That guy who leaves the gym without showering

Just wear flip flops.

>that guy that showers outside of his own home

It’s not fucking Ancient Greece or Rome anymore faggot

tfw

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t. lifting for 1 month

>showering in a gym

Last time I went in a gym shower it was literally of shit. Some old guy lost control in there. Fuck that, I’m just going home to shower:

I bet you are afraid of being seen naked in the locker room.

SNIIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFFF

>putting your casual clothes on while being sweatty
why? it's also refreshing to shower after workout. Godtier if the gym has sauna

Dude I can't wait to move back up North so I can build an outdoor shower on the backside of my house facing the woods. You don't know bliss until there's 3 feet of snow making a makeshift wall around while you're standing under a hot water shower, and the sun is just starting to peak over the horizon, sending orange rays through the black and white trees.

lmao. My gym is like 2 minutes from my home.

C O P E

>not just wearing your workout clothes back home, showering and then putting on your casual
>making it in real life

hahah ya i bet he's scared of seeing a boner hahah or big meaty balls haha can you imagine?

>boner in the locker room
What the fuck are you talking about you meat gazer? Also being naked in the locker room is completely normal and straight.

closet homo

>that skinny homeless man that pretends to lift weights then showers

>that goy that jumps straight into the pool after a workout

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What the fuck is wrong with you autists?
I go straight home after in my workout clothes and shower
I don't even go in the locker rooms unless I need to piss

gay

A lot of it is insecurity and being afraid that the Stacies are judging her body.

>That 60 year old boomer who wipes off every piece of equipment before and after using it

> That guy who tries to change as fast as possible in the locker room and fumbles around like a tard

>that guy who shovers at the gym cause he just loves soaking in other peoples piss and foot fungus

yeah i think i'll use my own shower thanks

>live 20m from the gym

I'd rather just shower at home where I can stand under the shower for 30m and not give a fuck. Instead of holding up the shower room for someone else.

Yeah i'm sure that's fun sniffing your ball sweat om the 35 minute ride home

My school is 16 miles away from my home and I work out before school at my school’s gym

>regularly go rock climbing with group of friends
>one of the girls sweats a lot and has mediocre hygeine
>her sweat/body odor is the most intoxicating smell I've ever experienced

It's got to be a pheromone thing but I lose all ability to think when she walks by me and she's been going hard. I swear the brap memes become real, except instead of her ass it's the glistening sweat dripping off her and the sour cloud that follows her around. It's only her smell, too. Like the other girls either don't give off BO or I just don't notice/care about it. I honestly feel weird bringing this up to Jow Forums but it's only because it seems too weird to even confide in my (non-climbing) friends about this.

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But my house is literally a 1 minute drive away

LMFAO

My ass is unusually hairy so i only let people I trust see me naked.

>just wear flip flops, bring a towel, new boxers, socks, pants, shirt, hair products, body products, lotion. Also once your clean touch all your ditty stinky clothes and shove it into a stinky bag just to go home and have to take all the stinky clothes out of a stinky bag again
Lmaoing at your entire life existence

Forward the past three years I've only showered at my gym. I workout three times a week but sometimes I will go in just to shower. Don't even bring a towel because there a single-person facilities so I use toilet paper and a blow dryer.

>1 minute drive
>not running to and from the gym
Hardly making it.
Maybe you should stop eating 2g/lb protein so you don't stink like pig shit.
I will eat your fucking asshole until you climax you little faggot.
Haha bro it'd be so funny if he like, bent over and you saw his asshole haha

>wasting toilet paper to dry yourself
If I ever see you in my gym I'm going to turn you into a fucking cable machine.

:^)

I'll also spend ten minutes enjoying my post-workout meal + drink. Sometimes I'll masturbate for another ten minutes before showering. But to be fair I only go on a night and so anyone else coming in will have paper from the other stalls to use before stock is refreshed in the morning.

>eating right after workout
>masturbating during a pump
>lifting at night
Holy shit you are legitimately not making it. Also the point isn't the inconvenience for other members, it's that you have perfectly good reusable towels but instead you're wasting paper like a fuckhead.

I have towels? At home button the gym doesn't provide them. And you're kind of right, possibly for the wrong reasons. What I lift now isn't much more than when I started, but now in heavier and somehow have more definition so I think I'm doing okay. Five hours of sleep every night doesn't help either.

You aren’t only one. I lost my mind when the cute stinky girl whiz by me.

this x1000

and 3 times a week? Fuck off

No, I'm absolutely right and you need to stop.

Truth.
That workout sweat and smell is pure sexy and pheromones

fresh sweat can be nice, days old sweat is never nice

They are.

The only problem with showering at the gym is that I go on my lunch break and this obviously gay guy from my work also does and I never see him working out, just walking around the locker room or playing on his phone.

Faggot is probably taking pictures of dudes and jerking off in the work or gym toilet

yeah, and when you're done you're wet and in the cold.

Fresh sweat only bro
Almost all chicks don’t appreciate how attractive they can be when they are sweaty.
“Don’t touch me I’m gross”

>get their fix
uh, sweety..

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mfw

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>fags making fun of guys for not getting naked with them in the showers
Fucking fags dont get free shows

>Implying I'm going into the fungal infestation they call a shower when it takes me 12 minutes to walk home

What's the matter? Want more dicks to look at?

I am that guy, I live 2 blocks from my gym and don't want to shower with a bunch of dudes.

there's nothing wrong with eating after a workout if you're trying to bulk, you fucking fat

Lmao dude just rap your willy before you fuck that dirty whore. That'll save you.

>that guy that turns down the post-workout handjob

Fucking closet-cases lmao

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>ITT: petergazers that gonna get that wig split

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All the memes aside, why do people put on fresh clothes on their sweaty body without showering? I don't shower after workout because I live 5 minutes walking from the gym, but my buddy does put on fresh clothes after working out and complains how much it sucks to pull on a shirt over sweat.
Why are normies so contradictory?

You can trust us user...

is this pro shower at the gym or con, it could go both ways

>when you are showering in the YMCA on the weekend and the swimming class comes into the showers and several of your elementary school students are there and nickname you monster cock

i inject every 3rd day, take an anti oestrogen pill every second day

because getting ringworm from a zoomer like you is so fucking awesome

>scared of group showers
>calling others autists

you know it's only the boomers who ended group casual nudity? every previous generation saw casual male nudity as totally normal and healthy, and they had far lower incidents of suicide. almost like massive repression of regular male bonding is a bad thing...

but i live in korea and men hang out naked every weekend

Holy fuck the consensus is that most here go home and shower. Am I the only bro with my dick swinging wearing flip flops while I’m going to and from the shower?

how else are people on the bus gonna bask in my odor?

>too insecure to shower at gym
>rides the bus cos he's a fucking failure

poetry

I shower at the gym, chat naked to other lifters, then get on my motorbike and ride home

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I am
>tfw 1 inch flaccid penis

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move to asia

girls leave amenities and even their personal bathrooms in way worse states than dudes

Wtf, eveytime I've been inside women's restrooms they are always way cleaner compared to men's

Jesus fucking Christ. Thanks for the laugh, Jow Forums, you never seize to amaze me.

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and i go straight to shop, get raped u fucks.

Because the showers are fucking disgisting.

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>tfw literally 3 inch flacid but 7 inches hard

Because I go for a swim right away.

>Just wear flip flops.
Now my flip flops have AIDS

>Nobody injects steroids after their workout
Technically a couple weird peptides are supposed to be injected straight after a workout but I'd eat a hat if OP even knew what a peptide was

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what porno is this from

>At gym with gymbro
>Triceps/Chest day, making all kinds of gains
>Suddenly THAT guy walks in
>Longpants, hoodie, earbuds
>Fucking EARBUDS in a gym that already blasts music
>Goes straight to the squatrack without even warming up
>Starts squatting just the bar (wat)
>Adds some weight and squats like 4-5 times before having to sit down
>Unloads the bar, red as a tomato already
>Starts doing overhead press, with THE SAME FUCKING BAR
>Entiregymstaring.exe
>Does the same shit there, doesnt even use clips
>Gymowner stares at him from the receptiondesk
>Prob wonders if he´s liable if the kid kills himself
>Somehow survives anyways, deloads the bar
>Starts DEADLIFTING WITH THE SAME BAR
>Gymbro just mouthing "what the fuck" and stops in the middle of his set
>Does one fucking set of deadlifts
>Deloads the bar and walks out
>Doesnt even fucking shower
>Comes back a couple of days later IN THE SAME FUCKING CLOTHES

Saw him weighing himself in the gym, fucktard even seemed to GAIN weight

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>no shower at the gym
>it's k 'cause it's a 5 minute walk home

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Idk what this is? A joke or did you really just stare at some guy through his workout

Hard not to notice someone doing that shit desu

>Listening to shitty gym music
No thanks.

I forgot my earbuds this morning, completely ruined my workout

t. literal 60 year old boomer that wants to see more young penis

Every girl in that pic is 2/10

Mmmmmh except a few things.. that's basically me.

based hercposter

It's a joke about SS (not the Nazi thing)

Unless I'm homeless I can shower at home

What type of loser goes to the gym anyway? Paying some jacked jew to work out? Drive to the gym for cardio when you could just run there and back? Not just getting a pullupbar and doing calenstetics. Getting your own weights you'll have forever.

Come on goys step it up. This is why us Jews are Jewing you up. It's just too easy.

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I ride my bike home, so there's no point.