Big Dick Problems

dick is so huge that
>when I lost virginity to gf, it hurt her so much and actually tore up her pussy a little, so that we had to wait almost 2 weeks before we could try again
>had problems fitting condom from a pack worth $7
>cannot trust too hard or fast, or else my gf will have her pussy ripped up again
>struggle to cum because I have to go very slow, sex mostly feels unpleasant for both of us
>she can't do blowjobs without it feeling uncomfortable with my dick hitting her teeth

Mine is 8 inches long and 6.5 inches wide. Trust me guys, you don't want a dick this big. I am actually looking for ways to downsize it
And she's not that small either at 5'6"

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the big dick isn't for her, it's for me

Nice larp

There's this thing called lube, they sell it at the store, faggot.

>6.5 inches wide
>wide
damn

just get a black gf and your dick will fit just fine

stfu
meant girth
I am too autistic to go into a sex shop
I wont leave my gf for a sheboon

Post a pic

not fitness. fuck off and kill yourself you tiny penis bitch. no bump.

reminder: sage, report and ignore role playing shit heads.

I'm assuming you're a burger, but here we can buy lube in literally every convinience store
t. German

I do believe that as I have friends with the same problem. Less girth is what you're looking for.

They sell lube at most places where they also sell condoms. You can even buy some that come with lube packets in the box even.
Such faggotry.

>wide
Sure senpai

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she was probably aroused cunt

>first time sec hurts a virgin
>condoms fit over fists and forearm
>op doesn't know how to put a condom on
>op never heard of lube
>op thinks his dick is too big

literally go to walmart and buy vaseline or lotion

Bullshit
>You can fit a fucking foot in a condom no problem, they are supposed to stretch and acommodate to all sizes
>A vagina can pop a fucking baby out, your penis is way smaller than a babys head, if you actually hurt her it wasn't because you had a big dick, she wasn't dilated or wet enough
>If the numbers you gave are true, yes you have a big dick, but not a Monster dick that would cause all the problems you mentioned

So, nice larp, now take your fantasy to /b/,Jow Forums or fucking reddit

she wasn't virgin
Didn't say that the condom didn't fit, but I struggled getting it on
They don't sell lube in normal stores

He obviously means circumference you autistic dumbass

>A vagina can pop a fucking baby out
>which doesn't hurt btw

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I get want you're saying. Normal condoms choke my dick like crazy.

Buy it on the internet you retards. The stores bill it to some random name, so it doesn't show on your bank statement, and the UPS man won't laugh in your face when you pick it up

Use coconut oil

>I am too autistic to go into a sex shop
it's not like you're going to suck your friends dick in front of you family

Im girthier than that and rarely cause problems that bad. I’ve seen a lot of blood and some tearing but I fuck pretty hard too. Lube up or maybe she has vaginismus, if she doesn’t have it now if she continues to be in pain it will only get worse and she’ll wind up with that condition eventually.

this, because water based is a scam and easily dries up

Why would such a person need a girlfriend if they are already that much of a pussy

>Im girthier than that and rarely cause problems that bad.
>every girl has the same vagina and you're larping OP faggot

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As someone with a dick that's almost as large (about .5 inches off on both dimensions) if you are in a long-term relationship with her she will eventually stretch a bit to accommodate you. Just use lube and try not to fuck her to death every time you do it. Over the course of about a year and perhaps a few hundred fucks she will loosen, it's just a fact unless she's got an elastic vagina.

I am 7 long and a bit more than 6.5 around. Thanks for the heads up I will tell you when I use it

Tell me when your dick can exert force outwards you idiot it fits but it also hurts in the condom

Did you not read what I said? Read up on that condition, it has completely fucked up my sex life at one point because it can take 6 months or longer to work through it. I’m giving him the only possible solutions I know to his problem - lube up like crazy or maybe she has that (since it’s not a condition many people seem to know about). Stopping being with the girl he loves cause of his dick is no solution.

>ITT dicklets
Enjoy your tiny cocks, woman needs at least 10x8 dick to reach vaginal orgasm

>t. tfw no gf Jow Forums virgin
height/frame/muscle mass are more important

jokes on you, i'm a baby maker not a pleaser

Yeah, I know some of those feels. I've torn my gf's pussy before, usually only takes a couple of days to heal tho, not two weeks.

On the other hand I've literally never worn a condom so I dunno if I'd have a problem with them fitting. Also I don't really like blowjobs much so my size has never been an issue. I've unironically got an 8x6, maybe a bit thicker if I'm super-hard