>be me, dyel
>finish 5 mi run
>go get some food to eat
>qt3.14 cashier makes small talk
>"how's your day"
>"just finished up a run, that's why I'm all sweaty and gross right now"
>"haha you're not that bad, I get beet red when I run"
>"oh dang"
>"running is actually a really attractive sport"
Best I've got, please post more.
>Moved to different work section because more manpower needed for a week
>Enter meeting room with medium black coffee in hand
>Female coworker "That's a small cup for a big guy"
>"Thanks, you too"
It felt nice for the 2 seconds before I realized what I said.
You utterly destroyed her confidence in herself, don't worry
>thanks you too
4 U
>running is actually a really attractive sport
female autism
ITT: DELUSIONAL FAGGOTS WHO WEAR BRO TANKS AND BENCH LESS THAN THEIR BODY WEIGHT
>walk in gym near closing
>Not a lot of people there
>Girl my type is doing assisted pullups
>Niceass.webm
>At squat rack doing sets
>She comes over looking at weights but takes her time, doesn't even grab any
>Sitting down for a rest she walks by and smiles at me hard
>I check my heart rate on my Fitbit
I hate my autism
kek
It wad your last chance, buddy.
>Friday night
>with two other lads
>walking through park to get to car
>two girls encounter our party
>girl 1 grabs my arm and says "hey~"
>girl 2 says she wants to fuck me
>be me low level fighter
>next to no cave exploring experience
>reply "hey" and play it off cool but run away from encounter
>no help from magic user or bard
>0xp gained
Must have been extremely painful
roll an autism DC for me user
Bard clearly had song of discouragement active, user
>not spewing out "for you"
user, you unironically are never gonna make it
> pool party with gf and her friends
> only 8 ppl including us, all couples
> come in with drinks in one hand n bag of food in the other
> wearing a tank top n shorts
> "Wow user, u got big", "wow anons gf your bf is huge"
> hit the pool
> "fuck, what are ur secrets user"
> talk some bs about PPL
> one of the girls starts grabbing on me a bit, nothing serious just touching me on the back and sitting real close to me
> her bf who lifts and is 5'3 starts looking real jealous and keeps looking at my body
finally got a mire story, even tho im like barely out of dyel and more skinny fat than anything
>be me at weeb con
>hanging out with a couple people that work there
>making small talk
>some dude says he has a hidden talent of locating nipples on people on the first try
>pinches my nipple
>feelsweird.jpg
>dude says "oh wow that was unexpected"
>me: what?
>"youre one of those jacked dudes ay?"
>confusion.jpg
>say nothing
>couple hours later realize i got mired
>feelgoodman.jpg
Nice user. Routine and height?
>>be me low level fighter
>>next to no cave exploring experience
>>reply "hey" and play it off cool but run away from encounter
>>no help from magic user or bard
xp gained
haha so quirky
posting this to Jow Forums4chan, including me in the screenshot
>it’s ok if it’s ironic!
Kill yourself
>no fun allowed
did you wake up on the wrong side of the foam roller this morning?
>yesterday
>doing pullups
>the bar is right in front of a window
>during my third set, a large group of girls walks by
>see a few look shocked
>one girl flexes her bicep at me and does that "honk horn" motion
>i smile at her and she smiles back
feels good
>having the pull up bar right in front of the window
Can you imagine being this much of an attention seeking faggot?
yeah you're right. i shouldve moved the 200lb pullup/dip station someplace else in my gym so i wouldnt seem like some attention seeking faggot. my bad
imagine being this retarded
6'1.
My routine is currently fukd cuz I'm injured, but i run a Push, Pull, Leg + Arm day everyweek, if i have free time i will workout more.
Stats:
Ohp 75kg, Front squat 120kg, Backsquat 160kg, Deadlift 180kg
>was fat
>start lifting
>swim a lot
>join swim team because I am always swimming alongside the team and they notice me eventually
>1 month ago
>go to pool with friends including girls
>"user! I didn't even recognize you, wow!"
feelgoodman
>finally gain confidence to look people in the eye again when I'm walking on the street
>girls are all staring at me
>they all give me smiles even though i dont know them
>panic and start avoiding eye contact again
>used to be chubby stoner
>occasionally blaze with my dope dealer and his qt girlfriend
>she was always friendly but mostly indifferent towards me
>quit smoking weed, so didn't see much of them anymore
>start getting fit
>would run into her at the supermarket from time to time and she would always give me a friendly hello
>winter/spring months, so wearing heavy jackets or hoodies and she doesn't notice
>summer is here
>run into her while i'm wearing a tank top and shorts
>"jesus, user! who knew you had all that under all those clothes!"
My first ever mire, I-I'm actually making it
Fuck off bitter faggot
she wants you to cuck her
she wants him to fuck her husband?
>my grandma said i'm handsome
I'm out of this place, fuck you losers
This was back in Sophomore year of highschool, not a mire but a feelsgood.
>Be me
>In english class, teacher was always nice to me
>"Hey user, weren't you on the wrestling team last year?"
>"Uh yeah why?"
>"Where are you on the poster?"(Our school does poster things for all the sports teams)
>Proceed to point myself out in the back since i was a feshman
>I was really fat and chubby at the time (102.5 kg and i was only 14)
>Proceed to lose 70 pounds within that year timeframe
>"Holy crap user I didn't even recognize that as you, you've lost so much weight!"
>"T-thanks"
Felt good because that teacher was always nice to me
obviously
Do you even bench
unironically kill yourself retard
should have aborted yourself while you had the chance
This. Why do people fail to mention the most important lift to gauge how fit you are
>be me
>40 year old boomer dad
>wife sends me to buy some used bookshelf she found on craigslist
>get there and it's some college kid; hungry skelly hippie stoner with bad tats and white guy dreadlocks
>give him his $20 and go to pick up the bookshelf
>"hey let me help you with that"
>"nah I'm good" and I pick it up and set it on one shoulder
>"wow sir, you're really strong, I had to have my roommate help me carry that out here
>iknowyoudidbecauseyoureasoyboyfaggot.jpg
should have asked her if she found what she was looking for user
>get to 1/2/3/4.
>get no mires. From anyone.
>start test cycle. Get new wardrobe because big shoulders now.
>my clothes actually fit now
>more like 2/3/4/5 now
>leave courthouse after long trial.
>car full of high school girls start hollering at me.
>fat one yells “hey sexy!”
>cringe
>hot one says “you have no chance” to fat one
>mfw
I’m never quitting steroids.
Quit flat bench, hit 2 plate for 5 but only to machine press now
i really wanna believe in these stories cause manlets wont ever learn
did you fuck up your shoulder while benching?
Based hot friend
There's nothing I hate more than confident fat chicks, they're subhuman scum and it's an insult that they think they stand a chance. Betas will gas them up so they think they're goddesses.
Nah but it didn't help and cuz i got long af arms its just fucking annoying n not worth the risk. I fucked my shoulder being a labourer and having a 100kg box fall on me and having to fend it off from crushing me lol
>be fat tub of lard
>lost 30kg in the last six months
>coworker sees me and says way too loud "user, if you lose any more weight we won't see you anymore"
>feel stares of others
>dunno what to do
>finger pistol her and say thank you
i hate autism but it was nice to get a compliment
>>finally gain confidence to look people in the eye again when I'm walking on the street
This is the most important thing in the world. I hope you can get to this point again.
hahahahaha
too much pot for that dopehead
Salesman here, tips from someone who makes eye contact with strangers all day for a living.
Eye contact is one of the strongest ways to communicate with someone. By locking eyes for a few seconds and looking away for a few seconds REALLY helps. It is a sign on strength and it shows you are interested in what they have to say, even if you aren't listening.
I can also see peoples pupils dialate, these are nonverbal queues that help me read them.
So, just keep up with eye contact. Very important.
>pushbike to the gym
>waiting at crosswalk
>average turkslut tripplebacks at me while crossing
This was just today. Starting to see girls double back here and there if im looking for it in reflections ect.
Nice feels when you get a second look. But to be fair in the small village i live in im easily one of the largest.
I always double down when im killing a roach
>>dunno what to do
>>finger pistol her and say thank you
kek sounds like something I would do
mirin the progress
Wtf r u on about?
>turk
That's the roach he's talking about.
Idn wtf the other dude meant desu
Not mire story but oh well
>going to the gym
>notice a 1st day of the gym guy
>"Oh boy here we go again"
>he is doing seated cable row with 40lb
>ask him if i can work in while he is resting
>trying to do a new PR with 145lb
>he looks at my belly gut for 2 sec
>"lol you can do that user that way too heavy and you still have a long way to go "
>LOL OK
>processed to 10 reps with perfect form
>oh wow let me try that
>He barley pull the entire stack with his back before collapsing before doing a single rep
>Keep staring at me through the whole workout
i know im not the strongest guy around but just because i have a high bodyfat % doesnt mean im weak fuckboi
im 5.4 with 78kg btw :S
Fucking manlets, when will they learn?
Nkewfags
Based
>you have no chance
KEK, based friend
Anyone ever get so many mired that you don’t pay attention to them?
I don’t notice them unless I’m actively checking to see if ppl are miring
And then you woke up incel
This never happened
But you didn't move it you faggot and from now on you are "that guy".
How does it feel to be an outcast?
Incel
>mom said I'm cuter than someone else we know
Thanks mom I totally believe you.
>Last week
>Getting ready to leave in the changeroom
>See a twink looking fuck struggling with his lock
>Ask him what's the deal
>He stammers out the fact that he forgot his combination
>Pretty common, tell him not to worry about it
>Ask him for the combo he remembers and try it
>Shitslocked.png
>Look at the lock clip
>Upon closer inspection, it's a little rusty
>Did some rows n bicep shit so arm strength is maxed for the day
>Just pulled the fucker clean off
>Hand the twink the lock with a chunk of the lock clip still hanging on it
>Suggest he gets a lock with a key next time
>Go back to changing, put on my headphones, and leave
>Tell one of my mates who works at my gym I accidentally broke one of the locks
>He tells me it's K since they were going to replace them anyhow
>Next day
>Changing in the rooms to start the gym day
>See the twink from the corner of my eye walk into the locker room
>Nod at him in recognition
>Guess he said hey. Noise-cancelling headphones
>Finish changing and go one with my business
>There's mirrors fucking everywhere so I notice the twink trying to lowkey watch me while he hops on the mills
>Mfw this is the first time I've ever noticed I was being mired
I've noticed he's kind of altered his routine so he's in line with mine while not being directly next to me so it looks like shit was just a coincidence that he was stretching in an area where he can see me from the other side of the gym
Or is that just me being paranoid?
He wants to fuck
Congrats on the new bf.
UUUU
>some dude says he has a hidden talent of locating nipples on people on the first try
nigga tf
You should have Ohp him in the pool user
>i know im not the strongest guy around but just because i have a high bodyfat % doesnt mean im weak fuckboi
>does 145 lbs cable rows
Yes, you are. I've been lifting for a little over a month, am a dyel and do heavier cable rows.
it was animecon
>playing DnD
>go to hit on the big boobed bar slut
>Roll Nat 20
>she throws herself at me and we fuck
>gain "1 inspiration" from it
Yall jelly. Don't lie.
>he plays Dicks n' Dudes
>not superior PF
enjoy your onions
>Go downstairs shirtless
>Mom says user are you gaining weight?
>Y-yeah
>Yeah I can tell
Thanks mom
She wants to fuck
>dat 28 yr old boomer that nobody mires
>Pathfinder
Enjoy taking 5 minutes to try to climb over a wall.
Shamu pls
So youre that guy who try to impress every new kid at the gym?
>I climb the wall
>give me a 18
>15! but I got +3 for trained skill
>ok fair
woah so hard
>Playing Penis Fucker
>Not GURPS
if that fat fuck can do that then all you have no excuse as to why you cant initiate a conversation with a girl
user better get that boipucci
this. missed the chance for the best response