>Oh don't worry, honey. You're not fat, you're just big boned!
Oh don't worry, honey. You're not fat, you're just big boned!
Camden Gonzalez
Ian Howard
Thanks!
Brayden Lee
Is she talking to her son or her husband with this one
Luke Richardson
We love you, son.
Tyler Evans
>You're just thin because you're young. Wait till you're my age.
Dylan Barnes
That assumes you'll have a wife who got fat with you though.
Landon Gonzalez
*Sips*
Gee grandma, for a big boned I sure look like dyel.
Landon Hughes
na,. my family always told me im fat anyway i just never cared
Kayden Sanchez
Boomers sound so wholesome. You're making fun of them but it's honestly heartwarming.
Benjamin Bennett
Why can't I tell my boomer parents I love them?
Luke Cox
>You are getting a little fat, don't you think so?
t. My mum
Jacob Green
>Your hands will be as big as mine when you grow up
I guess 12 years of computer gaming doesn't grow finger thickness
Dominic Bailey
>they don't know
>mfw I'm bulking to 200
Just 14 more pounds.
Evan Sanchez
Low self-esteem
Ryder Brown
Yeah probably right.
Oliver Barnes
fucking same...
i love em so much, but i just feel so awkward saying it (since i never do)
Aaron Edwards
>By the time you're 25 you won't be in good shape anymore
Haha I look better than I did when you told me that cocksucker
Benjamin Brooks
Strange that they would say something like that. Are they fat?
Henry Wright
i only do it when i haven't seen them for a while
Lincoln Reyes
I never told anyone I love them. I keep it all bottled up inside, but I'm sure maybe someday someone will open my heart up like a nice can of Monster Energy Zero Ultra.
Leo Martinez
>boomer parents
underage b&
Mason Brooks
>27
>Mom is honestly one of my best friends (i have plenty of friends, but have gotten super close with her recently)
>tell her i love her at least once a week
>dad is in and out of rehab for drinking
>see him twice a year at most
>maybe talk to him 4 times a year
>feel bad for him, wish i could help him but he wont help himself
>wish i could tell him i love him more but feels awkward
>im a dude with daddy issues apparently
>last i saw him he was pretty drunk changing my oil with me in my truck
>told me he always liked me the best because i wasnt afraid to get dirty
>brought a little tear to my eye
Leo Perez
>tfw long lanky none structure
No amount of lifting will cure this.
Jeremiah Nelson
>Dad, why is your penis so big and mine so small?
>Haha. Don't worry. You'll get that soon enough
One year later he started fucking me regularly
Cooper Richardson
I cant wait to be a boomer
Ethan Cooper
Kayden Morgan
fucking this
Matthew Wright
I miss my grandma so much.
Julian Mitchell
>your father just fed you too much as a baby
GODDAMMIT MOM AND DAD WHY DIDN'T YOU DRILL DISCIPLINE IN ME!
Chase Walker
My dad has never said this to me and he's a literal boomer (born 1946)
Ryder Davis
Not all parents are vocal, doesn't mean they don't think it
Noah Martinez
My parents told me they loved me constantly and I'm a total fuckup, so maybe he's on to something
Grayson Evans
underrated
Easton Cox
My parents, 1 boomer, 1 born during ww2, both said that to me when they were my current age. My Dad was 5'10 225 and potbellied.
I'm 6'2" 215 with 13 percent body fat...
Liam Lee
He never showed any interest in me and moved across the country to be with his new wife and daughter, then only tried coming back into my life when his wife left him.