King of Manlets going to Amsterdam

Going to Amsterdam tomorrow.

I'm 180 (5'11), heard that the Dutch male average height is 185 (6'1)

How can I avoid being height mogged and still have a good time?

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DUDE WEED LMAO and forget your neurosis for little time and have nice day. amsterdam is godlike

You have the opportunity and privilege to go on vacation in another country. Enjoy the experience, don't be vain.

kanker

Amsterdam is full of shitskins and tourists. You’ll be the tallest one around.

I'm 195cm from Stockholm in Sweden, here I am about average height. When I was on holiday in Amsterdam I was massively heightmogged by I'd guess about 80% of the guys. Everywhere I looked I was chads who were over 2 meters tall, some even 2.10. Literally gave me a mild depression for the week until I cam home.

the average person in amsterdam isnt dutch

A-Are the girls as tall?

confirmed. I am italian 1.90 and am slightly taller than average, in amsterdam for party weekend and I felt like a child at the club

>italian
>1.90

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how tf are inbred dutch taller then literal swedes? also why haven't you people risen up against the literal population replacement that's happening in your country?

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Been there and it's not that bad. There are many other tourists, lots of south east asians, and negroes. You'll be fine

>replacement
anti immigration party is set to win the election this year
borders have been closed since early 2016
every mainstream party is turning tightening its immigration policy

let me guess you come from 56% land?

This. If you want a restaurant recommendation go to Prego Restaurant. It is away from the tourist shit places, has good food.

I am 1.80, I have a friend who is 1.90. Most girls are around 1.75-1.80

>a 1.90 cm italian

someones ancestors got GOTH'D

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Cant you just go on holiday without being a faggot?

AY THE BALLS ON THIS GUY

Witnessed

>be 5’9
>be in a club in spain
>pretty much every dude is taller than me
Statistics are bullshit.

Swedish is a second language- in their own country.

goddamn

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What? I lived in Spain for a couple years and they're all bald manlets.

dude any thing above 6'1 looks weird

nice

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witnessed.

f-fugg

Netherlands is literally hell for anyone who is short or ethnic. Clubs literally have a (illegal) height limit and bouncers will try to fight you if you try to get into a club as a sub 1.80cm male. If you're indian or asian, don't even bother, you will probably get spit on by the girls and the bouncers regularly beat up indian hawkers who happen to walk by on a busy saturday night. Bas Rutten(dutch UFC champion and ex- amsterdam bouncer) has tons of stories unexpecting tourists from asia or even just ethnics from around Europe who don't know the club culture in the country getting knocked the fuck out by bouncers.

There is only one place you will get into in Amsterdam if you're non-white or under 1.80, a place called bajan bistro, a club for carribeans but other ethnics are also welcome. Sadly the girls there are mixed caribbean and dutch so they are all above 1.70, they will probably spit on a short male too.

AWAITED IN VALHALLA

Don't bang a hooker, user.

sounds like fucking heaven, a place that beats the shit out of manlets and nigger ethnics? sounds fucking awesome

cursed sextils

OP here. Not an autist, I just don't like it when i get height mogged. Standing next to a tall guy makes all my other gains look like nothing and throws me off my game.

I just want some Dutch pussy, preferably without having to do any drugs

just wear boots and do dead hangs every night, you'll be consistently like 6'1 and honestly no one will consider you short at 6'1, even if everyone else are fucking giraffes

>I just want some Dutch pussy, preferably without having to do any drugs

This will be hard because Amsterdam has more tourists than actual dutch people.

>I just want some Dutch pussy
My friend went to Amsterdam last month, according to him men under 1.85 were spit on by girls.

>

Rep em

This 100%

I'm 175cm (5'9") in The Netherlands and I don't feel short.

based guido

Dutch girls are super easy if you're good-looking. I'm 5'9 and the girls I end up hooking up with most often are easily Dutch. I've never even been to the Netherlands.

I recommend some breweries. Troost is great; try the cerveza

better watch it moolies

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