right this is the closest board on Jow Forums relating to health so here it goes
for the love of fuck, please don't do meth, no i don't give a shit about the "long term effects of health" or legality or any of that horse shit, i'm talking about the short term effects, the ones that'll scar both your body, mind and everyone else around you the most. here's how it went >be me 19 years old, half a week ago, bit of a dyel >got sick and tired of being forgetful, lacking attention, and motivation >bit of background story is that i live in a third world shithole especially a bad part of it where police intervention is non-extistant unless we're talking about full blown murder/theft >go to the gym everyday, it has a couple of cool guys but also a fair amount of assholes, one of the cool guys is well just call him "local nigger" >local nigger practices MMA, has been lifting for years, somewhere around 186cm (6'2 by amerifat standards?) or so; saw him in a couple of fights against the assholes, tough fucker knows how to fight >enough background >one day i learn that drugs can help with cognitive capabilities, focus and sometimes even physical capabilities >fuck_it.png >one of my neighbors cooks meth >what a fucking convenience >buy some >sitting at 7AM (minutes before going to jog, then hit the gym) pondering whether i should or should not really do this >hit the shit >bring some more in the gym bag >feel a bit of nothing for the first few min >but as soon as i started jogging feel some fucking euphoria >this shit is better than an orgasm >for some reason my jog became a full blown sprint >i never knew i could sprint this fucking fast >never had to fucking stop or decrease the pace, full time sprinting >finish my jog and arrive at the gym, last time i sprinted it was a 15 minute record, now it's 7
continuing >feel i'm about to collapse >sit on the curb for a bit, go in the gym, start doing routine >background about the gym: it has a huge glass front with it's shitty bootleg logo written on it >finish routine, not sore, not tired >shower time >decide to hit more meth >sneak in some from the gym bag >hit at least twice the amount from the last time >oh my fuck >more euphoria >HUGE boner >giggling for no reason >fidgeting like a motherfucker >for some reason i finished my shower in less than two minutes >go out >people can see there's something wrong with me >realize i'm fucking naked and haven't used the bathrobe >before we change our clothes, one of the gym assholes and his boyfriend decides it's the day they fuck with this shitty little dyel >kicks in my gym bag >"what's in it" he says >i can't let these faggots know i'm doing meth >shit what do i do >he starts reaching out to it, probably to do the good old "flip it and empty it and laugh at the guy" mid school shit >fear mixed with highness mixed with adrenaline >give the guy the biggest, fastest, hardest fucking punch i've ever given someone in my life, happens to be right in the side of the jaw >meth kicks in even, fell all my body tingling >dude's knocked out cold >instantly his friend begins to fight me >people in the locker room instigating the fight >i've never been more violent in my life >fist fight turns into wrestling and the only thing i know is that i'm topping the poor guy and giving him the beating of his life despite me being the dyel >he's still resisting but exhausted as fuck >nearly grab the towel and try to strangulate him >realize midfight this is too fucking fun >can hear local nigger coming up fast on the locker room yelling what's going on cont
Xavier Peterson
>his face changes from "determined to fight" to "holy fucking hell what's going on in here" as soon as he sees a knocked out guy, and a naked hairy lanklet dyel with an uncut erected dick full-face-garroting a poor dude who is doing a muffled whimper through the towel >give him the literal pic related look >now he looks even more concerned and possibly scared >proceed on my violence with that face >quickly wear the pre shower filthy shorts and tanktop and try to run the fuck home >it's the local nigger and he blocks the literal path >gives me the "wtf u disturbin the peace man and you need to stay here and until we figure out what the hell happened between you" wannabe cop speech and all that horse shit >i'm sure as shit not fighting that guy but i also need to fucking head home >can't talk, can't stay, too methed and adrenalined >no choice >it's the glass front >throw gym bag as hard as possible on it >makes the biggest glass hole i've ever seen >run through it >nigger tries to chase me for what seems to be an eternity (but it's probably like 4 minutes) >glad nobody knows my home location
MORAL: DO NOT FUCKING DO DRUGS NOW I CAN'T EVEN VISIT THE ONLY GYM I HAD LEFT IN THE TOWN (IM ALREADY BANNED FROM THE OTHER TWO)
Jesus christ you shouldnt have taken more hits faggit. You would think hey im new to this let me fucking ease myself in. Also your banned from 2 other gyms you must be a real piece of shit already doesnt surprise me you over did it on the meth dipshit
Owen Green
>I'm an irresponsible fucking retard so here's why you should never do X lmao neck yourself sandnigger
Liam Perez
i would've probably never done it if i wasn't high, probably would've ignored them like i always do
Yes you fucking retard, doing meth for the first time and going to a public place is irresponsible as fuck. You didn't do nearly enough research and you're a complete fucking retard which is to be expected since you live in a literal shithole but try to fucking think
>HEY DUDE SO I STARTED THE ENGINE AND DROVE TO A HIGHWAY AND CRASHED ALMOST INSTANTLY BECAUSE I HAVE NO IDEA HOW CARS WORK, NEVER DRIVE PEOPLE STAY SAFE THOSE THINGS ARE SUPER DANGEROUS
Joseph Young
>give him the literal pic related look Jesus Christ user.
first gym, hit the receptionist in the face by using 1kg weight as a frisbee then beating his brother with a chair, don't ask why, long story
second one, i had a plan to cut the power off the gym at night, sneak in and molest one of those girls who use the treadmills exclusively, so i've cut the power but got busted when some faggot saw me sneaking in from the backdoor and flashed a light at me, i think they saw the green light the gen 2 NVG makes when i wore it, ran away never came back again, i think they recognized me
Tyler Hill
>i had a plan to cut the power off the gym at night, sneak in and molest one of those girls who use the treadmills What the fuck?
what do you call them? cardiobunnies? yeah those bought a pair of shitty milsurp night goggles, they kinda worked but i think their faggy ass light was the reason i got caught
Bentley Collins
I don't care how long the story is, why the fuck did you lob a weight at the receptionist and proceed to beat his brother up? Wtf?
Leaving aside the ethics of what you wanted to do, why didn't you just use an eyepatch to keep one of your eyes adjusted to the dark instead of buying milsurp night-vision goggles?
jesus christ what the fuck. I always wondered how third world countries stayed shitholes for so long; all people are generally rational, how long could it really take to create improvement in a society?
But now I know why this isn't true. OP you are the epitome of the dumbass third worlder. Shit like this is why your country is still a dump. Please don't ever come to a developed nation lest you drag it down to your level.
Your posts are probably the single greatest argument against increasing immigration quotas.
Dylan White
I'm not going to lie, anyone who puts in that much effort deserves to cop a feel.
Parker Stewart
>people believe this pathetic larp his english would be subhuman-tier if anything he said was true
Kayden Rogers
you are a absolute caveman how can you even function in society???
Brandon Martinez
>ottomolestan
Sebastian Cox
Fuck, whatever, here goes. >receptionist is one of those greekaboos who idolise those ancient sports like disc throwing, wrestling, you know >especially disc throwing >he's also kind of a dick >one day i'm working out peacefully >finish set, go take a piss >come back, receptionist's brother thinks he's entitled to all of the gym >he takes my fucking bench, despite me having a bottle of water and a towel there >i tell him to fuck off my bench >pretend to pussy out >sneak out from behind him >try to give him a bench guillotine >slippery cunt slips to the side >grab chair and bash his head in >receptionist notices fight (he sure as shit isn't a dyel, but i really was fucking angry at that time) >i wanted to fight him out of anger but i couldn't take him head on >remember how you throw shit at those big fat niggers in hotline miami to kill them >also remember disc throwing >"YOU LIKE GREEK SPORTS?" >"FETCH THIS" >frisbee a 1kg plate >it actually fucking hits him >In the face >run >left my gymbag, water bottle and towel there
it is real but i wish it wasn't.
it was REALLY dark, as in blank dark, no way i'd see in there without a light source, even they had flashlights and phone torches.
It's already pretty bad, but given that you can't even grasp capitalization and punctuation yourself, I guess you expect him to write like if he was banging his dick on the keyboard.
Dylan Gutierrez
larp
Caleb Taylor
>his english would be subhuman-tier if anything he said was true Third worlders can't learn english using the internet.
Have you considered therapy, if it's even a possibility in your country? Sounds like you have some issues my friend. While I can understand (yet condemn) physical violence when people are fucking idiots and pricks, I don't think it'll ever be justifiable to go full fucking Mission Impossible with goddamn night vision to pinch some brapper in the trapper. Though I applaud your effort.
>for the love of fuck, please don't do meth, no i don't give a shit about the "long term effects of health" or legality or any of that horse shit, i'm talking about the short term effects, the ones that'll scar both your body, mind and everyone else around you the most. Wouldn't it have been better to have just done Gear? Rather than Meth? Least roids won't fuck you up like Meth.
Jose Walker
you have no idea how much i wish it was, now i have to somehow get my own homegym but i don't have the money
Robert Mitchell
>he expects people to give a flying fuck about capitalization and punctuation on Jow Forums instantly giving away his raging newfaggotry >he types like a retard in a typical non-native english speaker fashion, trying really hard to appear good work on forming your sentences my man, you fucking suck
>ad in >>receptionist notices fight (he sure as shit isn't a dyel, but i really was fucking angry at that time) >>i wanted to fight him out of anger but i couldn't take him head on >>remember how you throw shit at those big fat niggers in hotline miami to kill them >>also remember disc throwing >>"YOU LIKE GREEK SPORTS?" >>"FETCH THIS"
OP you blew it. Lamest fucking things I've ever heard. Larp harder next time
Kayden Rodriguez
OP is either: A) A master baiter B) The very epitome of subhuman nigger trash If it's B), I hope your nigger ass gets cancer and your subhuman country gets fucking nuked. Holy fucking shit how can anyone expect subhuman shitskins to be functioning members of society in first world countries when literally ALL OF THEM live in third world nigger shitholes. Doesn't that single fact say a lot about shitskins? There are so many of them, yet they can't even estabilish a single first world country.
Adam Rogers
honestly i wish, otherwise i wouldn't be setting up a damn gofundme for a homegym
what did i do that was so wrong? well aside from the rape attempt, are you jealous that i'm low inhib more than you?
Liam Stewart
OP where do you live, the UK?
Justin Phillips
lol setting up a gofundme for all your poor 3rd world nigger friends to donate a rupee or two. We all know you're full of shit bub just stop trying
Evan Ward
>what did i do that was so wrong? this is the reason africa is a shithole... here's a list: >tried to fucking drop a barbell on some guy's neck because he took your bench >beat the guy who took your bench with a chair >didn't even try to resolve the the whole bench thing with words like humans do >threw a plate at some guy's face, that can result in death >used drugs in the first place >genuinely think that beating people up for retarded reasons is justified fuck you
PROTIP: First time meth users should inject meth directly into their eyes. It gives a smoother more productive high than oral consumption. Don't listen to the JUST SAY NO jew.
But for real, anybody who takes meth (or any kind of stimulant) non-orally is a moron and deserves to have their life ruined.
Jordan Cooper
This shit is so fucking fake.
Probably same guy who claimed to have beat a guy half dead using a barbel and then beat up the female receptionist.
Nathan Mitchell
Bro, you wanted some psychedelics, not meth holy damn that story made me laugh thanks OP
