So, do you want to talk about last night, user?

>So, do you want to talk about last night, user?

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>haha your napkin looks like a penis in your thumbnail
How'd I do fellas

>*rests elbows on table*
>"We can talk about last night after we talk about those eyes. Simply divine."

It's that easy

Boomer posts incoming and they will be well deserved

Who the fuck are you, and what the fuck are you wearing on your head?

No. Where's my food?

I'd just flex a 'cep and say something along the lines of how about we talk about this for a start? Then again I'm not autistic and I know what girls want.

Not now. Gotta give those vocal chords a rest after you screamed my name over and over while we bam-bam’d the ham last night, honey.

>just one pierced nipple
I can deal with the hot topic shit on her head but that is over the line

no i have to go to the gym can you leave or do i need to wait for you to hurry up?

Yeah girls are just falling over themselves to talk about their own eyes.
Give a girl an opportunity to talk about her eyes and shes basically sucked your cock already.
Simply divine.

those are shitskin eyes lmfao

Yes, your thoughts about Adolf Hitler are irrelevant to me, I love him and I'm not getting rid of the shrine. GOT IT?

In my life, itd go something like
>yeah why were you at chads house last night you stupid slut
Then shed leave me and id go back to playing vidya ans regreting all the money i spent on her

t.

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I literally had this convo yesterday morning and it went swimmingly.

Y'all gotta stop sabotaging yourselves.

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thats "Eat these eggs" tier

Totally agree look at my bone structure I'm skinny as they come if I can do it you can too get in there and push every set to fail

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I dunno I just couldn't fucking sleep

i thought the boomer meme was just a meme

but apparently you really do exist

When I said I was going to give you something long term, I meant AIDS.

When I said I was low T, I meant T cells.

When I said I was a positive guy I meant HIV

It's okay babe there are these pills that make it almost impossible to transfer HIV. If only I had swallowed those pills like you swallowed my HIV infested cum last night.

What's that? I'm a degenerate? The only thing I'm gambaling with is your life.

You'd be surprised, most girls don't mind that I have HIV. Mostly because I don't tell them.

Stop being so negative you can still have sex with me.

Look on the bright side kiddo, at least you'll die thin.

It's not all bad honey. Think about it. One more thing you can talk about with your gay friends.

I'm just kidding you don't have AIDS. You have HIV, which will soon turn into AIDS.

I thought that was a big pink dildo on her plate.

I haven't been coming to fit much the last 5 years. what is this boomer meme?

>your eyes... they're like blueberrries

Some dude made a thread one day saying
>that 30 year old guy at the gym
With a picture of a middle age looking wojack.
It devolved into everyone over 30 being a "baby boomer" implying theyre old as fuck

>"I swear, I thought she was legal!"

simply divine

What did you say?

Yikes, you made me renember THAT guy

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Lmao, straight to my pasta recipe folder

Tips fedora

you have to eat all the eggs

She has poo coloured eyes. Yuck

I spent last night counting macros and then I fell asleep face timing my gf. I made it boys

BOOMER YIEHHEWAAAAHH
BOOMER U.S.A.

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Stop trying to fit in grandpa

>Lady you are looking good today
>*walks away*

WOAAAAAAA WOAAAA YEAAAYEAAAAAAAAA WOA WOA WOA WOAA WOA WO WOAAAA

Is there any programming better than
AxBxAxx
BxAxBxx
Like would
ABxABxx work as well, if you ate more and got enough sleep? This 3 days a week nonsense is driving me crazy, I want to lift more often but want to know if that will stop progress.

"Yeah, sure, how did you feel about it?"
>I like you
"I like you too. So, what do you wanna do, like we can date, or just see ho-"
>Date, yeah
"Aight, there we go."

Sounds like autism but that's how it went. She a cutie tho so I'm ok with it.

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1A 2A 3A 1B 2B 3B X

do this with PPL or my personal fave, Chest/Back, Shoulder/Arms, Legs/Abs

>brown eyes
>divine

they are the mark of an animal

Yes. Then there's the natty master program

ABxCAxBCx

which most people will never get to experience since they're afraid of muh 9 day cycle when week is only 7 days long

Ok fit i need your help.I hooked up with a thot last night,we gonna fuck soon,please give me some tips im a virgin.Might fuck in my car so tips for that?

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>dating a girl sounds like autism
This is what this website has actually conditioned you to believe lmao