Humor

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It's only 3 inches in the first place, m8

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Nooooooo

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never heard of xtube but I'm assuming that's another porn website
>absolutely degenerate

Hahahah that’ll teach her

hahaha oh wow

is this enough to report him to cps?

From last thread

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well i just watched a bunch of gay porn

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Someone call CPS on this degenerate fuck. Probably too late though.

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>that guy is someones father

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You're someone's son.

what is this from?

there is a webm for this dance move

fucking alpha af

Found the thread.

https:// desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/41224378/

Lol there's no joke here, you faggots are just jerking off to 'le buff lifting guy'

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ahh, the ol' reddit poop di scoop

If this isn't bait, lurk more newfag

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I know who scooby is, there's still nothing interesting there

Who is this and why is this funny?

You would think a nudist would put some effort into his body.

Newfag

Le cookies are ready.

>the pagan that calls you a christcuck

Fuck off to reddit newfag.

Hey das me

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Redpill me on siege

It’s a guide to fucking black chicks. No one knows this because they don’t actually read it

Getting black chicks is easy.
>Buy a bunch of gold and clothes at Urban Outfitters.
>Get some bananas
>Go to zoo
>???
>get black chicks

holy shit

This.

HOW DO I GET THE MALE BUTTPUSSY?

Just be a decently dressed white male in a STEM or medical program in any institute of higher education that isnt a community college. There will always be that one ghetto bitch in your class that got in on five different affirmative action diversity grants despite her 2.0 GPA but every other black girl who has made it that far has realized that blacks are subhumans and is looking to get BLEACHED as soon as possible. The only catch is they are usually wanting something long term.

gross, i thought that was a black guy's arm on your right, not an ass. stop posting pictures of this ass clown.

have a decent body and go on grindr. Ain't hard. fags are horny little fuckers.

I want the fuck the top, no homo

Any blsck girl at a uni wants a white guy. Even if they won't admit it.

BOY I done put up stuff on grindr and Hornet but there's fuckall population in my area.

>she thinks im fucking 2 different girls every week
>"his" written in the snapchat caption
made me lul but makes me think its fake

Reread his last post slowly.

did you not read it? that photo was sent to a dude he previously banged not the ex gf

Iktf

Live an an hour and a half outside Tallahassee. 90% on any dating sites are murder rapist and obese chicks.

no gay clubs in the area? where the hell do ya live?

youtu.be/yiGG82UNPW4

rural western Kentucky. I'd go to a bar about 30 miles south but autism or whatever, no female friend to go with me, and I'm dogshit bad at flirting with bottoms.

they'll get on their knees if you act dominant/confident. twinks are easy man, just pregame in the car to boost yourself and go in.

t. twink pounder

or work as a bouncer there.

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me on the left

me on the reft*

Where's the rest of the cap retard?

Why the fuck did she lift her foot?

Where do you find it? All google gives me is the game.

>social acceptation

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i mean I am new to Jow Forums

Boogie?

Kek'd, the kid is honestly the biggest Chad possible

Your average WMAF poster.

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Iowa was a mistake.

>I usually just got to the bank and pray
kek

Is that a black girl or a black girl (male)?

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>see Zyzz's name
>feel bad

I like Iowa.

I like Iowa to

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Why can't he keep bobbing?

Perhaps Jow Forumsfunny is more your style.

I also like Iowa

I recognize the forearm but why is the car different?

>implying a milk shirt is not fashionable

>tfw no sassy gay best friend

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