hey kid, get me a soda

> hey kid, get me a soda
w-what do!>?!!

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get her a soda and check those trips

"Funny, your legs don't look broken. How about you go get your own.."

Your jeans is to big

I just got back from the kitchen get it your damn self

push her into the pool ehehehehehehe
then hang myself

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those are child molester shoes

Great post keep up the good work 10 keks out of 10

Give her an incredulous look and say, "I'm not doing that."

>OH I SEE HOW IT IS NOW. I TOUGH WE WERE FRIENDS. SO DISRESPECTFUL.
Thats how every woman will reply to you if you say that.

Well i say shit like that to my female friends all the time, and they are almost never upset about that. Does that mean, that they really have dicks instead of vagina?

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tackle her to the ground, start punching and kicking her. hit her with the chair she's sitting on.

throw her face first in the pool. grab her by the hair and hold her face in the water for about 5 seconds.


then, back away, apologize for my actions, and walk away

shit rly?
I said that to one of my female friends and she flipped out on me.
I mean at the same time she has BPD.

Yeah its true, but my female friends are anime watching/gamer sadgirls, that also like dank memes and all that stuff so thats propably why.

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Idk, I straight up call girls annoying and ugly, and they don't seem to have a problem with me. It's just the attitude you have about it.

Yea most of my female friends were that.
Until that fucking BPD girl made me lose them.
FUCK

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dude i wouldn't be able to pull off a phrase longer than 5 words without stuttering i doubt any of you would either

underage leave

originalnllagalgl

Well im 19 but ok. See ya later virgins.

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hey you sound fun
Discord?

Not using one sry. Im spending too much time on the net already. Nothing personel.

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nigga fuckkk
why cant I have friends like you irl

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sniff her belly button lint

hahaha excellent posts brothers, thank you for the laughs

get two sodas and drink one with her in the empty seat right next to her

Smile and say
>what do I get back bubby?

Really its not that hard

"get off your ass and get it yourself you fucking thot"