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Daily reminder 'elon' is a lifetime actor chosen to be the figurehead of the government sponsored electric motor corporation and spokesperson for plebbit tier scientism evangelism.

It's already fixed, it's called follicle transplants and it's been around for decades..just a question of how rich you are.

follicle transplants isn't even that expensive

Not really. If the women he hooked up with after losing the sexbot were boring and vanilla, he may have thought it was worth the trouble that came with being married to a psycho sexbot. Apparently it wasn't or he simply couldn't control the situation. Same with Amber Heard. Probably lots of fun freaky sex but ultimately he has a beta personality that makes women dry up like the Sahara.

it's like $2000 USD for an alright surgeon per square inch (english inches)

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>bragging about someone else (who isn't you) on the internet who is only successful due to being genetically gifted
laughing at your life

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many people as smart as him, few as courageous.

there's maybe 1000 people in the world as smart as him, 200 born in a first world country, and maybe 5-10 who were also lucky enough to succeed

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>believing in luck
never gonna make it brainlet

>just work hard and you'll get rich
Can't tell if boomer or underage

Its 2k$ for a total reconstruction in Turkey

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Shave that shit.

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I bet you would eat his lumpy half-liquid shit if he served it to you on a plate

Probably cheaper than alimony.

What did he do that was so smart exactly? As far as I know he bought some stocks with daddies money and hit the jackpot.

Leeches the success of astrophysicists and engineers that work for him so people can say "omg guyzz did u hear what musk did with those rocketzz!?"

*Damn*, Kevin Spacey looks like THAT?

>there's maybe 1000 people in the world as smart as him
based retard

>implying there are intelligent third worlders

4-15k. I don't know about you but even the low end would give most people pause.

Elon is an artificially constructed idol for lumpenproles who work in an office cubicle for 45 years, watching videos of other proles mod nerf guns and develop "man caves" whose entire lives are predicted by a script on Amazon and is as much of a fictional character as Tony Stark is.

I pity Americans who can't take a trip to Turkey and get their whole head done for 3k

Wow, you mean all I have to do is travel to an unstable country that recently had a false-flag coup to imprison or kill dissidents? I might as well save on the air cost and go to Mexico.

elon is literally one of the main guys turning the tech industry into a meme where all the "smart nerds" just sell the idea of tech not the actual tech

>wouldnt it be cool to go to mars? invest in my company!!!
>isnt AI? invest in my company!
>DUDE WE ARE LIVING IN A SIMULATION

Turkey is the capital of the world for hair transplants, they'll probably do a better job for 3k than anything you can get in the US.
My condolences on the mental retardation and Jow Forums faggotry, and the lack of hair of course.

If it’s that easy why aren’t more people doing it?

U r one dense brainlet aren’t u?

yea but then I need to take fin for life.

she divorced him twice and took his money twice, there's no excuse

I bet your ass it's not even a transplant but a hair system, he can afford the best for millions of life times every day.

Transplant is hit and miss depending on the genetics.

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Imagine believing this.

>can't afford to waste 15k

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definitely transplant, Elon isn't the kind of guy to bother with a hair system

We'll see. At the rate at which Tesla is losing money and he's divorcing, he'll be broke by 2020.

>Jow Forums faggotry

Prove that anything I said didn't happen, I'll wait.

That's a lot of literal human slaves I could buy. Seems wasteful.