabin 11 with all the random guys who didn’t request to be in the same cabin with anyone
>every day after run the guys in cabin 13 won’t shut up about “who’s ready to hit the showers?”
>will run up behind freshman/generally small kids from cabin and grab them by the shoulders screaming “READY TO HIT THE SHOWERS BOYS?!?”
>camp counselors/coaches call it “teenage boy goofiness” and think nothing of it
>after a few days of hearing this every day after runs someone decides to investigate
>apparently “hit the showers” is code for having naked shower fights
>mfw they throw tiny twink freshman in with huge black senior named Tyrell and turn all the lights off except for flashlights, which they flash on and off for disorienting strobe effect
>mfw they make bets on how long the freshman will last and yell “SICK EM BOY” as Tyrell beats the holy fuck out of them
>mfw they throw soap and lotion at the bare ass naked fighters, counselors only found out because Tyrell slipped and hit his head
I loved that camp. The words “Hit the showers” will never have the same meaning again

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top 7

I don't shower. It drains test

this pic instantly activated my dick

Yeah bro let's go. I'll leave my backside to you alright?

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sauce?

Sauce? Lmao wtf are you saying bro, hurry up and take off your clothes already.

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playing with your nipples causes more breast growth tho

>That pic

Wtf i have a boner

I legitimately think this is less attractive.

I don't shower at the gym...

Why did this thing break into my house? I have a home gym, and it can't be a friend because I don't have any.

2d vs 3d

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Gross

bout to hit that ass

i can have?

thanks

Milk truck has arrived

Lets not make this rape a murder

peepee spotted

mommy

?
Could use a spotter honestly

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>tfw never got to experience this

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yall need a woman

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Here it is, hope you're able to get past the panda.
exhentai.org/g/1005582/20bf2958f1/?p=2

S-stop

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i like twink ass

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mommy gf or little bro bf anons

m8 you're a fucked in the head degenerate
the answer is thirsty aunt

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I don’t even think you’re gay just hedonistically and emotionally degenerate and willfully immature. You are beyond disgusting. I think your underlying fantasy is for the state to take care of you and provide you with a crib you roll around in shitting yourself and masturbating while watching all sorts of varied porn on the 24 screens securing you, imprisioning you, in your crib. I think you want to be a masturbation battery in the Matrix. God damn it you’re a faggot or maybe just a Jew.

talk down to me more it makes me horny

For fuck's sake

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>I don’t even think you’re gay
>God damn it you’re a faggot

>not enjoying thicc goddesses and slutty twinks

Youre missing out

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You must be new here faggot

(You)

You better fucking delete this I forgot that this horrid mess was a thing.

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he's ugly

it's still a thing in 2018
now they just beg people to join their discord

Oh wow what a natural (((thread))). These replies from the (((anons))) were not planned at all.

Hmmmmmm.

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