Why can't i win at the lottery?

i think they key strategy is not to buy them all at once but in different locations and at different times...i suspect they stack them together with losers in 10+ sequence..... i learned the hard way...200$ worth of tickets down the drain... gonna buy it all across the town next time

>der boomer
>got the benefits of $20,000 homes that now are worth $500k+
>win $1million dollar lotto
>will waste it all on a condo in Florida and country club fees

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have you figured out the secret technique yet?
please share your investigations, help fellow wageslave robots to find peace.

Not him but what if what you have to spend makes you a loser?

Ah, yes, because if he had an insider knowledge on what to invest that $80 on he would of one day looked back on his sad past and think... It's a good thing I saved all those 80s. Now I can finally afford to buy a videocard 20 years later.

>Now I can finally afford to buy a videocard 20 years later.

i know right... that faggot probably would tell him to invest in crypto scam or stocks and wait 30 years till he's too old to enjoy the money.

i need the money now!

>investing properly is hard so I'm going to spend all my food money on lottery tickets
The mind of a poorfag is truly a magical place.

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that faggot probably would tell him to invest in crypto scam or stocks and wait 30 years till he's too old to enjoy the money.

Enjoy your crackers.

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OP is right though.

You watch TV and get these lottery winners on it claiming their prize. It's a bunch of people's in their 60's living in an upper-middle class neighbourhood.

Fuck them.

I'd almost say it's a babyboomer conspiracy.

You could make someone's future live pretty nice, but no, those cushioned on a fairly decent pension get a million to handle with. Sure they do. Fuck 'em, and fuck 'em twice.

>Ah, yes, because if he had an insider knowledge on what to invest
are you actually fucking retarded
when you have that little money you save it, not invest it
this is why you'll always be poor though, because you're so fucking stupid you think saving money is silly and you should waste it all on lottery tickets instead

>born with a silver spoon up his ass
>never struggled ever
>doesn't belong here

J-just be your investment, b-bro.

Fuck off normie.

There should be a baby boomer assassin or scammer that specifically targets them

The best thing to do is marry an.old rich person and inherit the money. Then you don't have to work for it.

Here's a little pro investment tip that us richfags have been keeping secret: you're never going to win the lottery.

>saving ass wiping paper
suuuure retard.... heard of inflation?

If he saved 80 dollars a month for the entire year he'd have $960. Literally cannot do anything with that and the amount of suffering he endured to save that amount instead of spend it per month might push him to suicide.

Here's an even pro-er investment tip from us poor fags. Capitalism was a scam for kikes and rich-blood to revel in while every-day men and women live in squalor.

exactly.... that "save it up" retard doesn't know what he's talking about.

Yeah. Fuck these normies telling us to forgo anything good. They want poor people to have zero joy in life. Then be stuck with so little in savings that any little emergency can wipe it out.

Like e-mail scams that have existed since the early 2000's?

>saving ass wiping paper
"ass wiping paper" is all you have, poorshit.
>If he saved 80 dollars a month for the entire year he'd have $960.
together with financial aid thats a year at a community college, aka a start to moving on to a better life and not being a poorfag
but yeah keep wasting it on a lottery you'll never win because it's "fun"

I love capitalism. I'm a software engineer and love spending and living the good life. When I start my own business I'll have even more. People who hate capitalism are dumbfucks who can't see how comfy it can be.

i have no interest in investing my money. i can't afford to wait that long. my life is absolutely miserable. you can't even call it a life. i read stories on here and other sites and i realize how much in life i have missed out on. winning a jackpot would give me a life that is worth living that is why i play. i have a date set and if i don't win by that date then i see no reason in going on anymore. my life is so worthless that the one in a million chance of winning is worth betting my entire life on.

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>community college

Yikes... Better chances at making money through bank robbery at that point. And that's just for 1 year. lol...

Elliot you're supposed to be dead

I don't even need a super high jackpot
Mid to high five digits (after taxes) would be enough to get rid of debt and turn my life around

>he thinks rich people only have fluid assets
this is why you'll always be poor
>yeah bro like why try to do anything to make my life better im just gonna play the lottery, starve and whine when i dont win

lmoa we'll just pay one half of you to kill the other half

Environment shapes you to be what you will ultimately be. Some people were fed through the machine in ways to prosper, while others were led along being stepped on all through life.Unless a system works for everyone, it isn't working.

but where will you hide yourself "from the brightness of his coming"? :)

>tfw lottery is illegal in my state
>tfw have to use my brain to make money
>tfw can't do that

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>why try to do anything to make my life bette

So what you're saying is to save every extra dollar he has while starving himself on bare minimum nutrition, and to keep this up for 4 long years only to finally be able to attend community college? Who's courses are worse than what you can get through programs in prison? Literally what?

The same place I hide myself from Sauron and Voldemort

I was stepped on but now I have money. I enjoy seeing my former bullies working fast food. I love buying everything I can and having so much fun spending. I grew up in the exact same world as people my age but many of them hate capitalism and I love it. Explain that.

It's a business, unfortunately. When they make enough money from it, then they dish out a small portion of the profit to a random person. Just like a casino, except without the fancy computer programs and bouncers.

Based on number statistics, you're more likely to get struck by lightening.

>So what you're saying is to save every extra dollar he has while starving himself on bare minimum nutrition, and to keep this up for 4 long years only to finally be able to attend community college?
he doesn't seem to have any problem starving himself on bare minimum nutrition to buy lottery tickets
>Who's courses are worse than what you can get through programs in prison?
lol do you actually believe this

your sorcery and pathetic lies won't save you.

I had class privilege and a good family but they had neurotypical privilege and popularity. It evens out.

Investing, fellow user. As long as you have a good broker, you can make more money than any average lottery dude with not as much effort.

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So despite being bullied you went on to finish schooling and got a career? Out of curiosity when you say bullying are you implying that you're friend chad was mocking the hue of your Ferrari in comparison to his?

What he did with the lotto tickets was a one-off in desperation because his nation has failed him. And yes, I do believe it. Community colleges are essentially for those who are deemed "troubled" or "hopeless." You aren't being prepped for the top. To put it simply. Instead of shoe shining with nothing community college offers you the wash-cloth.

today i bought 2 tickets and both of them gave me back the price of the tickets, 3$ and 4$....so i'm back at square one...tomorrow another day to try

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I meant to say Investment advisor, sorry.

Some people win the lottery based on pure random chance. However, it's also used as a payout system to buy the silence of witnesses to major public false-flags. Check out, if you're ever curious, how many families in high-profile school-shooting communities won millions within a year of their child's school (but usually not their child, of course) being shot up.

What about the person who had neither? Welcome to Jow Forums, normie.

No. I mean a lot more severe. I have Asperger's and no sympathy for anti capitalists who want me not to have the good life.

It's not that we don't want you to have the good life, it's that we don't want anyone to suffer.

>What he did with the lotto tickets was a one-off in desperation because his nation has failed him.
its obvious from his posts he does it constantly
>And yes, I do believe it.
then you are retarded beyond saving

I'm not strictly anti-capitalist, but I think companies should put more speculation into long term profit and benefit for their business than they should.

Like with the Stock Market crash in '29. They market all these luxuries, but what happens when nobody buys them anymore and you still have shareholders, too.

Sorry for the rant.

I'm not a normie. I have Asperger's.

If it was a one-off then he wouldn't have "favorite tickets" as he mentioned in OP

I'd have to disagree. To me it seemed like a one-off in desperation. Yes he may play from time to time but not to the extent he had this time. And as for the community college bit. It's a dead-end. And worse yet the process leading him to even be able to attend not only will put him in more debt, but it may cause him to suicide.

You think community college is suffering. That shows how much of a joke your mentality is.

you really know nothing do you
i guess that's why you'll always be poor

For an anti capitalist you seem very snobby.

Besides the fact that me and my family have been poor forever. I'm happy for you. I'm glad you made it.

Having a favorite ticket does not equate to spending every last dime of his paycheck every month on them in excess. It just implies he has had good luck or favors them for whatever reason.

>Some people win the lottery based on pure random chance.

so you're saying i still have a chance..... even though it may be rigged....i still have a change to retire to a comfy NEET life

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If they want to sell luxuries they should. If nobody buys them they either adapt, make the product cheaper, downsize or go out of business. The market takes care of it.

No, I think the process he'd have to put himself under to be able to attend community college would be lengthy and extremely difficult given his budget. It would take him years of saving unless he took out loans which would cripple him.

What I do know is how wrong this system really is, and you'll never understand that because you weren't faced with the reality of not being well off from birth. It's a struggle unlike anything other. The closest thing I could relate is a life threatening disease. It consumes you and your life. Your mentality, who you are gets pushed aside and forgotten as the troubles take over your mind. It's literal hell.

Wasn't intending to come off as such. I've never had any reason to feel snobby in my life.

Better to take loans than have no chance.

>take loans you filthy goy
lol i bet you're a son of a jew.

QUICK JEW!
COLLECT YOUR 30 PIECES OF SILVER!

WAS SELLING IESOUS HRISTO WORTH IT?

YOU'LL BE AT FRONT WHEN YOUR REWARD COMES :)

Sometimes you have to take risks to get ahead. Do you not get that?

I wasn't going to reply to this until I saw Completely forgot that dynamic which further proves my earlier point. Capitalism was made for kikes and rich-blood. Could you imagine the interest rate on his loan.. 11-12%? And that's if he's lucky. He'll spend 10 years of his life paying it off. Meaning he'll have to have multiple jobs + schooling. Jesus fuck, what is the point of living at that point? Just buy a gun and kill the first person you see driving a nice car.

As long as you're able to pay it back, yes.

He could live with his parents and use his income to pay it off. He can go on their health and car insurance.

I do. You make progress by going forward and not sitting in stagnation.

However, you have to make sure that if your risk fails, you still have to get back up. Some planning beforehand helps create a safety net to assess the severity of the risk and the consequences of success or failure.

elliot... just stop

Assuming his parents don't have terrible credit as poverty is very much so hereditary.

I see people bitch about capitalism all the fucking time and I'd bet that most of the people complaining aren't participating.

All you have to do to win at capitalism is invest in a total market index fund. You will literally own pieces of companies that work to make your money grow without having to do any homework. $5500 per year in a roth IRA will set you for retirement, set aside another $5000 a year when you can afford it in another account and bam, in 30 years you are rich. Try not to have a shitty time along the way and you've succeeded because of capitalism. Yes there are things about capitalism that arent good, yes we could do better at taking care of people but fuck, for the love of whatever deity you revere, invest and reap the benefits of capitalism.

Companies should have leeway. The problem, though, is that what companies do can affect other people as well. So, they have to take that into consideration rather than specifically fixate on maximum profit.

Fracking for natural gas is another example. It gets the product quick, but the water supply would be at risk. So, there has to be some kind of a plan for an alternative that doesn't induce water contamination in the areas. Especially if that water flows into a large city.

The fact some poor people came from middle class parents says it's not always hereditary.

I've never been a fan of being middle or high class. It's like you lose a lot of life skills being in an environment where there's not a lot of effort to get a good result.

Pic related. It might explain the logic better than I can.

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What happens if we just decided to stop the whole cycle?

yeah coal miners sure had a lot of skill, you know... hitting rocks with iron to get the expensive bits out, shoveling shit out of the mines, real great skill set the lower class have

Communists do it better,without massive genocide or impoverishment (eastern europe is poor because of capitalism.)

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