This fucking Indian cunt cured my sleep, how...

This fucking Indian cunt cured my sleep, how? He told me that sleeping East was best because of some orientation Vedic shit, well I was sleeping north which apparently was the worst position.

Guess what, second night of sleeping to east and I finally had uninterrupted 9 hours of sleep, and my nightmares? Gone. Had a beautiful dream tonight for the first time in years.

This is the video I watched btw: youtube.com/watch?v=SNdeNyI3SdQ

I know it sounds crazy, and maybe its placebo, but it helped.

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youtube.com/watch?v=RuJNUXT2a9U
isha.sadhguru.org/us/en/wisdom/article/why-we-do-what-we-do-sleeping-right
youtube.com/watch?v=nRSBaq3vAeY
bbc.com/news/science-environment-39054778
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

Thank you for your time user.

You are on the wrong board to discuss things like that, kiddo. What kind of replies are you expecting?

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its almost as if sleep is a mental thing

t will post

Ooga booga Ooga booga
*street shits*
bost bagene bb ooga booga

WTF

I've been having nightmares for weeks and woke up each morning with a sore chest and phlegum but lastnight I slept in a different roomand and my sleep was perfect, just checked now and I slept to the east last night while to the north before

Ooga booga?

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hang on fuck no that place is fucking crazy

and this retarded hindu pagan shit isnt?
go back street shitter

It's not really that hard to understand. The earth is the biggest magnet, obviously that is going to affect to minerals, ions, metals etc. that are in your body, blood, and tissues.

Shouldn't you do this over a period of time to test the results are consistent? Isn't that how an experiment is supposed to go before claiming something is true? Or was this the first notable thing thats happened in your life in awhile so you just had to fucking post it?

>eastlet

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>Or was this the first notable thing thats happened in your life in awhile so you just had to fucking post it?

>Guess what, second night of sleeping to east and I finally had uninterrupted 9 hours of sleep, and my nightmares? Gone. Had a beautiful dream tonight for the first time in years.

Can't you read, directionlet?

you sound a bad angry, perhaps trying sleeping to the east

I know you're trolling faggot but for the people that are gullible, it takes more than 2 experiments for the scientific community to say something is true. Faggot.

well it worked for me without even knowing before hand about it, these men are learned and wise. would take their advice over a scientist

>you can sleep well? must be genetic nothing you can do about it except pay me to cut open your brain for surgery

>can't sleep well?
>here's some meds.
>don't be a weak willed bitch and abuse them

so guys does it work or not?

real answers only btw

most of you faggots claiming insomnia can be cured by literally working and not staring at screen in bed/1h before bed

Can you? Ameripoo?

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not the op but it worked for me so must work, might not need it if you don't have nightmares already, I was having multiple ones per night

if i'm in australia which way do i face? west?

op here, I don't.

youtube.com/watch?v=RuJNUXT2a9U

>staring at screen in bed/1h before bed
is what makes me tired enough for a good sleep

thats not poo
thats greese

but it doesnt

it does for me
reading dumb shit on Jow Forums makes me tired

I fucking hope you are lifting to the West or Shiva will snap your shit up and nick your gains m8

>pagan
>subtly implying christianity aint as stupid

noice

for southern hemisphere, anything but south is ok

>worshipping trees and taking dmt to connect with space aliens
>attending mass to connect with the highest power

>subtly implying

this never happend

whys it like that for the south surely it would just be inverted

Dont forget about a hefty donation to ensute the results are very neutral and scientific

isha.sadhguru.org/us/en/wisdom/article/why-we-do-what-we-do-sleeping-right

just following the man himself's advice

But all you've done is state the two seperate beliefs, in different tones, with no reason for us to pick one over the other except your own personal evaluations of them.

You see that, right?

btfo science fags, science is a corrupt market made by political influence, power and money, its so biased. Imagine living your life based on online journals lol.

Anecdotal person evidence > ur faggy science journals

>implying science isn't anything but the most ignorant religion designed to chain the masses into conformity and weaken their bodies, minds and souls

ok..

all good brah i'm just making sure bc i reckon i'll try this tonight

>because I don't believe in fucking chakras OR virgin births I must be a "scientist"

sorry you can't draw your own conclusions man

If you want to try out another posturing trick from the mystics, try the pic related pose for a couple minutes a day, same concept as the sleeping position but inverted posture

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>worshipping trees is still the same as trying to live according to the universal law

how?

You're doing the same thing again. You're assuming your personal beliefs are absolute while offering no non circular reasons that they are.

At least trees are tangible honestly. I don't worship anything but if I had to I'd rather worship something that I could be sure was real.

how what my dude

>implying tress shouldn't be worshipped
anglo fag detected

how you get your ass up there, tried it and couldn't

cheers mate i'm really getting into all this spiritual stuff lately

>like this pic my dude
You most likely won't be straight lined for a few months, it will be crooked as hell at first. But it feels good.

Np man, I always advocate for yoga poses, they make you feel amazing. The pose is called "Sarvangasana" or shoulder stand in english

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this must be what the saying
''got out of the wrong side of bed this morning'' meant

our ancestors were wise but autistic scientists ruined it

this

Silly pajeet trying to do Feng shui

wait STOP
someone now told me that I was originally sleeping north when I was having the nightmares, going to have to get a compass to confirm

*originally sleeping east

Wow, it's almost like a placebo his a powerful drug.

>can never sleep naturally again
yeah good idea

i don't thnk you have realised what placebo implies
if you give a sick person a plecbo, they don't just 'feel' better, they are(!) better
measurbly
with blood test and all
they heal because they think it happens

consciouness is most powerfull thing in the universe

the united cope of america

where to read more about this?

Is it head to the east or feet to the east???

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Head to the east.

east doesn't work for everyone, you have to calculate your kua number and then you can find out the best direction for your sleep based on your birth element (note that in feng shui there are 5 elements)

Fugg pretty sure my head is to the NW

placebo or supernatural things in general?
"The Sense Of Being Stared At", a book, m ight be a good start for a beginner

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I agree, I slept north for ages and had a shit life, sleeping east makes me feel 100x better. Literally voodoo tier m8

imagine being this retarded

Just checked, I sleep to the east. Feels good brehs

this but unironically, sleep to the east bros, sun wakes with you to which is nice.

based

east lets when will they learn

Is this a new onion meme?

>he isn't sleeping to the east for maximum Vedic gains

never gonna make it lads.

youtube.com/watch?v=nRSBaq3vAeY

believe me the rabbit hole goes far, reality is simply an illusion of our mind and what is what we believe

im sleeping towards the east and I feel like shit

are u sure?

you need to have a routine in check, im op, I take zma and all those sleep aids but since going east.. oooff

FALSEFLAG
I've been sleeping to the North for years and I've learned to fight the sleepdemons that attack me in paralysis episodes, you're just weakwilled.
शिव रक्षति मां ॐ ॐ ॐ ॐ

Bullshit

>jewish non-white slave morality creation
>highest power
>implying all other religions are "worshiping trees"
t. brainlet

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Not op but works for me

Thiiiis

>sometimes wake up with panic attacks
>open compass
>head is literally pointed North 00

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fug lad that's the worst position.

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My sleeping direction ages 7-18

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better try east today

lmao these:

They are the same thing you goddamn idiot

bbc.com/news/science-environment-39054778

""""""""""Science""""""""""" is a hoax

t. 70 iq

is lifting with 4 arms and your kundalini unlocked natty?

I've been doing east the past couple of months feels much better man (I'm 28 now)

this

nice man

Been having terrible sleep this past year, just checked and my head is towards the north.

time to go east

>not having your head to the south
Enjoy your shit sleep gains loser

>tfw wondering why I can only sleep on my right side ever since I moved to this house
>get compass
>its to the east

woah

just reoriented my bed bros
gains and good sleep from now on