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i remember being a fat fuck and ordering pizza/chinese too often and seeing the same delivery guys. would always turn lights on, turn a move/show on and youtube videos of people talking so it seemed like i had friends over sometimes

now that i think of it ive never met a bitchy or mean girl named jessica. they're always pretty cool

unironically step in the shower then answer the door in a towel

You already know what to do user. This comment is original.

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How do I become a pizza guy

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I banged a chubby girl as a practice girl it was...not bad

how do I become a pizza guy
the question makes my brain fry
tortured while awake I lie
answerless again, I cry

Pull her into the house and rape her? What kind of question is this. THIS is your chance. Get pizza and lose that virginity in one go. If she threatens to call the cops tell her you won't pay for the pizza.

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Similar experience, maybe it will help you OP
>used to drive a couple counties over every week for a few years
>always stopped for gas at a particular station
>since it was always the same time and place I would always see the same clerk in the Circle K
>qt Latina thickie, maybe 24
>one day I go in to get my usual Polar Pop and Reese's FastBreak bar
>grab a pack of Magnum condoms too
>when she rings me up I ask non-chalantly about the "bigger condoms"
>she asks what I'm saying
>tell her that I need Magnum XL's, because the normal Magnums are too tight around my girthy shaft, ask if they stock XLs
>she starts stuttering and blushing and turns shy
>never got any further than that
Fuck, I miss my beautiful Raquel.

I like the cut of your grass fed human tenderloin

for sale: XL condoms, never used.

she came and she was cute and she told me to have a nice night

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WTF ARE YOU GONNA DO???

eat the pizza and watch the expanse now

that's it? another chance wasted, user.

Keke
Pritty accurate too

is there room for two?

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only if youre a girl that wants to cuddle after

This is a cold hard dose of reality

this would be every single one of you

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>Anondavidson dresses up like Don Drapper to answer the door to a 19 year old slightly attractive girl who's delivering fast food pizza

put on a robe and answer the door. When she answers ask her if she wants to come in for a slice of hot italian sausge

I-l'm a guy user....

im not sharing my pizza with anyone other than a girl

yup, jessicas are very cool. they can seem a bit cold to people, but they are actually very nice, just a little guarded.

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yup, definitely a jessica

I don't want any pizza, just want you

>Answer door in undies while holding flowers and your friend dancing to classical music while you smile

i wanna fuck a pizza delivery jessica...

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she told me have a nice night, haha, i basically had sex. see ya later virgins

get a refund or charge back on card. order again and hope its not her

what the hell, its just some delivery pizza lady... you guys watch too much porn, just answer the door, pay, get your pizza, close door

i- i want to fuck you user

well thats pretty fucking gay

Jessica sounds like a pretty hot name. Looks like you finally made it, time to leave us losers behind.

>Orders shitty pizza chain on Sat. Night
>Doesn't expect it to be some Highschooler tryna make some money,

Ok user

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okay slut boy give contac ;)

>okay slut boy give contac ;)

midwestern US, will be more specific if we match here