Wife just served me with divorce papers (after coming home from a 12 hour work day)

Sorry to hear that, bro.

Why did she divorce you?

literally shut the fuck up, i'd kick your ass irl dumbass

Whats funny is no one gives a fuck about you and you are crying on a anime board nice larping kid off to /b/

lol you got cucked

>Whats funny is no one gives a fuck about you

Yea dont remind me, I forgot autists lack empathy

12 hours I bet she was being fucked while you were gone

Shut the fuck up, this isn't one of your animes retard

No mercy for you cuck. You signed your life away. You let Jews into your life by getting married. DONT GET FUCKING MARRIED KIDS. Not until major changes in society occurs.

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Ah, I remember being 12. Shit tier thread. And if it isn't shity larp b8, then she's divorcing you because you act like a 12 y/o shit poster

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Pathetic OP making threats on Jow Forums no wonder she dumped you, fuck off cuck

Lol all women are whores and she can easily get another man

> Married man.
> Comes on Jow Forums to weep about divorce.
Checks out.

Seriously dude, why the larp? If you wanted to talk about how all women are ebil doo-doo heads because they won't let you put their wee-wee in them, you could have just made that thread and dozens of your fellow losertards would have flocked in to give you (you)s and metaphorically suck your dick. Is this just some feeble attempt to add weight to the brownpill by pretending to be a brownpill statistic? Well, the good news is that this board is full of incredibly gullible retards who will swallow down anything that affirms their confirmation bias like a faggot swallows down semen, so pat yourself on the back and enjoy your success; you earned it.

HAHAHAHA THATS FUNNY

your post reeks of bitterness

OP IS THIS YOUR WIFE?

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MAYBE THIS WILL DO

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shut the fuck up retard, fuck off

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Willing to bet you're one of the chucklefucks making threads just to brag about getting married and calling anyone who told you it's a bad idea a virgin.

Either you are 18 and act 12 or you are 12 larping as a 18 yo, either way go cry in a pillow you faggot if you are a "adult" I'm glad she left your beta ass. TIMESTAMP the papers you fucking cuck and show us or BS and go suck a dick.

you suck a dick fag

OP'S WIFE FELL IN LOVE WITH THE BBC!!!

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OP we fucking warned you not to loan your wife out and do cuckolding. Cuckolding is the worst fucking thing you could do. Now she's in love with a BBC.

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wtf? fuck off with this shit you deranged moron, she hates black men retard

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This is the first blacked porn I've found hot. Fuck you for ruining me.

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The only time you should get married is if your potential wife has one or more of these traits:

1) She's extremely redpilled to the point that she recognizes White Genocide by Jews, and supports White procreation;

2) She is a hardcore Christian (I'm not Christian but Christian women generally stick to their men)

3) She is a young southern girl with only a few past partners

If your potential fiancee doesnt fit into these categories, then no marriage for her.

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oh, forgot to add

4) Her net worth exceeds your own

you have a prenup rigth sweetie?

your ideas of pure women are laughable and untrue.

There are no pure women in the world dumbo. These women are the best chances of you not getting divorced. But nothing is a guarantee

Probably for the best OP. Be honest: have you ever made her make faces like in pic related?

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nah man. not even catholic girls take divorce seriously anymore, and theres no point in marrying a girl if they even have a get out of jail free card.
>woman i wanna commit my life to you
>omg me too, i can always change my mind right

You're fucked now dude! It's all downhill from here, though the descent is not without its amusements. ;)

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what the fuck? fuck off you demented autist, does your mom let you save these fucking pics?

Kill her OP. You have to defend your honor and the institution of marriage.

OP, was this your recreational activity with your wife?

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laugh at her for believing she can do better than you

>being on Jow Forums while you're married

How do you not see this coming user...

> Actually believing OP

How can you work a computer when you're literally this retarded?

Wait, is this fatman? If so, oh no!

Holy fuck...op and the whole military just got fucking smoked

kill her and her new chad
do it user
its the only way you can get revenge

>being married in [current year]

Tough break nigga.

he's talking about the institution of marriage not the "military"

Sorry m8 we're doing fine. I'm still on paternity leave anyways.

Good luck losing all your shit, moron!

I bet shes laughing her ass off while riding BBC or Chad

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my god you autists really are delusional

then get into prison and form a lovable bond with a host of characters but your best friend is a guy who is just like morgan freeman and at a few points you get raped but it's okay because you do some cover-up work for the prison warden and he lets you do easier jobs and become more safe from the rapists and then one of your buddies gets parole and hangs himself which is pretty sad but then this new guy comes in who says that it wasn't you who killed the chad and your wife and then he gets killed because the boss doesn't want to lose his cover-up man and then you set up an elaborate escape using a tiny pick to tunnel through a wall behind a poster over the course of a few years and then crawl through a sewer and come out of the prison and get down on your knees in the rain and feel the freedom and then you go and buy a boat and back in the prison the warden gets arrested because you aren't there to cover up his shit and a few years later morgan freeman gets released from prison and he comes to see you and you guys reunite and the movie ends.

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I know, right? I mean I understand their desperation to ease their butthurt, but there just comes a point where their gullibility is just unfathomable.

no those dumb asses in the military rope themselves into an early marriage because they give you a free house and money

ha ha ya what a totally believable post, definitely fact and not a commentary on how women don't want a stay at home dad for a mate, since it's an evolutionary need of theirs to stay with their kiddos while the man gets the food and protects them in exchange for nookie and cuddles. Definitely not trying to say "thee Jew and his allies have undermined society and feminism is bullshit"
no sir, you are just sharing a REAL TRUE STORY right buddy?

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good, I was afraid i was coming across too subtle

kek. only advice the veterans in my family have given me are marriage related. specifically "don't get married to get out of the dorms" and "don't marry a Korean girl who says she will love you long time"
Guess that BAH is too tasty for some lads to pass up.

Good man, I hope you stick together for life

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tfw no Latina non slutty princess

Serves you right, you trusted a woman.

That'll be easy. We fatties don't live long.

Time to swallow the red-pill? Nah, I bet you can't even afford that in a month, have fun living on the street "rapist".

Were the divorce papers pillows just like your wife?

>implying prenup makes a difference
kek

this famalam. Anyone who trusts the womeme deserves what they get. But that doesn't mean we can't be there to catch them when they fall :)

I remembered when something similar happened, due to an abortion she had 6 months in, we had even painted the room for the little girl. She said I wasn't there enough and just left. I do miss her.

My condolences op, I will pray for you

>i signed under duress
heh nothin persenel kid

>abortion at 6 months
unironically murder lmao

English is not me first language, but it was a natural one? Spontaneous may be word I'm looking for ?

Oh you mean miscarriage

Yes, that. Didn't know the word, thank you user.

>Getting married in the first place

user, bitches like your wife will only eat you slowly, choose wisely next time, well, if you are not living under a bridge by then

>falling for the marital jew in 2017+1