How fit is your mom? Ostensibky everyone on Jow Forums claims to have a fat mom

How fit is your mom? Ostensibky everyone on Jow Forums claims to have a fat mom.

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she's fat and has been dieting since I was a baby as far as I can remember.

Sadly she died last year.
Thanks for reminding me.

I don't have a mom I wish I did maybe I wouldn't be so fucked up if I had someone here to make sure I'm not screwing around

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Mom's 300+ lb. dad is 400+

She goes to the gym and tries but she's fat and completely unable to not eat things she doesn't need.

Not fit at all. I even bought my parents a bowflex a few years ago (I fell for the meme) but my parents have literally never touched it. They don't give a shit if they drop dead before my wife and I give them grandkids. Fucking boomers.

>60
>looks 45
Health stuff all day every day from her.

>tfw your mom arm and chest mogs you

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Mom is on the upper range of normal BMI. Does meme diets, exercise is working out in the yard and walking with my niece.

She's 58 and looks pretty good for her age.

>those shirts
Based white trash.

My household income is $400,000 a year though..

>eat it raw
Oi what kinda shirt is that you cheeky plonker

Money don't make class.

You can still be white trash with money.
I know millionaire pikeys and they sure as fuck are as nasty as regular pikeys.

My mom just turned 60 this year. For the past 30 years she has biked 60+ kilos about three times a week during summer. In the winters she goes cross country skiing for 2 to 3 hours four times a week. Before i was born she used to do triathlons. So for her age shes in pretty good shape. It is literally an addiction for her though. She spent more time on that damn bike than raising us.

Mom is fit, looks years younger than she is.
Never heard the end of when I was in highschool.

Fair enough.

Weirdly enough, my mom was actually the most athletic in my family for a while. Definitely not the strongest, given that she is a girl, but she was and still really is into these gymnastic yoga exercises, and she is way more flexible than any of the guys in my family, including me.

skinny /lit/
no Jow Forums at all.

Cry some more faggot.

Mom did low carb 10 years ago and did incredible. A true inspiration. Lately she's been eating junk every night though according to Dad. Definitely looks obese now. But she's in her 60's so I understand.

I haven't seen or spoken to mine in two years but she's always been a skelly hypochondriac. Kind of looks like a ginger Olive Oyl from Popeye. She's batshit crazy and did me wrong but I'll always love her bc she's my mom.

She doesn't do any real exercise, just yoga. My friend described my parents as MILF and DILF

Shes a dumpy middle aged woman who has no desire to get fit despite spending hundreds of dollars from her husband on gym equipment.
Good for me though since now I don’t need to buy a gym membership when I come home from college.

Parents blame me being born for the two of them getting fat, then they made me fat

My mum works a job where she’s on her feet most of the day, and she does active stuff on weekends (like gardening or going for a walk), doesn’t eat fast food at all and cooks herself healthy meals. Wears a US size 8 mostly, doesn’t weigh herself, and goes by how her clothes fit as a measure of whether she needs to adjust her diet or not.

hideous

My mom was fit for a woman her age up until she retired. She's still skinny but way out of shape these days. I try to get her to go to the gym with me all the time but she always has an excuse

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>Ostensibly
You don't know what this word means.

IMAGINE

based kendra