Why haven’t you taken the dad bod pill yet, Jow Forums?

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>listening to what women say instead of watching what they do
I shiggy diggy!

good post

Because I don't lift for women, I lift for myself

>binge drink regularly
Die of fatty liver disease at 60 like a nigger

No thx

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Pffft, overrated. The good thing women like about 'dadbods'' is the actual guy, who usually is some guy in his late 20s to mid 30s who has been burned so hard by relationships hes become 'mature' about life which makes him attractive and hes more confident in himself which is why hes let himself go and get a bit fat.

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women (men as well though less) will attempt to rationalize everything, and I mean everything.

take a woman who is dating someone with a tiny dick; as long as she has a measure of affection for the guy, she will rationalize it:
>"oh, it's way cuter", "it's more comfortable", "size doesn't matter", "he's way better with his fingers and tongue", "big dicks hurt anyway"
conversely, the same woman who gets a new relationship with a dude with a big dick will now say:
>"tiny dicks are pathetic", "oh it makes me feel so full", etc.
even though objectively a dick of a certain size is going to be better than a dick of another certain size, women will rationalize one being better than the other depending on which one is pertinent to their current lives.

the exact same has happened here. this woman is either dating or looking to date a guy with a "dad bod", or she was rejected/dumped by a dude with a chiseled body. now she might say a belly is cute, a good pillow, more fun, etc. but on another day in her life when whose she's dating or interested in changes, she will say she admires the guy's dedication, finds his muscles so hot, etc.
whatever she's saying isn't some absolute truth, it's simply how she feels that day, week, month.

men rationalize as well, but not to the same degree. a buddy of mine has a cute girlfriend who happens to have the tiniest breasts. i don't think i'll ever see him try to rationalize tiny boobs are somehow superior to the big melons he usually prefers. most women can't do this.

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Hang on, where did you get this picture of me?

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I lift to look good

Binge drinking regularly is such a wholesome quality in a dad

>binge drink
degenerates

You can listen to what women say sometimes, just not Jewish ones

>pressure for u to look flawless

Cope

Were talking about fatties here not creepy ass boomers

I wish I had died before seeing that

bet her bf is fit af though

>average male body
>funnier than the average male

those are mutually exclusive

Women like fat betas because it means they don’t have to try as hard to be the hot one in the relationship

Women say stuff like this to weed out the betas that will actually listen to them, and then skim the alphas off the top.