Mfw I thought getting fit would get me girls

>mfw I thought getting fit would get me girls
>mfw I thought getting top grade clothes would get me a gf
>mfw I thought getting a degree and my drivers licence would get me laid
>mfw I tought getting my teeth fixed with braces would get me a gf
>mfw I used some dick growth method to get a slightly bigger dick
>mfw
How the fuck are we ever supposed to make it bro's? The last 3.5 years of my life have just been a meme doing things like I listed, yet i know I am not a single step closer to any girls.

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how tall are you

Hey, how about instead of wasting your time doing all that superficial shit you go talk to some females?

Practice you dumb shit. You don't start talking to 9/10s, you grab the equivalent of what you were until you feel confident enough with girls around 7/10. Try nerdy/weird fat asses for a couple months.

Sounds like you forgot to do social lifts ya spaz

Unless you have tons of money, Having a handsome face is the only thing that will truly get you a girl that is only ugly or fat.

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How many times do we have to go through this. Male attractiveness is only the face and maybe height factors in a bit too, but that's it.

Don't lift for girls and don't take dating advice from a chad who never had to put any effort.

If u have a proven 'Dick growth method' you will be a billionaire soon.
Gf problem solved

Dick growth method?

5'11". I should just end it right?

Search andropenis, it's evidence based but takes a lot of effort and you get like +1.2 cm in 6 months non stop, which is impossible

I hoped they would just appear after doing al the shit above, but I meet so little females in a year, and I have no clue how to increase this.
I'm not some socially awkward fuck, my friends just have been the same for the last years (sadly)

how many girls have you talked to in these 3.5 years? dont tell me you havent been trying at all and waiting to be "le ebin perfect"

This is from this year, starting in september.
(all in age range)
1+2+4+1+1+1 = 10
Went on dates with 2 of those, both times it just didn't match.
I don't count small talk in the gym or shit like that

Note: these are new people i meet, i have like 5 female friends i regularly talk with.

>drivers license
don't know your country but what the fuck?

you're just trying to pretend being an alpha by doing everything that has a manly stamp on it. you obviously don't like being an alpha of that Lind so do what you like and don't give a fuck about anything else or let anyone tell you that you're doing something wrong. you'll be more confident and content with your Life and appear more manly without trying

Drop your location right now faggot

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You ever consider studying pick up artist shit, aka getting straight to the point of what you want, bitch?

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Idiot to get a gf all you need to do is be a normie bluepiller. You don't need to be attractive just not autistic.

Literally just start talking to women every day. You'll learn more from talking to one chick than from spending hours looking for the perfect outdfit, pickup line or workout.

Congratulations you're not a man but instead a fucking spiritual tranny

what'd ya use for making your peener bigger user

Do you not go out in public? It's easy as fuck to chat girls up in the grocery store.

Of course i go out in public, however what the fuck about 1 in 10 of the times i go to the store there is someone in age range (thanks boomers). And isn't it really weird to just walk up and ask a number?

I just figured i'd fake it till i make it

banging dumb thots is easy when you are fit and have shit you listed just act like you have some money too lmao even if they notice you are faking something they dont give fuck, they fake it all the time too. if we are talking about le i love you for who u are jii eff im afraid i cant help

Post your body.