/30+ General/

>33 in a month's time
Not doing to bad, hit a plateau and due to moving to a new house I don't have access to the station gym I did as before. All I've got is some 15kg dumbbells and they are baby weight. Can feel my gains slipping away. Might move onto hypertrophyixed with some swimming and lean out untill I can find a gym for winter then bulk like a sick cunt.
Went to my best friends wedding the other weekend. So proud of her, I can't put it into words but she made it. Nice warm feels.

>tfw turing 30 im a couple months
>just bought a house (moving in this week)
>desire to mow intensifies

Listen up bisexuals. I am at my prime! I get so much pusy, gooks attack me with chopsticks yelling 沙丁鱼男人! A single shrug could crush any of your weedy little heads within gap of my traps. Pic related.
Call me boomer all you want. The only thing booming is the beady eyes of lesser homo sapiens when they spot a glimpse of my rippling levator scapulae glistening in the sun.
I invite you to open your söy holes wide as I unzip kiddos and maybe you'll get a taste of trickle down alpha.

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theres a guy down the bottom who is the opposite

Thanks breh y-you toom. As a manlet dyel boomer I am basically a walking meme convergence and Jow Forums has become my favorite part of this Sardinian fishnet mending pattern image board.

Why are you happy for some roastie who was BLACKED before while you were attending her wedding with warm feels? Are you an incel by any chance buddy?

>How's life treating you and what have you accomplished through this phase of your life?

I don't want to brag but I'm 31 soon
>licensed electrician, aboveground/underground lineman
>bachelor in electrical engineering
>did a stint in the army as a medic, part time now as a Sgt. for a local base
>own house at 25, riding lawn mower and all for 1.25 acres, built my own house
>4 kids (3 sons, 1 daughter), bangin wife
>metal and woodworking shop in garage, built most of the furniture I live on, built sons a triple bunk bed because I believe sharing a room is important
>daughter gets her own room
>1983 Chevy Monza being restored at the moment
>comfy "office" space with more furniture I made, built a PC and shitpost on it for fun, full library holding 1021 books spanning from Homer to Hemingway
>write poetry and have a short story and poetry book being published soon with illustrations done by the wife
>wife is a lawyer, but is now a stay-at-home mother until the youngest starts full time school
>own an apartment building, collect rent monthly
>fell for the micro-adventure meme when I had a family, will go out almost every other day into the wilderness with my kids, shit like shooting and fishing or overnight camping or even camping in a car for fun

>despite all of this i still have flaws like alcoholism and smoking

There's already one of these cancerous general threads you faggot

39 with a "dad bod" here. I absolutely love the fact that I effortlessly mop all the 18+ pussy while young pups more Jow Forums than I am are visibly aggravated by this, because they think they should be getting laid easier thanks to their wirey fag bodies and gay millennial/zoomer haircuts. Stay mad junior, at least until you're between 35-55 and have finally earned your pick of the hen pit.

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Epic LARP bruh xD

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Gonna go ahead and guess you look close to mid-40's thanks to all that.

i r8 8/8

I had one the past two days. I feel like they are formulated primarily to give you a withdrawal low feeling 24 hours later, so you crave more and drink daily.

>muh "any new meme is cancer" meme

Senior Fitizen checking in, 52. Life is grand, despite not really thinking about that whole life goes on thing when younger, things worked out. Fat (275) to fit (160) (for an old guy) couple of years ago. Keto, lifting, no cardio. Damn cardio.

Nice job grampsanon - is160lbs the lightest you've been in your adult life? That's the exact weight that my 40yo genx ass wants to be

as a 52 year old, what brought you to fit, and why do you stay?
honest question.

can some drawfag please fix his left arm.

I'm doing great! I got a house on a beautiful, private street by the lake and I'm currently renovating it. I went from being obese and 365 lbs to 223 lbs so far. I'm really looking forward to having a huge garden to grow lots of veggies.

Still a virgin though. I hope I can find someone after I get surgery.

>33yo
>185lbs
>2pl8 3x10 bench today

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Flirted with a 20 year old today, now I'm going on a date with her. Told her I was 22 but I'm actually 29.

33, I think after 3 years I finally fixed my right elbow, started doing cardio on off days, but fucking shit how much I hate it...

>30
>skinny fat
>I shave and get carded
>restoring an 85 vw vanagon
>I'm a groundskeeper for a church camp during evening
>I make hearing aids and hearing protection with 3D printers during the day.
>pretty chill wife
>I don't smoke, I don't drink
>oilily skin so I look like a college kid.
>life is good breh's

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My insomnia is killing me. I make 98% of my workouts but I had literally no sleep last night and have to miss today. Really annoyed about it.

33. I used to joke about millennials, until I checked Gen Y was renamed millennials, I don't know why you insist people in their 30s are boomers, but I'm ok with it.
Lately I started to divide millennials in 3 groups: millennials (me here), tardomillenials (late millennials) and retard-o-millennials (these ones are easy to spot).
Anyway, back to the thread. I tend to see the bad things anywhere (other people would delude themselves thinking they are demanding) but I'm also optimistic.
I can say I have a better life than my parents, although I haven't make it yet. I can barely maintain myself financially, but it looks like it is going to get slowly better. I live alone since 25, and have not social motivation at all.
I have accomplished none, but I didn't intended.
Last sunday my mother decided that there is no use to call me everyday to check on me, although she wants to, I guess that's an accomplishment.

start now

Absolutely dreadful, everything went downhill after 25. It probably has more to do with the fact that my LTR ended when I was 24 and once I had no one left in my life who motivated me to keep my shit together I stopped caring about every aspect in my life (except maybe fitness). What I can say is that at 31 I still feel like I'm making decent gains, it's just that physical appearance becomes a bit less important and I'm still lacking in the career / financial independence department. I never finished my degree and have no notable skills or qualifications. I'm trying to learn skills or find ways to make a living, but it's not working too well yet.

fox your sleep m8

Stay strong, user

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>electrician
>degree in electrical engineering
kek, why would you be an electrician if you went to school for electrical engineering

not 30 yet, gonna be 28 in a few weeks
>been electrician for 10 years
>traveled a bit
>no house, not sure what state im even gonna end up in.
>going to have an accounting degree when i turn 30, plan on starting a bookkeeping business before then
>no kids or wife, just gf
>car paid off, might buy another soon.

things sound like i have them kind of figured out when i type it out like this but i dont feel like an adult

35 europoor, lived with gf for 4 years, recently moved to a new town. Software engineer, she is a doctor. No kids so we have a lot of disposable income, can't complain. Haven't been going to the gym much since moving, instead I've started running again. Just got home from my lunch run, 5km in 22 minutes. Hope to hit the magic 20 minute mark before my knees explode. Starting to get a bit into triathlon too, which I guess is a total boomer hobby. Need to work on my front crawl.

holy fucking shit what a read

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r u stupid or gay or both?

kek

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30 and teaching English in worst Korea. Been here a while and have fucked my resume for when I go back home, but life here is pretty comfy desu. No complaints.

33 yo boomer here. I've gone from a 265 fatass to sub 200 pounds with a bit of muscle. It turns out I was a decent looking guy under all that fat. Had a few one night stands but now I think every girl likes me so I've embarrassed myself plenty of times trying to get younger girls or girls out of my league. I have no shame though.

why do old people get up at like 5am to go to the gym? don't they sleep?

> Will be 30 in a few months.
> In a LDR with my high-school sweetheart.
> Told her I will marry her after I succeed with my business.
> Been running my own business for 7 years. A lot of ups and downs. Nearly got broken twice. Nearly given up twice. But everything seems to be great now. I believe I could make it really big.
> I am from a thirdworld country and a poor family though. So it is always really hard for me. And I started everything all by myself.
> My gf is a doctor in the US now. And the only thing I have to offer her is my ambition and my fit body. My ambition will not end with the business, I will try to join the politics game as well.
> At least I am good looking and tall and fit. I somehow have achieved the body I want.
> I dont have real friends although my social skill is good. Everybody in my country would ridicule me if they heard what I just wrote here.

74 years old just broke up with the wife of 51 years and moving out with my grandson Kartson. Tuscon, Arizona and I ain't afraid of poppin' 4 V's to get the P in Va-G. Still diddly 2 and a 1/2 dishes.

Just got home from the gym in my new truck I got with my promotion, body feels sore and great, having a post workout beer and sandwich loaded with meats, then gonna wake up my kid and play with him a little while.

Boomerlife is comfy as fuck.

I got there once before, just once, in '94 - it was much easier then, I assure you.

When I decided I was tired of being fat, weak and old a couple of years back, I looked everywhere for information. Including here. After doing the wheat/chaff sort, there can be good info and inspiration in /fit. I come back because I'm not done! And rarely, just sometimes, I can pass on to the Whelplings, that you're gonna make it.

>74 years old
w
t
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>get up
lel
i have to be at work at 5
we get up early because it helps us utilize the potential of a given day

LMSW making $72k, engaged to a psychologist who is making $60k part time group practice, have +$250,000 in savings thanks to her grandparents, have a beautiful healthy 7 month old baby boy who is awesome to grow along with, unfortunately renting a two bed two bath in BK (it’s yuge) and paying $2600 for it. Life is great

Still here after 30? Pathetic.

t. 29 year old zoomer

Lmao she has been fucking white boys ever since she understood that she won't face any social stigma over there. She is under pressure now to marry some rich gora virgin that her parents picked out for her while you are wanking off to south Indian navel porn. You want her, you need to do something about her, faggot.

Tell me about your tattoos and other regrettable life choices

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regret not getting off my ass til i was 24. coulda done it like 7 years sooner. lemme tell you it was embarassing going clubbing first time in mid 20s, first real life crush, first pathetic i love you confession. felt dirty losing virginity even though i lied and said i wasn't. shoulda got all it done a decade sooner like everyone else. regret not beating the shit out of my dad sooner because by the time i did it he was in his mid 50s, had a heart attack and went christian, and refused to fight back. but whatevs. he never hit someone who can fight back either.

>28
>have fucked only 2 grils
>everybody around me is giving me that hurr when are you gonna marry?

How do I deal with this? I'm like 99% sure that I would cheat any gril rn if given a chance because of that missed-out feeling.

Are you my brother by any chance? When our parents die i'll have to pay for you lazy ass

At least you have a job gramps.
I got memed into college and regret it so much.
Now I've got a doctorate degree when all I want is to have done a trade or enlist.
I can never forgive myself for taking the money my parents offered me.

>that missed-out feeling.

Thats what the internet does to you. Thats why zoomers can't have relationships anymore.

Don't be a zoomer, don't throw away something because there "could be something better".
Settle down, embrace the boomerism

1980s baby

Advanced degree in economics, work in financial reg, hot wife, 1st baby on way, she is nurse. Just bought house in nice close commute to city job.

Been lifting 20+ yrs just keepi.g nice shape, never all crazy keeping notes on lifts or counting macros etc. But always good shape and always wanting to cut (6 ft, 175-180lb, ~15% bf, want ~12%). But have bicuspid aortic valve I was born with and doc says stop with heavy ligts due to BP spikes, so adjusting to light weight high rep, and on damn pills to prevent side effects of condition to avoid surgery. But other than that healthy and fit

Just applied to promotion

Pic job related - outline of some code

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Dr degree in what? I also have a phd and have enjoyed both of my post phd jobs

PharmD professional doctorate of pharmacy.
Just enough education to block me from doing anything else but working retail pharmacy.

30 YO here
I have the better body i've ever had
Single
Have own company
Getting laid with 6 and 7, above 8 want me to have a relationship, 6 and 7 know i only use them for sex, so it's perfect

Doing great

i feel lonely sometimes tho'

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>30yo
>lost 80 pounds and got fit in the past two years
>getting fit turned my life around and I finally have a career in IT after a decade of fucking around and being a fat, lazy, cynical piece of shit
>starting at the bottom right now but it's better than manual labor
>buying a house next year with the wife

Feels good

Just turned 30, I'm actually ok with my life except from my ability to maintain an erection.

Can't even get real solid anymore either, it's just like a harder than usual semi boner.

Don't know if it's irreparable damage or what. Feels bad man

31 year old boomer here. Turning 32 on sat.

>Only just starting to earn good money
>Built fat because I gym but don't eat amazing
>Would be easier to get girls but currently volcel because Christianity.
>Generally feel more confident in my own skin.

My advice to 20 year old Gen X is that they should work towards career, go to church and look after their health and they will be happy when they hit 30 and become boomers

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start sleeping naked m8... worked for me

>washing dishes and cleaning the house and walking the dog on the daily
I guess I'm a boomer now, at 21 years of age.

> 38 year old greyballs boomer here
> always really cardio fit due to mountain biking addiction, but pretty much skinny fat upper body wise
> have 4 kids, happily married, great and rewarding career
> at 35 notice in family photo I look like a T-rex; all legs and no upper body
> google around on proven weight lifting techniques; NEVER lifted weights seriously before
> unironically find Jow Forums Jow Forums, and never really looked at Jow Forums before due to hearing scary shit
> change my life
> go with SS for 6 months, add curls and pullups
> hit 1/2/3/4 after one year
> feelsgreatman.jpeg
> just yesterday went to local pool water park with my 2 youngest daughters age 3 & 5
> my girls are jumping in the water and splashing me and having a blast
> 4 teenage 17-18 year old girls swim close and tell me my kids are cute.
> hot as fuck blonde of the group looks me square in the eye and says "Can you be my daddy?"
> I shit you not exactly as I wrote
> I know they are just dumb girls but not once in my entire life has that ever happened;
> Jow Forums is the shit and changed my life
> than you Mongolian basket weaving forum!

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>25
no job
>shit with women
>still living at home

does it get better bros, or should i just call it now? i get on well with my mom, but i still feel like she'd be better off without me (financially at least)

and i can't even greentext properly apparently

I believe in you, user

>turned 40 last year
>dropped out of HS at 16, GED at 18 (fuck you Illinois)
>Joined Navy at 19
>Laid pipe all over the med. left the Navy by age 23 as an E5. fucking politics of it all sucked
>Hired by major US utility, starting wage $27/hr in 2002 - max out 401(k) and buy one stupid big thing every year since. First year was a Sea-Dweller 4000 16600 cause why the fuck not?
>Make $48/hr now with zero formal education and guaranteed overtime when I want it. Average $150k/yr. Only really work hard on day shift (one week a month), nights is all movie time with work-bros and bbqing
>On track to retire and do fuck all by age 50 following the 4% rule
>Will expat to some small country to maximize retirement and lay more pipe until death.
pic is the only ship I was on. good feels.

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Going before work is a million times better than going after work with all the zoomer fags

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I turn 30 in 6 months
I literally never had a gf

>74 years old
>only 2.5 dish
Lmaoing at yr life whippersnapper

You guys hiring?
How can I get this job?

>You guys hiring?
>How can I get this job?
Most utilities, power producers, are hiring all the time. Too many people don't take time to prepare for an interview or study for take the pre-employent tests. No idea why desu. Just fucking lazy shitbirds I assume.
Look up TVA, Southern Company, Duke Energy, Calpine, Dominion etc... They all hire off the street guys if you have the brains to interview well and pass a few tests.