CONFESS

I went on a date with a disabled girl out of pity.

I put the bomp in the bomp bah bomp bah bomp

I've had to make some adolescent boys strip naked and expose different body parts.

I started fapping to trap gay porn..
I'm sorry god.

I'm a 5'7 20 year old virgin manlet

Lose the thread it's off-topic

I had the perfect life.
I had a good job.
My wife was my highschool crush, kissless virgin when we met, wished to wait until marriage to have sex. So we did. Married soon after highschool.
Every single one of our friends looked up to us, we were always happy and smiling, we would always go out together, not because of jealousy or possessiveness of any of us, but because we loved eachother's company.
We were soulmates, as many would say. Made for eachother. We have 3 kids together, all of them movie like. Cute, love us, respect us.
During all this time, I also had a pretty young childhood redhead girlfriend I always had kind of a crush on, we were really into eachother. Never touched her of course, but if I wasn't married I'm sure we would marry. She was a temptation all the time, but I could not let her go. I cared too much about her.
I used to watch porn in my early teens, and I always enjoyed threesome, FFM. Though I stopped watching porn after marriage, It was always a fetish I had, and many days of my life I thought about telling my wife and convince her to let me have sex with her and my girlfriend. Never did because I was afraid she would never see me the same away
Until one day I had the courage to do it. My wife was at first horrified, thought I didn't love her anymore, and that's why I wanted other woman. I assured her that was not the case, I loved and desired her, but I also desired that other girlfriend, and told her about my fetish. After some weeks, she agreed to it.
For some 6 months, we had threesome multiple times a day. Life had never been better.
After some time, I started noticing they were kind of leaving me on the side. As if I wasn't there. I tried to confront them, but nothing.
I don't know how to finish this, hurt me so much to write this, but my soulmate has now left me and is getting married 3 weeks from now with my childhood girlfriend I always had a crush on. The only two women I've ever loved left me and are together now.

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i masturbated to tranny on male porn

Im a 31 year old alpha chad with a serious girlfriend for a long time...No white kids, not married...sad
I am also an alcoholic basically. Drink 5 nights a week just sitting on the couch

LOL cucked by a woman..

I'm a mutt but pass as white for normies

I regularly watch blacked

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I'm not a big fan of the JQ
I think it's a shaky ground and should be generally avoided

I killed that guy who won a lottery in F:NV

I just broke nofap after a clean week, I'm shooting for 2 now

Can't take it anymore I'm such failure I can't even kill myself I tried last Friday but co-worker found me with my veins open. I'm still here... Fuck.

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All is forgiven

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I pocketed a couple of linear bearings from work to upgrade my 3d printer

go on a journey somewhere

for those who confess

If the Jews control the everything how come when someone exposes them they lose their jobs at worst?
But when someone exposes the Illuminati New world order they lose their lives?

I work security, and I barely do my job. I'm always browsing pol.

I fapped to nigger porn

Wow. That's pretty fucking impressive. I pity you, but you do kind of deserve it. Repent and beg God for forgiveness.

do you have something to confess to user?

I fap to lewd colorful tiny horses

>I broke into a government warehouse to steal parts of J. Edgar Hoover’s porn collection
> I put chemicals in the bottled water of (((Hollywood CEOs))) to turn them gay
>I guided rocketbombs for Emmanuel Goldstein
>I gave Hillary Clinton syphilis

This might be good idea at least nobody wilk find me. Thanks user

remember to take one's own life is a sin.

go to church user.

There is no god where I'm going.

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I went here to work at the fed and know the truth and ended up finding out that the fed was watching me the whole time.

They're still probably watching me.

Waiting to arrest me. Tempted to do an AMA.

A spirit of fat has overtaken me and now I am overweight. Please cast out this foul demon of blub.

go live and train muay thai in Thailand

Did you brap it at least?

tell us more?

I wish to believe in God, I sincerely do, but I don't know how.

(((They))) did nothing wrong
Jow Forums should be gassed

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Don't worry. I work at amazon and honestly I want to do an ama just to clear the air and answer questions for fun tbqhwy

I broke a nofap streak of 8 days where I felt great. 6 in 12 hours. Now I'm sad again

I got dragged into some spy thriller shit that I can't really prove anything and ended up wondering if I what I'm seeing was real or not.

Nobody has come up to me and talked to me in person but I got fired for very vague frankly retarded reasons, so they must have known something was up.

Hava nagila is quite a catchy song

God is not what you are taught, learn the difference between esoteric and exoteric. The bible is the latter, a simplification of the universal principles of Hermes. You might think psychic people fake it, or that shamans can't heal, but i've met people that can read my mind and enter my body. I could communicate with him without knowing the language. Once you feel that energy boy

You didn't censor the smart-chip, I am presently decoding your profile as we speak

nice work user

You can't read the smart chip dumbass don't try that with me.

Already decoded. We are on our way. Thanks user.

Yeah, we're still together actually.

No way this shit is real.
But thanks for the OMEGALUL.

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How is she disabled?
Story time?

Uciekaj w bieszczady. Serio

>How is she disabled?
Paralysed from the waist down.

How?

this isn't r9k, that's a good thing. now marry her and stop wasting you life.

She was in a car accident when she was a little girl.

Was she sweet?

Basically nothing Trump has done has mattered. Things have been the same in government forever.

We still import the same people from overseas that we always have and we would literally need an act of congress to change that.

Plus there's people from Obama that he's hidden there that's letting people come in from offshores.

Asking questions about that is why I got fired most likely.

>>Works for DoD

>>Doesn't know about SmartShapes technology

>>Takes photo of unique SmartShape and posts online, doxing himself

Yeah, she is.

Have any good jokes from your workplace?

I really don't want to be rude so excuse me for asking. Does she no/regular/kid legs?

I like game of thrones

Who was the last good president?

She has regular legs in the sense that the're proportional to the rest of her body, but she has very little muscle on them due to atrophy.

I bought a Ona hole and feel no shame
Should I?

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Alright deleted real quick.

They already fired me though so I don't fucking care to be honest and I haven't done anything illegal.

Nothing that's a joke.

Can't remember any.

i'm leaving Russia and moving to United States of mutts because I've got job offer

forgive me father for i have sinned

i cant think positive about my country anymore

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margaret thatcher
and she was decent but not 'good'

I thank you for your time friend. I wish both of you luck and eternal happiness.

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cucked beyond scale

How do you deal with your neighborhood changing? It's happening to us too

youtube.com/watch?v=tVt_1ByddUQ

you mean that anti-germanic bitch that nearly killed our plans to form a global power in economy?

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She didn't go far enough.
Germany should be split in fours

Seriously are you really going to fucking report me to the FBI or some shit?

You're welcome. We get married this summer.

And repent

Jesus loves you user, you'll find Him if you look for Him

youre just butthurt that we only steamrolled you twice

I havent been able to rectify my feelings for the church and the things this pope has been quoted as saying. I tell myself the media has to be misrepresenting him.

I revealed my power level in class once
Other than that I guess I wank to hentai a lot

>old but good pasta/10

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No I see the German menace for what it is.
A unified Germany has only done Europe harm, 3 times now

>posting on Jow Forums

If you are not a larp its already over for you user.

She let a fellow member of parliament starve to death in pursuit of political recognition.

She closed down nearly all industry in Scotland, Wales and Northern England.

You're either a 12 y/o, an underclass London Reaganite with delusions of grandeur or from Pooland.

>decent

I sometimes wear shorts as underwear.

I'm a self-loathing half jew

Hate to break it to you user, but the pope is a deepstate puppet. Go to Jesus directly, don't entrust any human with your salvation.

I can't get over having been beaten up every week by niggers at the black primary school my parents sent me to.

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I actually get on well with more nigs and mongrels then i do white ppl

revenge