*teleports behind you*
*teleports behind you*
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Sif was a good doggo
>you*
Stopped reading right there
Ha, you expect such a dull blade to pierce my armour? It is forged from the rarest of stolen chain-links.
*teleports behind you*
*time stop*
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IT'S OVER
MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA
*teleports behind you too*
send my regards to satan doggy
heh
Fool. Your pitiful attacks have only annoyed me, and now I have ascended into my ultimate form: Ramen Shaman!
*teleports behind you*
MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA
I shall unleash one of my greatest attacks;
►Pleasant Spaghetti Dinner◄
I shall unleash one of my attacks;
►GODS HELL HOUND◄
*eats everything*
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THAT'S FUCKING IT
IM THROWING A FUCKING GRENADE AT THAT FUCKER
I shall unleash one of my attacks;
►DOGGO BLACK-HOLE◄
*eats grenade*
*does nothing*
Yes... EAT MY PASTA
►Pasta Overcharge◄
I shall unleash one of my greatest attacks;
►THE FINAL SOLUTION◄
IN
3....
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2...
TACTICAL RETREAT
Ha, FOOL! I was merely delaying while I charged up MY ultimate attack!
►SPAGHETTI BATH◄
None can run from my stand.
My true stand
1.......
He's truly going to do it. We're all doomed.
SUMMON:
►BREAD MAGE◄
*sucks up everything*
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DEFENSIVE MOVE:
►BREAD ARMOUR◄
*stops what he's doing*
No one man should have that much power...
*devours you*
Fool, NOTHING can penetrate Holy Bread Armour!
Well, nothing except for the Demonic Relic of Slight Dampness... Which I'm certain you don't have.
You fool! I am everything past, present and future.
You are dead no matter what you do!
what are you going to do, kill me???
But everyone is dead. Everyone dies, in due time.
Even you will.
et tu dog?
No I will not die. I will be reborn into a greater being. Thus start a new universe.
No, everything dies with time. You, me, everyone.
Hold me.
I said I am everything and I shall be reborn.
>No, everything dies with time
Immortal jellyfish
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Just because something doesn't die with age doesn't mean it can't find some way to die, like getting crushed by one giant rock
Or many small rocks
Silly mortal how much do you not know about the your world?
>like getting crushed by one giant rock
>Or many small rocks
The water bear
Nigger I read all about "immortal" animals. It's very tough, but not immortal.
It can still be killed. Everything will eventually die, regardless.
>Nigger I read all about "immortal" animals. It's very tough, but not immortal.
>It can still be killed. Everything will eventually die, regardless.
I said I am everything
Immortal jellyfish + The water bear = unstoppable
The immortal jellyfish can still be killed by physical means (cutting it in half)
The tardigrade can still be killed by physical means (cutting it in half)
The Tardigrade is very resistant, but not immortal.
I said I am everything
EVEN THE STARS
You still wouldn't survive the inevitable cold death of the universe.
Everything dies.
Everything.
Hey, you know what? You usually post this song when you do that
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And I was JUST LISTENING TO THAT SONG
Maybe we did actually fuse consciousness
NOOOOOOO FUCK YOU THIS IS MY LOGIC
It's a good song and movie.
I win