Pizzafag Chronicles 3

*snap* this ones going into my filter.

Let me introduce you to this comment

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Let me introduce you in an original way to this comment

found one, boys

You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.

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Tiernan is a sociopath
Originally

>found one, boys
>is the same poster as
Y I K E S

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>page 9
pizzafag, hurry
please

take your time pizzafag, wait for all the tourists to leave this place before you finish.

Anyone else think OP is fucking dumb if it takes him "like 30 minutes" to write each post? Even with a foggy memory, it shouldn't take more than 10 to write even the longest posts he's made.

i'm not pizzafag, i just made the thread.
and yeah, he's taking his fine time.

a good story need not be rushed

Pizzafag said in the first thread that his boss caught him on his phone, just be patient and wait for the rest like everyone else.

This started on thurday morning and its SUNDAY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>Having to work on a saturday
Thank fuck i get weekends off

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hey fags, no use in complaining to a person who is asleep

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>greentext folder
willing to share some good ones to keep this thread entertaining?

nope, going to bed now, go read the ones archived instead? -You know, there are actual archives of greentext and Jow Forums history - full threads out there if you know where to look.

yeah i know, i was just looking for an excuse to keep this thread bumped. whatever.
sleep well.

Has he even continued the story yet since the part where he confronts Lydia and it leaves off on a cliffhanger?

this is his last post:

anyone got the previous parts screencapped? I saw them then had to work a closing shift before i could finish

this is the most up-to-date one we have. no one has added his latest posts

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Are you German?
>tfw no German bf to take me through the country, learning the language of my ancestors and discovering my cultural roots

it looks like dutch

I also deliver pizza and the most unbelievable part of this story is the fact that they let him deliver pizza on a fucking moped apparently?? I don't think my boss would let me deliver pizza on a moped because when I leaned to turn the cheese on the pizza would slide to one side of it and fuck it up.

tl;dr how do I get my boss to let me deliver pizza on my moped? How do you get it situated so it doesn't fall off?

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It's basically unheard of to have a car deliver your pizza in like arab countries or india. From what I saw from when I was in egypt there's a box on the back of their bike/moped that perfectly fits the pizza box so it doesn't slide or anything. How they get it out is beyond me.

Yeah, but if I lean then the cheese slides everywhere and what if I need to deliver a fuck load of pizzas at a time? Or multiple orders to different places?

That most be some extremely gooey cheese, I can hold a pizza upside down and only the toppings fall off, the cheese stays still.

I've seen them been delivered by motorcycle drivers. I can't remember the chain though.

I order pizza so often that I sometimes order from different places I like less because I'm so embarrassed by how much pizza I eat

The place I work for has really thin crust pizzas, maybe that factors into it??

Where? I haven't seen it since I live where it's pretty rainy and it's just not that practical, but I saw it a few times when I go down south.

as you should be, eat chinese or something else that isnt fucking pizza

Nice quads. Checked.
In the most original way possible, of course.

Ahh, damn. See, this is why I need a German bf. To teach me these things that ought to be obvious already

Sorry, can't help you.

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pizza hut niggas ride on a motorcycle

This I can confirm, too bad I hate their shitty pizza

Just woke up from a dream where the pizzafag story ends nicely but i dont really think it will

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what happened in your dream?

Well they reconciled with each other and it ended up happy with pizzafag saying"well its been years now were married" shit like that, i really dont think it will happen

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Hopefully it has a happy ending, he didn't want to spoil if he was in a relationship so hopefully those two are happily married, I want to believe.

he mentioned unstable schizos at the beginning. not looking good out here.

well he started the whole greentext saying it was a warning against dating those types of girls so the chance of a fairy tale ending like that is basically nil

Yeah me too fren
I know but if you paid attention sometimes when writing about Lydia he would say"at the Time" it feels like shes still with him(or around) but its probably just me hopinh for nothing

poor innocent user
enjoy it while you can...

>All this cheese pizza discussion
You people discuss me, have fun when the FBI come knocking

Anyone else notice how he apparently posts from a phone yet almost none of his sentences end in periods? By default this is automated.

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No it isn't, I'm posting from my phone and when I hit enter it starts a new line without a period
Like this

Dunno what kinda baby-friendly phone you've got, akachan ningen.

Been following this story on my phone
It doesnt do that

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There are only periods if you press the space button twice in succession

what exactly is apu doing here

He's having fun

originally what?

no auto correct has ever known when to end my sentences for me.

goddamn htis ride

>just spent the last two hours reading these threads from the beginning

I'm glad I'm finally caught up, but damn I was hoping I'd reach the end. It's now three in the morning. I hope I'll wake up to another PizzaFag post in this thread.

Bless these threads and bless the pizza faggot

>60+ posts and still nothing
i know it's late and pizzafag is likely asleep but if this thread dies without any of his posts im gonna be pissed.
i spent a good 10 minutes making that picture in the OP.

I'm going to bed now. Hopefully I wake up to a happy, or at least melancholic ending. I'm sad already. I don't need any more sadness.

I don't think this one can end well, but I want to believe.

it's sad that these last 2 threads are quickly gathering a large number of cunts in the comments, the first 2 felt genuinely like old threads from few years ago

What you gonna do about it, just ignore it nigga and focus on the story

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LEL BUT AT LEAST ITS ORIGINAL XDDDDDDD - Jow Forums jannies

ye you're right but nevertheless it would've been good if the story hadn't been already published everywhere

I hate normalfags so god damn much robros

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Can someone make a greentext folder/imgur of pizza stories? I just found out about this now and the stories are spread out over threads.

i guess being periodically flooded by normies is unavoidable unfortunately, but the least people could do is let the people who enjoy this few good threads just stay in peace

are you new? you don't have to type 'originally' if your message is original.

dude in every damn thread there are png screencaps of the whole story.. just look for them

Bump Originality of origins.

Cmon pizzafag , take your Time, the wait is long but its good

dominos got moped niggers where I live
the bikes are even company owned and painted blue

it was supposed to give my post personality

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what the frick dude

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>frick
>you must be 18 or older to use this site

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pizzafag where you be

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>people say "frick" ironically and you take it seriously

no wonder you have no friends and call out "roasties", user. i hope it doesn't take long for you to try your pic related without stopping.

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Probably asleep if he's west coast based.

if he is, i want to meet this man.

not the hero we deserved, but the one we needed

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This is r9k lad, meetups are a very bad idea.

Where is he then lads??

>posting anime gif
>accuses literally anybody of having no friends

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>pizzafags story is being upboated in this very moment

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>posts pepe
>browses r9k
>actually responds instead of taking it like the little cuck he is

i sure hope your future hamplanet makes sure you're happy if you dont kill yourself before.

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>refrains from posting another anime gif in fear of being further bullied
>limp dick attempt to btfo me

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i can see you in that messy room, user.

clean up your mess, user.

is mummy proud of you yet?

I sure hope she is, because i'd go check on her to make sure she's still breathing because of how much the thought of suicide runs through her head due to you still being in her house.

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>this amount of projection
the absolute state of YOU

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Dude, lay off the reddit spacing

>this amount of denial
the mental illness you must have to be able to deny this much of what's true

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>n-no you
you are so new I actually feel bad for btfoing you permanently like this.

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