You’re at grocery store and a pic related is walking towards/past you. how do you get the digits

have my children

effortless

Nice

Mmhm, splendid.

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I swing my hammer at her chest and with one fell swoop i cave her chest in. As she gasps and wheezes i make love to her anus with my tongue. Eating her precious nutrients that she defecates out of pain.
I then extend my jaw and begin to swallow her, a good portion of her body in my mouth. I crawl up the walls and hide in the ceiling. Where i slowly digest her and play with her pusy

seek medical help

nice

> how do you get the digits
> implying a good portion of Jow Forums wouldn't just sweat profusely and not say anything

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Hello lady, you are looking good today
Then I would just walk away

this gorilla dick makes tight pussy wet bitch

this daddy gorilla dick is hungry

>ask if she is on insta
>go home
>masturbate
????
>check'em

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>Hey baby, do you like chocolate?

Then follow her to the restroom as she tries to get away from you

Checked

I wouldn't? Face too pretty, breasts too small, she would be really annoying to manage and not at all worth it

now if it was pic related...

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nigga, girls of average weight and D+ cups are one bad decision away from becoming Fat.

hey, are you working out, in this grocery store? *wink*

it's funny because though she's dressed like she's going to work out, it's a grocery store, so she's obviously not working out

>unzips dick

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Noice and checked

>>"Yo bich fina ass"
do you know what fina even means?

checked

Fuck yeah

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Dubbledubs, nice

Guaranteed 30+ shell be overweight

almost quads

Still got moves

>Courting White women
Yeah, no thanks.

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nigga wtf

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Like this

fuck sake

GIVE ME YOUR NUMBER OR I'LL RAPE YOU AND YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY

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Jesus

impressive, very nice

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Niceeeee

sup you lanky ass cunt

you look like your pussy smells like an armpit

eat my asshole in this produce section then kill yourself

AY YO LEMME SUCK ON SOME TOES

Eye contact,
slap her ass,
pull out your dick,
piss on the floor.
show dominac
take a shit right in front of her,
take the shit,
throw it on her,
marry
divorce
marry again
get kids
become president the usa
die

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Dubs confirm

Impressive, very nice

>piss on the floor.

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Exquisite

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She’s not thicc enough so I wouldn’t be interested

Based

was not getting dubs part of your plan?

you don t need dubs to get into the vagina
>take the tears of a gypsy
>put into cloth from a virgin Jow Forums fag
>now only one special trich to amplify the magic spell
>chloroform
>there you got bobs and vegana

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Crash into her car and ask her number for the insurance

ill giv u a (you) because u lonely

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blessed thread

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Wouldn't do shit cause she's not attractive

Fucking checked. My sides are wrecked.

i try geb dubbbles pls

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Cool

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>Crash into her car and ask her number for the insurance

But that will only work if you are both rich and good-looking. Otherwise she will fucking hate you.

Why would I want the digits of some thot who dresses like a slut?

Holy shit

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The fucking dab, man.

1) always have my doggo with me and is good cute doggo
2) girl stops because she likes cute doggo
3) make chit chat ask name and such find out if she has doggo
4) invite her to bring her or her doggo over to play some time

Doesn’t always go anywhere, but usually gets the number. If she fails at step 2, we wouldn’t get along anyway

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This.
>tfw have a corgi
>literally everyone stops and wants to say hi and pet him

I got him when I was with my ex and now he's the ultimate wingman.

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a strong slap on the booty followed by "i see you guuurrll"

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i walk to the opposite end of the grocery store and stand in the corner eating a healthy no fat snack like celery or maybe an apple and failing that maybe some chewy beef jerky to induce some masseter hypertrophy while I wait for her to leave so i can continue shoping for groceries then i will complete my grocery shopping and walk home and make a thread on Jow Forums about my ugly subhuman khhv feels followed by another gym session even though i already went to the gym earlier in the morning at 6am desu

FYARK you smooth operator

got a chuckle out of me thank you

unfortunately i think youre headed in the right direction tjough

Id go with the low test option identify ehats in her cart and be like " oh bananas and cereal...turkey bacon? youre not a jew right?!" XD

Keep in mind a gorilla has a 1.5” penis when fully erect.

I wouldn’t be able to get her number. Girl is a solid 10. I’d vomit spaghetti all over.

But I would go home right after, and make my gf put on a similar outfit. Then I’d fuck her from behind while I thought about OP girl. Then my bitch would cook the food I brought home.

So not super alpha but not total beta response.

I go home and cry because I'm not good enough

I would ask her if she likes to play Dungeons and Dragons or if she was ever interested, and if she'd like to join my group.
If she says no then I never would have liked her anyway.
Easy.

damson

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I don't. way out of my league

Take a look at her
Size her up for a bit
Give her a smile or give her a slightly stern grimace.
If she responds positively, not in the purely reactionary smile back at people who smile at me way, to the smile then I'll walk up to her and strike up a conversation about something she's wearing or whatever she's doing.
If she responds in that way where she's slightly submissive or stares a bit wide eyed at the slight grimace then I'll just walk up to her and let bodylanguage and touch do most of the talking.

If she doesn't respond favorably, ignores me or I'm not up to it I'll keep walking and ignore.

"hey put some clothes on"
go from there

>wow

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Checked

"oh wow matching puma outfit do you model for them or something you look like you could?"
>she'll obviously say no
"oh haha well good on you I can tell you take yourself seriously in the gym."

if you're attractive than good for you if not you'll get rejected and move on with your life

faint right in front of her so she has to catch me and i come to in her arms while shes asking if im alright

these posts are clearly blessed

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Dubs and I get my oneitis

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