Have anyone tried experimenting with workout machines that also function as auto-masturbators?

Have anyone tried experimenting with workout machines that also function as auto-masturbators?

I'll post a couple of pics to get an idea.

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Exhibit A: fleshlight bench

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i fucking hate this board

Exhibit B: Squat dildo

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Can I use a dildo I already have or do I need a special squat dildo for this one?

Funny but impractical. Should just stick a vibrator up your ass while doing squats or bench and see results.

No you need a metal one. For those villi gains.

Put me in the screencap

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Exhibit C: anal press

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Back in HS we used to put the pussy pad on the floor standing up like a dildo and go ass to grass I think the PE teacher saw me at one point and only cemented in his mind how much more of a faggot I was

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Special design just for OP; the cable dildo-row

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Need a cable that extends underneath and inserts into my anus as the one in my mouth comes out..for max test boosting properties.

It really is literally figuratively cancer.

Exhibit D: Urethral walks

>thinking "op is a faggot" means anything when you're on the gayest board

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Is there deep throat contraption that would squirt protein shake when you hit the goal?

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use 's idea

>hurr durr Jow Forums is gay
no you little shit, the whole no homo thing was precisely that because it was easy to mistake Jow Forums for gay because let's face it, to an outsider a man complimenting another mans muscle groups seems gay. That was the joke. It isn't "HAHA YEAH I'D LIKE TO SUCK THAT GUYS COCK AND HAVE DADDY BREED ME NO HOMO THO" like you humongous faggots think it is. Wish all of you would just fuck off back to /lgbt/

>election Jow Forumsedditor's opinion

no, I've just been here longer than two summers unlike you cocksuckers

"Welcome to Jow Forums"

Sure you did, welcome to Jow Forums.

No way could you aim that well enough

its 2018

That's why it improves form

you probably already use this one OP, you can also lay on it face first and curl it to force yourself to deep throat

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